N/A: This fic is suppose to be a humor fic so if you don't have a sense of humor please leave my fic! I don't any flames telling me that I'm an idiot and that my fic is the stupidest thing that they ever read. Because I know that I'm an idiot and yes this fic is going to be pretty stupid! And Crazy. (Opo, Baliw ako) Anyway for those who decide to waste their time and read this pointless fic anyway despite my earlier warnings, enjoy! (oh and if your wondering for some strange unexplainable reason the answer is No! I don't own Get Backers!)

Cyber-tech Chaos

The silver haired cyber genius yawned as he slowly made his way to his bed. It was extremely late because he had been working, but even evil geniuses needed to sleep. He stumbled through the dark and made his way to his bed. He finally settled in his warm bed, he snuggled against the soft cotton sheets. It had only been about a minute when he felt his eyes go heavy and he drifted to the dreamworld.

Makubex sat in front of his wall of computer screens as his fingers flew across the keyboard on his lap. Green data screens and surveillance videos flashed across the computer screens. He worked quietly and swiftly. He was alone in the dark room except for Kakei Sakura, she was watching him silently.

"Yes! My work is complete!" Makubex announced happily as he removed the keyboard from his lap. He got up and started to stretch.

Sakura stared at the computer screens then at Makubex. "What exactly did you finish? Did you tighten the security or something?" She asked slowly.

"What security? Heck no! I just finished installing Ragnarok Offline 3rd jobs! It's the assassin cross!" Makubex exclaimed happily.

Then a knock came on the door and two muscular men entered the dark room. The men were carrying several large wooden crates and clipboards. The first man had a mustache and a scar across his cheek, he spoke in a low masculine voice. "Mr. Makubex we are just delivering your order." The other man finished unloading the crates from a cart and placed them on the floor. "You order of 30 pounds of licorice and 20 pounds of Gummy Bears is right here." Announced the man with the mustache.

"Excellent!" Makubex walked over to the two men and examined the crates.

"If you don't mind me asking Mr. Makubex but what are you going to do with 30 pounds of licorice and 20 pounds of Gummy bears?" Asked the second man.

Makubex shot a narrow eyed look at the man. "It's for my next diabolical to take over the world. It's not because I'm addicted to those chewy black sweets that melt in your mouth and tickle your taste buds when you eat them. Or those little colored bears that scream when you bite of their juicy little heads!"

Horror filled the second man's face, he bowed his head and apologized quickly. "I'm sorry for questioning you, Mr. Makubex."

"I'll won't forgive you two unless you get out of my sight!" Makubex threatened the two men. Obediently the two scared men quickly left the dark room.

"Yes! Now it's time to take a look at my precious!" Makubex carefully opened one of the crates. He peered in and started to shout angrily. "Those imbeciles! They got my the wrong kind of licorice! I wanted those red twisty kind with the green watermelon filling inside! I didn't want the regular cherry flavored ones!" He looked like he was just about ready to fall on the floor and have a tantrum.

"Now. Now. Dear, you have to calm down." Sakura walked to where Makubex was and tried to comfort him. She put her hands on the silver haired boys shoulder and spoke to him gently. "I know what can make you feel better! Let's go to McDonalds and I'll buy you some food!"

"I don't want to go." He answered pouting as he crossed his arms across his chest. "That is...unless you buy me a happy meal with one of those cool pokemon toys!"

"Anything you want." Sakura assured him.

Makubex tired to hide the smile on his face but it was too hard. "Ok...fine if you really want to I'll let you buy me a happy meal!" He said trying to keep the excitement out of his voice. With that Makubex grabbed Sakura's hand and he happily skipped out of the dark room.

Together Sakura and Makubex made their way to McDonalds. There Makubex order himself a hamburger happy meal, with one of those cool pokemon toys. After they had ordered and received their food they found a seat next to the window and a creepy statue of Ronald McDonald.

"I wanna see! I wanna see! I wanna see what pokemon I got!" Makubex whined as they took their seats.

"Here you go, Dear." Sakura placed the colorful happy meal box in front of Makubex.

"Yippee!" Makubex quickly ripped open the box and searched for the toy prize. "Yes! I got a pikachu one." Makubex exclaimed happily as he cuddled his new toy.

After that Makubex spent an hour naming all his french fries and then eating them.(The ketchup was the "blood".) Then when he finally finished eating, he headed to the McDonalds playground where he slid and crawled to his heart's content for another hour. Sakura patiently watched Makubex as he played in the colored tubes and slid down the twisting slides. Finally Sakura talked Makubex into going home.

A happy Makubex and Sakura left McDonalds. They made their way back to the dark room filled with computer screens. As they entered they noticed a dark figure standing in the middle of the room. It was Kakei Jubei.

As Makubex recognized him and an evil smile spread across his face. "Look what I got when I went to McDonalds!" Makubex waved the stuffed pikachu in the air at Jubei.

"You went to McDonalds?" Jubei asked in a low voice. "Without me? How could you do that Sakura? I thought I was your little brother!" Jubei sounded like he was ready to cry.

"I got a toy and you don't! I got a toy and you don't!" Makubex sang to Jubei as he danced around with his pikachu.

Jubei rolled up in a ball and sat in the corner of the dark room. "No. Stop it! Don't be so mean! Sakura, Makubex is teasing me again!"

"Makubex stop teasing Jubei!" Sakura exclaimed to silver haired boy. "Look at the time it's already 4 o'clock. Don't you have an appointment at this time?" She asked as she pointed to a computer screen with a blinking clock on it.

"Oh my gosh! Your right!" Makubex let go of the pikachu doll. He flattened his hair and fixed his collar. "I need to go back to business." He announced in a serious tone.

The boy genius made his way to a door at the left side of the dark room. Inside the room was a long wooden conference table. On both sides of the table chairs were lined up neatly and at the end of the table there was a big black leather chair. Compared to the other room this room was bright, it was lit with many lamps hanging from the ceiling. The room's floor was covered with a plush peach carpet and the walls were covered with dark wood panels. On the far end of the room next to the leather chair, was a big flat screen in the wall.

Makubex made his way to the end of the room and he sat on the black leather chair. He turned the chair so that it was facing the screen and not the door. It was time. Time for him to execute his daily viewing. He turned on the screen and a big smiled spread across the silver haired boy's face as he saw what was playing.

"Yes! It's Yu-gi-oh! " Makubex squealed happily. He was watching his favorite show, Yu-gi-oh. He spent the next half-hour watching in delight as his favorite duelist battle with cards and save his friends from danger and whatever.

When his show was finally over, Makubex turned off the screen. Now it was time to eat some of the licorice and gummy bears and play some Ragnarok with his pikachu. The silver haired boy left the conference room and went back to the dark computer room. The room was empty except for Jubei who was sitting in a dark corner with his back to Makubex.

Makubex smiled, he secretly loved to torture the needle man. "What are you doing Jubei?" He approached Jubei and poked him in the back. "Hey! That's mine!" Makubex yelled angrily. In Jubei's hands were his little stuffed pikachu.

"I was just playing with it!" Jubei exclaimed trying to defend himself as he faced the angry genius.

"You should have asked me! It's mine!" Makubex grabbed for the toy and tried to pry it out of Jubei's hands.

"I want it!" Jubei held on to the toy for dear life. He wasn't going to be pushed around by Makubex.

Makubex gave the toy one hard tug. "It's mine!" He screamed. It broke. In Makubex's hands were the head of the pikachu and in Jubei's hands was the little stuffed body. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Makubex screamed. He woke up and he sat up straight up, his hands were gripping his bed sheets tightly as he panted. His whole body was shaking and sweating violently. It was a dream. It was just a dream. The silver haired genius took several deep breathes and tried to calm himself. When he was calmed down he laid back down in his bed. Makubex cuddled in his soft bed sheets and tried to go back to sleep. Next to him slept his undamaged stuffed pikachu.