A/n from Jessica: New story! basically this is a sequel to who's awesome. you dont really have to read that first, but it would be better if you did.

god i love jack swagger...especially him being portrayed as an idiot...

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"You know Nick- Jake was looking for you again this morning." John Morrison said to his roommate Dolph Ziggler. Dolph, John, and John's recently acquired beau, Mike, were hanging out in the lobby of their current hotel. "What's with his obsession with you anyway?"

Dolph tensed, feeling uncomfortable with the sudden change in subject to Jack Swagger, whom he had had a one night stand with two weeks before. "I don't know! He's got some super nasty gay crush on me! He keeps touching me," Dolph exclaimed, trying to sound like his old homophobic self. Although he had come to terms with his bisexuality himself, he wasn't ready for the world to know it.

"He's getting desperate," John said. He had a long standing rivalry with Jack. "I mean Mike dumps him and three days later he's chasing after some straight dude? I hate it when guys try and turn straight guys gay."

Dolph blushed, "Ew, can we stop talking about all this gay shit?"

"Well Nick, I would've said yes but looks like your lover's coming this way." Mike pointed to the glass elevator in the middle of the hotel lobby. Inside, Jack stood with his face pressed against the glass, his eyes locked hungrily on Dolph.

"Why the hell did you call him my lover? I am not gay." Dolph sputtered, trying not to stare back at Jack who was halfway down the elevator.

"Yeah we know, you say that about 8 times a day," the Miz sighed. "Why don't you get out of here before your not lover gets down here?"

Dolph sputtered trying to think of an excuse, "I-I'm not going to stop hanging out with you guys just because he's coming down here."

Jack finally reached the bottom floor and strutted towards the three men, a look of focus on his face as he zeroed in on Dolph. He walked up to the group arrogantly, and sat down on Dolph's lap.

Jack put his arm around Dolph's neck, "How are you this fine evening?" He asked looking Dolph directly in the face.

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME HOMO!" Dolph pushed Jack off his lap and onto the floor. He took a deep breath, trying in vain to will away the images of Jack fucking him through the couch he was currently sitting on.

"Oh come on Nick, a cutie like you and a god like me are meant to be together- it's only right," Jack said not picking himself up from the ground next to Dolph's feet.

"You're sick," Dolph said still focusing on keeping the dirty thoughts to a minimum. "...and I'm not gay."

"One night with me and you'll change your mind," Jack smiled his signature smile at Dolph. Jack loved to mess with him- since their encounter he loved nudging at the fact that one night with him had completely changed Dolph's sexual orientation.

The Miz cut in, "Take it from me Nick, if you were gay and you slept with him it might just be enough to turn you straight."

"Shut the fuck up Mike." Jack snapped, he had been pointedly trying to ignore the other two men.

"I'm not gay," Dolph mumbled, he finally had the thoughts under his control.

Jack turned back to Dolph, his demeanor becoming pleasant again, "You sure about that?" He put his hand on Dolph's thigh and slowly began moving it up towards his member. Dolph took a moment to push it away; he really didn't want to, he wanted Jack to take him right then and there, but he knew he couldn't.

"Okay Jake I think that's enough," John stood and began pulling Jack to his feet and away from Dolph.

"Don't touch me bitch!" Jack slapped John's hand away from his arm. "You can't have all the pretty boys to yourself."

"I don't want Nick to myself- I have Mike. Besides Nick isn't gay, and if he doesn't want to fuck you then stop asking him to." John was becoming frustrated, he really didn't hate Jack but he couldn't stand to be in his presence.

Jack laughed, "Whatever you say John." Jack stood up the rest of the way then leaned down in front of Dolph. "I'll see you later Nick," Jack bent down and kissed Dolph on the lips. Dolph froze. Jack grinned and walked away slowly, still looking over his shoulder at Dolph.

John stared at Dolph, a look of confusion coming across his face. "Nick you just kissed Jake."

Dolph snapped out of his daze. "What? No I didn't! He kissed me! You think I wanted his big gross...soft...nasty lips on me? Ew no way!"

"Did you say soft?" The Miz asked.

"I-I'd never ever kiss another dude!"

"Calm down Dolph I was just saying I'm proud of you. He kissed you and you didn't even go into hysterics like you usually do!" John Morrison laughed.

"Yeah, I know-I realized just wiping my mouth doesn't work. I have to use mouthwash or bleach or something." Dolph said he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket, he pulled it out and read 1 new message from Jackie. He almost jumped out of his chair. Jackie was the name he had saved Jack Swagger under just in case someone got his phone and read their messages. "Hey guys I've got to go. You think you'll be down here for a while?"

"Yeah either that or in Mike's room," John smiled a mischievous smile at the Miz who chuckled.

Dolph covered his ears, "Ewwww! Too much information! I'm leaving." Dolph walked towards the elevator. When he was safely inside he checked the message- a simple 'call me' was all it said. Dolph shoved his phone back in his pocket- he couldn't call Jack until he was in the saftey of his hotel room (without his roommate of course) just in case someone heard.

Dolph ran into his hotel room, slammed the door and turned the lock so that even if John tried to get in the room he couldn't. Dolph dialed Jack's number enthusiastically.

"Hello, sexy," Jack's voice answered after the second ring.

"Jack what the fuck was that?" Dolph asked shoving the platinum blonde hair out of his face.

"What was what?" Jack asked innocently.

"That, in the lobby in front of John and Mike."

"What about it?"

"Dude, I almost came in my pants; you can't do stuff like that!" Dolph was getting frustrated.

Jack laughed, "Good, I was hoping you would, it's reassuring to know I got so close."

"Well you've got to stop it. I've told you I don't want anyone thinking that I'm gay."

"But you are gay! You love my dick, that means you're gay!"

"I am not gay! I'm bi… I think."

"See!" Jack exclaimed. "You don't even know what you are!"

"Whatever, why did you make me call you?" Dolph asked sitting down on the couch.

"Well, I was just thinking maybe we should go out together sometime."

"Bye, Jake."

"Wait Nick! Hear me out, I know you don't want anyone to know, so we can go somewhere secluded and act like we're just out as friends." Jack suggested.

"That'll never work- why would I be out as friends with a gay guy?" Dolph asked skeptical.

"You and John go out all the time as friends!"

Dolph rolled his eyes even though he knew Jack couldn't see him, "But you're a pervert! You fuck everything that has a penis and breathes. Everyone would know the situation."

"Come on Nick what can I do to get you to go out with me? I'll let you name the place, time, conditions, everything."

Dolph thought about it, "Alright. Two in the morning tomorrow morning- there's a little park about three blocks away, we can walk there."

"Seriously!" Jack exclaimed. "Two in the morning?"

"Yup, you said my rules."

"Fine fine, I'll pick you up at 1:45."

"We'll meet in the lobby at 1:50. Goodbye Jake."

"Bye Nick."

Dolph listened for Jack to hang up: "I love you." He said after he was sure Jack had hung up. He leaned back and sighed. True it had only been two weeks since he'd even started thinking about Jack, but in the short span of time he could feel himself falling hard.

He wasn't sure exactly how Jack felt, but he wasn't too worried about it, the important thing was he was getting laid and he knew it. It had been two week since he had last had sex. After his encounter with Jack, no women seemed appealing to him; he just wanted to fuck Jack. Dolph was used to having sex at least five times a week, and the sudden dry spell was taking its toll on him.

Dolph jumped up from the couch and walked towards the bed. If he was getting some, he better be well rested, he didn't want to fall asleep on Jack.

ok apparently dolphs a sex addict...wow he has sex every business week.


A/n from Kirbey: Ok so I am serious this time I'm never writing again after this story (I wouldn't have written anything but this was just too good an idea to just let go of). So you bitches better enjoy it! This story has all the good stuff in it later on, rape, threesome, Chipotle! (Oh yeah, its going to be good... or at least amusingly mediocre.)

ok no she's not- i wont allow it. you guys better give her positive reviews- i cant do this shit by myself!