Objects in parentheses indicate that it's actions taken by the character and it is not part of the song.
ONE WEEK
Clark: Its been one week since I saved your life
Our lips locked, I breathed hard
and I aroused you.
Five days of deliveries saying
"Get me some fruit i can't get enough of it"
Three days now, I'm wondering,
I realized its just you, and your servant, Enrique
Yesterday you'd asked for me
to come back for two days for a special delivery.
( Looks nervous and starts talking fast, afraid that Clark will suspect something weird about his involvement in his life.)
Lex: Hold it now I just like your fruit stand
You gotta understand
Your cucumbers drive me wild, man.
I summon you to the castle,
I don't want to cause no hassle
Love your zucchini-
Cause its, like, anything but teeny.
Daily deliveries cause you've great fruit.
-Not because your cute!
Really, It's all about value.
I just love your fruit basket
You cannot match it
It can make a dead man leave his casket
It's just of your fruit, I'm in pursuit
Your banana is like manna
I like your carrots, they're just like a gift from Santa
Gotta eat your plumb,
Cause you know, son
I think I can eat more then a ton
They are so like Pringles
you have to chow on more then one
So will you please put the produce on a shelf really high
Step upon this stool, and I'll explain why.
I'm the kind of guy who likes produce packed tight
Cant understand what I mean?
I like well-packed fruit.
I want you to know that my motives are not so crass
It has nothing to do with me looking at your ass.
( Clark, puts produce on shelf, Lex looks.)
Clark: Its been one week since you saw my dad.
Offered to save our farm, everything we had.
Five days since he laughed at you and said
"I think you're gonna act like your Daddy do."
Three days since you got so mad
You realized my Dad has no brain, but what could you do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
"You'll come to me with open arms eventually."
( nervously talking fast again.)
Lex: I was just thinking about our future
I mean your future! I'm really not a vulture
Watchin, waitin' for you to need me,
I mean your Daddy!
It's gonna be eventually.
Like me a little Kent investment
It's my assessment
That your bottom...er..LINE! will satisfy
Like Bugs Bunny I like produce
I'm also wascally
I so wish your dad could see the real me.
Gonna put my cash in cool Kent crops
So i can make some more frequent stops
Just so that I can come and look at my.... investment.
I foresee an organic fruit boom
I'll save your farm from ruin, your dad will say "hey Lex, babe
Sorry, i thought the wrong thing."
So please pick up that portfolio that is really low
( Clark bends, Lex looks.)
Sit with me, over here, I'll show you cash flow.
Sit down real close and I'll give you the blow by blow
Cant understand what I mean?
I'll go slow
I have a tendency to seize.... opportunities
I have a history of forgetting to say please
( Clark sits really close.)
Clark: Its been one week since I got your truck
My Dad said to bring it back, just my dumb luck
Five days since you said to me:
Friends for life we're gonna be eternally
Its been three days since the evening
You saw me there upon a cross my body writhing
Yesterday you had said to me
Even the Romans do that occasionally
Even the Roman's do that occasionally
Even the Roman's do that occasionally
More like Alexander, we just gotta be.
ONE WEEK
Clark: Its been one week since I saved your life
Our lips locked, I breathed hard
and I aroused you.
Five days of deliveries saying
"Get me some fruit i can't get enough of it"
Three days now, I'm wondering,
I realized its just you, and your servant, Enrique
Yesterday you'd asked for me
to come back for two days for a special delivery.
( Looks nervous and starts talking fast, afraid that Clark will suspect something weird about his involvement in his life.)
Lex: Hold it now I just like your fruit stand
You gotta understand
Your cucumbers drive me wild, man.
I summon you to the castle,
I don't want to cause no hassle
Love your zucchini-
Cause its, like, anything but teeny.
Daily deliveries cause you've great fruit.
-Not because your cute!
Really, It's all about value.
I just love your fruit basket
You cannot match it
It can make a dead man leave his casket
It's just of your fruit, I'm in pursuit
Your banana is like manna
I like your carrots, they're just like a gift from Santa
Gotta eat your plumb,
Cause you know, son
I think I can eat more then a ton
They are so like Pringles
you have to chow on more then one
So will you please put the produce on a shelf really high
Step upon this stool, and I'll explain why.
I'm the kind of guy who likes produce packed tight
Cant understand what I mean?
I like well-packed fruit.
I want you to know that my motives are not so crass
It has nothing to do with me looking at your ass.
( Clark, puts produce on shelf, Lex looks.)
Clark: Its been one week since you saw my dad.
Offered to save our farm, everything we had.
Five days since he laughed at you and said
"I think you're gonna act like your Daddy do."
Three days since you got so mad
You realized my Dad has no brain, but what could you do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
"You'll come to me with open arms eventually."
( nervously talking fast again.)
Lex: I was just thinking about our future
I mean your future! I'm really not a vulture
Watchin, waitin' for you to need me,
I mean your Daddy!
It's gonna be eventually.
Like me a little Kent investment
It's my assessment
That your bottom...er..LINE! will satisfy
Like Bugs Bunny I like produce
I'm also wascally
I so wish your dad could see the real me.
Gonna put my cash in cool Kent crops
So i can make some more frequent stops
Just so that I can come and look at my.... investment.
I foresee an organic fruit boom
I'll save your farm from ruin, your dad will say "hey Lex, babe
Sorry, i thought the wrong thing."
So please pick up that portfolio that is really low
( Clark bends, Lex looks.)
Sit with me, over here, I'll show you cash flow.
Sit down real close and I'll give you the blow by blow
Cant understand what I mean?
I'll go slow
I have a tendency to seize.... opportunities
I have a history of forgetting to say please
( Clark sits really close.)
Clark: Its been one week since I got your truck
My Dad said to bring it back, just my dumb luck
Five days since you said to me:
Friends for life we're gonna be eternally
Its been three days since the evening
You saw me there upon a cross my body writhing
Yesterday you had said to me
Even the Romans do that occasionally
Even the Roman's do that occasionally
Even the Roman's do that occasionally
More like Alexander, we just gotta be.
