ALL CORRECT SPELLING, MISSPELLING, AND CORRECT OR INCORRECT GRAMMAR IS INENTIONAL.
Pandora Hearts: The Return of the Chains
About: New types of chains appear and alice murders them
CHAPTER ONE
One day Oz Vessalius was eating cake.
"Oz there are new chains appearing" said Break.
"Oh no!" said Oz.
"Alice and you need to go murder them" said Break.
"Ok" said Oz.
"Lets go" said alice.
A/N: Oz finishes his cake first.
"Oh my god" said Alice. "That chain is called a Mrmtzlpdlykzrk."
"Oh no is that bad" said Oz.
"Yse." said Alice.
"Let's kill it" said oz.
"Ok said alice.
"Right," said Oz.
Mrmtzlpdlykzrks look like enormous cats with thirteen thousand eyes all over them and their enormous and breath fire..
A/N: the eyes not the cat
Alice used magic and turned into Brabbit "you will suffar" said.
Mrmtzlpdlykzrk "oh no" said, "pls dont hurt am in a troll fic dont want dies.."
Alice said two Mrmtzlpdlykzrk "to bad."
Then she sliced it up.
Oh no" it said."am ded
A/N: I heard somewere tat ther hav to be 2 qotation mark.
lice sniffed the are and said to Oz "there is a winrararchiver"
"What is a winrararchiver" said Oz.
"It is a small bottle filled with Tabasco sause"
Oh no"".
Lets kill it" said Alice.
They went to the winrararchiver
"die winrararchiver" said Alice
"No if kill then Tabasco sause sprays everyware alice." said Oz.
"Oh right. can it actually move unless you kill it" said Alice.
"No" said Oz.
"So its a tabasco sause bottle." said Alice.
"Yah" said Oz.
"OK let's go have lunch." said Alice.
"Ok" said Oz. "I am hungry.
So they had a sandwich with tabasco sause on it.
Alice finished her sandwihc and said "oz there is a chain."
"og no" ssaid Oz.
"It is called a maoauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauukakakurueiaurieisifolaoofolakfiejmsujieilskrioeosokrpoooop."
"hat does it do." said Oz.
"maoauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauukakakurueiaurieisifolaoofolakfiejmsujieilskrioeosokrpoooops are enormous ppoop emojys. wiht tongs too so they lick u."
'oh no what do we do '" said Oz.
"I have no clue" says Alcie.
"Where is it" said Oz
"Itis in the abyss.
"Wait but then theres no problem said Oz.
"who cares sabout pandora rules this fanfic is about beating up chains we cannot dissapoint."
"Oh right". said Oz. "If we dont beat up chans and talk lik peopl with no speling then nobody liks tje fanfic,."
"rit."
"ok lets go"
"one problem I cant open a portla to the abyss until i have my power releasd by gilburt" said Alice.
"Who cares its a fanfic"
"oh yeah."
in the abys.
Ha maoauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauukakakurueiaurieisifolaoofolakfiejmsujieilskrioeosokrpoooop u is dead" said Oz.
"Am not" said maoauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauukakakurueiaurieisifolaoofolakfiejmsujieilskrioeosokrpoooop. "I am th e mst powerful chan"
" no ur not" said Alice. she sumond her evil deth sithe and sliced the maoauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauukakakurueiaurieisifolaoofolakfiejmsujieilskrioeosokrpoooop. then it said "now u wil see m tru fprM!'
"o no." said Alice and punchd it
"oh no that is weaknessof me." maoauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauauukakakurueiaurieisifolaoofolakfiejmsujieilskrioeosokrpoooop sad."
it exploded into poos.
THE END
