Hey! TheDragonRider and Inkspell-child of the fairies here to bring you another crazy random fanfic! R+R please!
Telling Sirius
Lily: You tell him!
James: No way! You tell him!
Lily: He's your mate!
James: Yeah…but if he gets mad you can always distract him with your…erm…womanly features!
Lily: WHAT?!
James: I'll go tell him…
Lily: Good! About time to! Womanly features indeed!
James: Well you do know Sirius! He's a pervert! You do have womanly features, you got to admit that!
Lily: JAMES! And I didn't deny it!
James: Well it would be kinda hard to deny it - too much evidence to the contrary!
Lily: Jeez! Don't know why I agreed to marry you!
Sirius: You're getting married?
Lily and James: SIRIUS!
Sirius: Well hello to you to!
James: How long have you been listening?
Sirius: Long enough to find out that Lily DOES have womanly features!
Lily: God help me! (shakes head)
James: What?
Sirius: Cheer up! You are marring Prongsie here!
James: I told you not to call me that!
Sirius: What? That's your name!
James: Fine then, Paddy!
Remus: Ha-ha! Paddy!
Sirius: Shut-up Moo-moo!
Remus: HEY! (Points wand at Sirius!)
Sirius: Hay, is for horses!
Remus: RIGHT, THAT IS IT! (Raises wand to hex Sirius)
Sirius: AH! He has a pointy stick! (Hides under table!)
Lily: I want a divorce!
James: Can't we get married first?
Lily: Fine! But as soon as it is over - DIVORCE!
Sirius: Remember to cut the cake! You can't forget the cake!
James: Of course not!
Lily: Oh how silly of me! I might not even have a cake!
(Prolonged silence)
James, Sirius and Remus: (Gasp!) No…no cake?
Lily: You heard! NO CAKE!
James: You know Lily, sometimes words hurt!
Hope you enjoyed that! Please review! If you didn't...well okay! We are quite insane!
