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Telling Sirius

Lily: You tell him!

James: No way! You tell him!

Lily: He's your mate!

James: Yeah…but if he gets mad you can always distract him with your…erm…womanly features!

Lily: WHAT?!

James: I'll go tell him…

Lily: Good! About time to! Womanly features indeed!

James: Well you do know Sirius! He's a pervert! You do have womanly features, you got to admit that!

Lily: JAMES! And I didn't deny it!

James: Well it would be kinda hard to deny it - too much evidence to the contrary!

Lily: Jeez! Don't know why I agreed to marry you!

Sirius: You're getting married?

Lily and James: SIRIUS!

Sirius: Well hello to you to!

James: How long have you been listening?

Sirius: Long enough to find out that Lily DOES have womanly features!

Lily: God help me! (shakes head)

James: What?

Sirius: Cheer up! You are marring Prongsie here!

James: I told you not to call me that!

Sirius: What? That's your name!

James: Fine then, Paddy!

Remus: Ha-ha! Paddy!

Sirius: Shut-up Moo-moo!

Remus: HEY! (Points wand at Sirius!)

Sirius: Hay, is for horses!

Remus: RIGHT, THAT IS IT! (Raises wand to hex Sirius)

Sirius: AH! He has a pointy stick! (Hides under table!)

Lily: I want a divorce!

James: Can't we get married first?

Lily: Fine! But as soon as it is over - DIVORCE!

Sirius: Remember to cut the cake! You can't forget the cake!

James: Of course not!

Lily: Oh how silly of me! I might not even have a cake!

(Prolonged silence)

James, Sirius and Remus: (Gasp!) No…no cake?

Lily: You heard! NO CAKE!

James: You know Lily, sometimes words hurt!


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