***Ok this takes place during the original star wars trilogy… Vader's
POV***
It started out like any normal day on the Imperial cruiser…. I would sit around and order people to do crazy things for my enjoyment… then if the mood struck me I would kill someone and show off my way wizard Dark-Side force powers.
As you can see it's not a very exciting life. *sigh* I know I will soon run out of people to kill but in the mean time I might as well have some fun with it! Die!!!!! HAHAHAHA… you can never defeat ultimate darkness… yes … I will watch you squirm on the floor!!!
Hahahaa…. *sigh* I need a life… maybe I should get laid….
Oh look there's a rebel space ship… hmmm… maybe I should … hmm…. Princess Leia is on that ship… maybe I could…… no….. well, maybe I could seduce her… I mean princesses always fall for the tall, dark and mysterious looking ones… right? Oh well….
"Commander…. pursue that ship… it …" ….Quick think of a reason to follow before we lose them… "It…uh… contains the plans to the…um… death star!!" That was good! Go Me!! Ha, we have you now!! *Hiccup* gah! Can't breath must breath… *Hits chest*
Ah... what the hell was that??? Oh well…. Back to *hic* what is wrong with this suit??? Someone will pay for… wait I made this suit myself…. Oh well someone Else will pay for this!!! hmmm... who to destroy next...... *glances around the room*
"Sir we have their ship in our tractor beam!" yes!!! Go me.... I am dead sexy!!
"Prepare.. to..." *Hic* Cannot not breath... must breath *gasp* I canot die in the prime of my sithly life... i still have to rise upa dn slay my master! *Beats on his machanical chest.. Gasp* ahh....
"Ehem... prepare to board their ship captain." I must do some thing about these wierd spasms.... my suit is malfunctioning..... damn blastek!!! Mental note to self.... kill whoever invented this stupid technology! *hiccup*
This is becomming a problem.. better go wax my helmet for when we board the princess' ship!
Five minutes later....
I'm too sexy for my helmet, too sexy for my cape... so sexy it hurts!! I am hot stuff!! *hic*
"Ok, lets invade this ship!" *the doors bust open and about 50 storm troopers enter and start blasting* "oh um... captain....ummm... can you see your reflection in my helmet???"
"Er... of course sir.. of course.. why do you ask???"
"Don't *hic* gah!!.... Don't question me!!!"
"Sir maybe you should get some water to get rid of those hiccups"
ah... so that is these malfunctions are called... hiccups..... hmmmm.... wait..... water destoys suit.... suit keeps me alive..... he's setting me up!!!!
" ARE YOU CRAZY???? You just want me to die ..... *force choke* you shall pay for this...."
Storm trooper: "Sir we have captured the Princess"
*Lets go of captain* "You have prolonged your life for a little while. *to trooper*, Bring her to me..." oh yeah... that was good.. look at him quake in fear!!!
Boo!! hahaahahaha.... yes... *fixes cape* damn wrinkles... no more silk for me!! *hic* must find way to get rid of hiccups!
TBC... again lol
It started out like any normal day on the Imperial cruiser…. I would sit around and order people to do crazy things for my enjoyment… then if the mood struck me I would kill someone and show off my way wizard Dark-Side force powers.
As you can see it's not a very exciting life. *sigh* I know I will soon run out of people to kill but in the mean time I might as well have some fun with it! Die!!!!! HAHAHAHA… you can never defeat ultimate darkness… yes … I will watch you squirm on the floor!!!
Hahahaa…. *sigh* I need a life… maybe I should get laid….
Oh look there's a rebel space ship… hmmm… maybe I should … hmm…. Princess Leia is on that ship… maybe I could…… no….. well, maybe I could seduce her… I mean princesses always fall for the tall, dark and mysterious looking ones… right? Oh well….
"Commander…. pursue that ship… it …" ….Quick think of a reason to follow before we lose them… "It…uh… contains the plans to the…um… death star!!" That was good! Go Me!! Ha, we have you now!! *Hiccup* gah! Can't breath must breath… *Hits chest*
Ah... what the hell was that??? Oh well…. Back to *hic* what is wrong with this suit??? Someone will pay for… wait I made this suit myself…. Oh well someone Else will pay for this!!! hmmm... who to destroy next...... *glances around the room*
"Sir we have their ship in our tractor beam!" yes!!! Go me.... I am dead sexy!!
"Prepare.. to..." *Hic* Cannot not breath... must breath *gasp* I canot die in the prime of my sithly life... i still have to rise upa dn slay my master! *Beats on his machanical chest.. Gasp* ahh....
"Ehem... prepare to board their ship captain." I must do some thing about these wierd spasms.... my suit is malfunctioning..... damn blastek!!! Mental note to self.... kill whoever invented this stupid technology! *hiccup*
This is becomming a problem.. better go wax my helmet for when we board the princess' ship!
Five minutes later....
I'm too sexy for my helmet, too sexy for my cape... so sexy it hurts!! I am hot stuff!! *hic*
"Ok, lets invade this ship!" *the doors bust open and about 50 storm troopers enter and start blasting* "oh um... captain....ummm... can you see your reflection in my helmet???"
"Er... of course sir.. of course.. why do you ask???"
"Don't *hic* gah!!.... Don't question me!!!"
"Sir maybe you should get some water to get rid of those hiccups"
ah... so that is these malfunctions are called... hiccups..... hmmmm.... wait..... water destoys suit.... suit keeps me alive..... he's setting me up!!!!
" ARE YOU CRAZY???? You just want me to die ..... *force choke* you shall pay for this...."
Storm trooper: "Sir we have captured the Princess"
*Lets go of captain* "You have prolonged your life for a little while. *to trooper*, Bring her to me..." oh yeah... that was good.. look at him quake in fear!!!
Boo!! hahaahahaha.... yes... *fixes cape* damn wrinkles... no more silk for me!! *hic* must find way to get rid of hiccups!
TBC... again lol
