Dodging Cuddy like a Bullet
Part 1
Wilson was walking through the clinic to get back to his office when he found House hiding behind a plant in the lobby.
"What are you doing?"
"Shh. I'm spying on Cuddy."
"Why?"
"Because it's fun. Why else?"
"Where's the team? Where's the case?"
"Don't know, don't care."
"You don't have a case?"
"That's right! Alex, tell him what he's won!"
"What are you going to do today?"
"Cause chaos, then leave early."
After a little thinking, Wilson comes up with something.
"I know what you can do."
"What? I'm listening." He shifted so he was looking directly at Wilson now. Wilson had his full attention.
"I bet that you can't stay out of clinic duty today."
"Oh yeah? You're on."
"Ok, here are the rules. Cuddy can't find you. If she does, then you most defiantly will have to work in the clinic. If she doesn't find you all day then you win. I'll cover for you as long as you don't get caught. If I cover for you and you still get caught I win. I won't know where you are all day, but you can't leave the hospital until 4:00."
"What do I win?"
"How's 200 dollars sound?"
"It sounds like a bet."
They shook on it and then parted ways. House had to go find somewhere to hang out before Cuddy came looking for him. It wouldn't be long before she found out that his whole team was working in the clinic instead of him. As he walked away from his hiding place Cuddy saw him go to the elevator. She was going to go pressure him into working in the clinic, but was busy with a client so it would have to wait until later. She was determined to get him to do some work today before the day was over.
