BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: TFW THERE IS NO VACCINE TO CURE ANYTHING YOU HAVE.
One day in Bendy and the Ink Machine world, Bendy got drunk off vodka he found in Joey Drew's cabinet. "What a faggot." He muttered. "Bitchass slut."
He walked into the employee's lounge and found Joey, Henry, Sammy, Alice, everyone, including Boris, all enjoying drinks and chatting up.
Bendy marched over to the punch where Sammy was and slammed his fist onto the table knocking over several cups. Sammy was a bit timid and cautiously moved to the side to allow room for Bendy. He worried over intruding.
Suddenly Bendy shouted as loud as he could so that everyone in the room could hear, "NO, SAMMY LAWRENCE. NO. I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU." He raised a finger pointing upwards. "I am a BLACK. INDEPENDENT WOMAN. AND I NEED NO MAN. YOU. TRASH. HEATHEN." He spewed.
The entire room grew silent.
"God damn, Sam." Spoke Joey, "Stop hitting on people."
"B-But I was not-" cried Sammy.
"YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!" Bendy slapped Sammy. "BITCH. YOU GO GET COVERED IN INK RIGHT NOW THIS MOMENT OR SO HELP ME."
"Yes, sir."
"Bendy... " Sighed Joey. "Stop... " he gave up talking. "You know what... I do not care. You do you."
"DID YOU JUST BLATANTLY HIT UPON ME?" Screeched Bendy. His finger once again pointing upward. "BITCH. I NEED NO MAN."
Boris was bored and eating a sandwich. He was so used to Bendy's antics that he did not even notice or care.
Bendy was infuriated that Boris was not paying attention to him and marched over to slap him on his behind. "BITCH. YOU DO NOT IGNORE ME WHEN I AM IN THIS ROOM."
Boris died upon impact.
To be continued.
