A Blue Toad, also known as Taren, waddles up to a small shop and looks up at the name of it.

"Lil' Yellows Shop of Things and Stuff" It said, Taren facepalmed and blasted through the door, a yellow toad facing him.

"Boy, what the hell are you doin' making this weird shop?" Taren looks up at Lil' Yellow, putting up an exotic ice flower in the cabinet.

"We need money somehow, Taren!" Lil' Yellow shakes his arms back and forth, rattling the brittle ladder he was using to put the ice flower in the cabinet. He leaps down and sighs, pulling out some Super Mario Fruit Snacks and popping a few in his mouth, smacking his lips rudely.

"Learn how to eat properly, fool." Taren throws the newspaper at Lil' Yellow, leaping over the couch and landing on it, pulling the remote off the table and turning on the TV.

"Bowser Kidnapping Peach!" It said, it showed a fleet of Koopa Clown Cars swarming the castle.

"Lil' Yellow, its our time to shine!" Taren dragged Lil' Yellow out of his shop and lunged him into a mini mushroom shaped car, jumping in beside him. He put the keys in and they were off, driving across the open road, passing through Toad Town, passing some nice... Chain Chomps?

"AAHHH!" They both screamed as they dodged mini Chain Chomps trying to eat them.

"JUST BECAUSE WE LOOK LIKE MUSHROOMS DOES NOT MEAN WE TASTE LIKE TH-AGH!" Lil' Yellow screamed as a Chain Chomp bit into his crotch area.

"NO BAD PERVERTED CHAIN CHOMP!" Lil' Yellow growls, throwing the Chain Chomp far into the sky. Soon enough, they reach Princess Peach's Castle, and come crashing through the gates, and rip up her garden, and run over Toadsworth.

"Sorry Toadsworth!" Taren screamed as the car came to a sudden stop, throwing the two of them out into the ground. They look up and see Princess Peach being abducted, with Mario and Luigi chasing after them. The two toads hop back into the car and take off, driving on the road. After awhile of driving and singing rock songs loudly a loud BUMP emits from under the car, the two look back and see a near-decapitated Luigi, laying dead.

"OH GOD!" Lil' Yellow screams, but Taren just shrugs, they then both go back to singing rock songs loudly.

Well then, that wraps up the first chapter of Super Toad Land, lets see if people want more! I'll make chapters longer if this gets good reception.