Authors note: This was written back in the spring for a challenge on the me_and_thee_100 Livejournal community. I never published it here because I could never think of a good title for it. I'm still not happy with the title, but after all this time, I feel I should post it. So here it is.

I don't own Starsky or Hutch or anything else.


You Never Know

"Are you sayin' that this is a sissy car?"

"I didn't say that," Hutch corrected, "I just said it wasn't a real muscle car."

"You wanna' explain your reasoning on that, Partner?" Starsky snarled.

"Well, can you imagine a real action hero driving one?" Hutch asked patronizingly.

Starsky glared at Hutch. "I think there's lots of heroes would want to drive a beauty like this." He gestured towards a poster on a billboard. "Like him."

Hutch smirked. "I hate to disagree, Starsky. But you know that someone like Clint Eastwood is never going to make a movie called 'Gran Torino'."