Everything's Coming Up Batty
A Ragican Fanfic
By Winnebagels
Episode 1 – Commissioner Evanz
It is a dark and stormy night in Gotham city. Commissioner Evanz is sitting at his desk, straightening his peach fuzz mustache with coconut hair gel and a minicomb.
A model train choo choos its way through a rock tunnel on his desk. It carries plastic coal round and round in little plastic circles.
A pale, spindly man in blue rapps his fist against the glass door. The Punguin had been found just outside the Gotham Zoo, bataducttaped to a statue. He is waiting for Commissioner Evanz in Interrogation Room 6.
Commissioner Evanz thanks the man and sends him back to his station by the water cooler.
"It's going to be a long night," Evanz sighs to himself as he places the minicomb back within the folds of his overcoat.
