"Hey! Mr. Stark?" Peter walked up to his mentor. Peter had been staying at the Avengers HQ for the weekend to do some Spidey-Training and it was the end of the weekend. Tony was at the table eating strawberry waffles and Peter sat down next to him.
"What's up kid?" Tony asked him.
"Let's just say, hypothetically, some guy had this friend, who had this friend who's a girl. Said guy thinks this girl is the best girl on Earth and is more beautiful than anyone else. Oh, and that she's smarter and more amazing and kind than anyone he's ever met. Does this guy have a crush on his friend who's a girl?" Peter tilted his head.
"No, I don't think the guys has a crush his friend." Tony decided, and Peter failed to hide a sigh of relief. He got himself a cup of orange juice and started to sip it.
"I think he's in love with her." Tony faced Peter, who had just spit out his drink.
"What! No! I'm- I mean, the guy isn't in love with his friend! PFFT! The idea is HILARIOUS! HILARIOUS!" and Peter got up and started to walk away when Tony asked him, "Who's the girl, Peter?"
Peter spun around, "What! No! That's RIDICULOUS! RIDICULOUS! I don't like anyone! Much less love anyone!" Peter flailed his arms around.
"Sure you don't Peter, sure you don't." Tony said, unconvinced.
