Alright, first attempt, be kind in your complaints, okay?

Note: I do not own Naruto. I wish I did, but I don't.

"Aw, come on!"-Normal talking.

'What the?'-Thoughts.

Aakutou Bunkou no jutsu! - Jutsu name.

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS! -Berzerker mode.

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"You're kidding, right?"

Atemi Iiguru was not in a good mood. He'd been called away from lunch for this?

"No joke, sir." his Chuunin attendant replied, "One late entrant for the graduation exam."

"Hmmm." Iiguru thought about this. He couldn't just shun the entrant. It wasn't fair. But he couldn't stand people who thought they could get away with being late. That wasn't fair, either, in his book. What to do?

"Sir?" the Chuunin said quietly. He knew that it was not normally a good idea to interrupt Iiguru when he seemed this deep in thought.

"Oh, right." Iiguru said, shaken from his reverie. "I've got the perfect test for him, don't worry. What's the entrants' name?"

"Kama. Takahashi Kama, sir."

Kama, meanwhile, was currently sitting outside of the room where this was going on.

'Why'd they have to go and ask the schools' head, anyway?' Kama, a raven-haired thirteen-year-old boy, thought angrily. 'They could just say yes or no, but now they're wasting time!'

At this, the door opened. Kama sat up straighter. He had to do everything he could to get his odds of being let into the exam up.

"The head has made a decision." the assistant said.

Kama was on the edge of his seat. 'Please, let me in….Please….'

"He has decided that you may take the exam."

"Yes!" Kama jumped out of his seat, and immediately sat back down in response to the cold stare the Chuunin was giving him.

"The exam is simple. He wants you to retrieve something for him."

"What? What is it?"

"You know the Chapel, right? The large one in the center of our quaint little town?"

"Yeah, what about it?"

"You are to bring him the sword that they keep on the altar there."

"What?" Kama was confused. The head, and everybody in the town for that matter, was deeply insistent that the sword must never be so much as touched, much less moved. But, maybe the head had something in mind for him…

"Alright, then." Kama said, standing up. "Is that all?"

"Yes. That's all. Now, go."

"Yes, sir!" Kama said, taking off down the hall. He was excited. This was way too easy.

After Kama had ran out the door, nearly knocking down a group heading in to the building in the process, the attendant stepped back into the office.

"Sir, what do you mean by sending him to do such a clearly forbidden thing?"

"Simple," said the head, "I mean for him to fail, on the grounds that he attempted to remove the artifact from the chapel."

"But why?"

"The kid needs to be taught that he can't just be late for everything. Once he fails, he'll learn that."

"…If you say so, sir." The attendant said, opening the door and leaving.

After the Chuunin had left, the head said, "Now, I think it's time to intercept the brat."

With that, he vanished in a puff of smoke.

5 minutes later, at the Chapel…

Kama, threw the doors open, breathing heavily. "Heh…(pant)...Where's…(pant)...The sword?"

Kama saw it, in all its' glory, on the altar in the center of the Chapel.

"Wow…. Wild."

Kama walked up to the altar, and picked up the sword. It felt warm in his hand, even though it had been lying in the same spot for ages.

"Cool…" Kama said. Then, he felt something. Almost like static electricity, but sharper, and coming in a coiling motion around his wrist.

"Ow!" Kama shouted. "Stupid sword! I can't wait to be rid of you!"

"Ask, and ye shall receive." A voice said from behind him, and Kama felt the point of a kunai on the back of his neck.

"What's your problem!" Kama said, beginning to panic slightly. This was bad, very bad, he didn't want to die…

"Look, kid, you've just violated a very big rule." The man said. "Just give the sword to me, and we can pretend that this never happened."

"What! Then I'll fail my test!"

"Yeah, that's right you… Oh, crap."

"Hey! How'd do you know?" Kama yelled, spinning around. The figure before him was none other than Iiguru himself. "What are you DOING?"

"Look, kid just give me that!" Iiguru said, snatching the sword from Kama. Iiguru immediately began to walk/run away, but, when he got to the doors of the Chapel, the sword suddenly vanished from his hand in a flash of light, and reappeared in Kama's.

"Hey!" Iiguru shouted. "What'd you do, you brat!"

"Don't ask me!" shouted Kama, who was just as stunned.

"Well, if you are just gonna play games with me," Iiguru shouted in anger, thrusting his hands into his pockets, "I'll just have to take it by force!"

Iiguru brought his hands from his pockets, and they had a shuriken between each knuckle. The angered head began to charge towards Kama in full-out frustration.

'Oh, no, oh, no!' Kama thought, panicking again. 'What do I do?'

Suddenly, time slowed down. The headmasters' charge came to a slow walk.

"What in…?" Kama said aloud. The day just kept getting weirder. Suddenly, he heard a voice, sounding like an angel, repeating two words over and over. Kama tried to make sense of them. Aakutou…. Bunkou? Aakutou Bunkou. Sounded like a jutsu name.

'Ah, well, I guess I've got nothing to lose.' Kama said, raising the sword as time returned to normal. "Aakutou Bunkou no jutsu (Spectrum Light)!"

The technique was devastating. Instantly, his blade released a great beam of white light from the tip, completely enveloping the headmaster. Then, as the light faded, Kama looked at the area that had been covered by the light. All of the material things had been in the light, but they all looked perfectly fine. It was the headmaster who looked bad. His entire figure looked as if it had been charred by fire, burnt completely black.

"…S-Sir? You…okay?" Kama said.

As if on command, the man fell face forward. Kama sweat-dropped. This didn't look good. First, since it seemed to be attached to him, he had, for all intents and purposes, stolen a religious artifact. Second, he had just knocked the school headmaster out cold.

So, he did the first thing anyone would do: He took out the headmasters' wallet.

"Hmmm. Money, money (he took some, there was no doubt that he would have to leave town now, so he would need it), an IOU, and…Oh."

He had just found something interesting: a blank graduation form. The head must've been carrying one around, in case he'd need it.

Kama thought about his plan. The only option, really, was to leave before someone found that the head was out cold and the sword was stolen. Now, he knew that the town's purpose was to train ninja, and then send them off to other villages. With the form, which already had the heads' signature on it to save time, he could go and find a ninja village that was just far away enough to not get the news of this event, but close enough to be reached before he ran out of money.

He took out a small map that he had left in his pocket from class.

'Hmmm… The Village Hidden in the Leaves sounds good…'

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Alright, there's the first chapter for ya. Tell me what you think, review, add to Favorites (although it's probably not that good) and tell me if I should go on with this.