Pain-in-the-ass-disclaimer
I own nothing but my ideas…and I'm not even sure of that, so don't sue…
A little idea I had thanks to having lot of things to do…
All Weiss boys have a piercing of some sort, except Ken…Well they are not sure, and they want to find out.
Chapter 1-.And so the hunt starts...
The rising sun announces that another day has come. On a street of Japan, four boys are leaving the dream world, each one at their own particular way. The youngest and perkiest of all is the first to wake up, but he spends a good while reminiscing on bed about all the sub realness of his wicked life. The next to wake up was a redheaded, yes, a natural redheaded. He does not stops himself to think, he does not wants to think and the best way to don't think is having no time. Few moments later a burnet opens his eyes and adopts the same strategy as the redheaded, but instead of cleaning up his room, he dedicates his time to messing it up, obviously, not on purpose. Last, the other blond wakes up; he had no problems with the thinking part, because the hangover makes all the work.
And so the day goes on, just as the sun, and the boys keep on with a regular routine; a routine broke only by little details just as this one:
-Kenkennnnn- says Youji
-What'ya want?
-Can't you speak properly?- interferes a annoyed Ran
-No I can't, Aya
-Kenyyyy- continues whining Youji
-WHAT?
-Could you do a little favor to your sexy friend?
-Depends…
-Could you be my muse and get naked? Please?
And so, as the little details that break the monotony, a small line can produce many unexpected reactions. All of them stare with eyes as plates, but continue in different ways: excited squeals from crazy fangirls; the conclusion made in Omi's brain that so much alcohol finally leaved Youji as a brainless being; a tomato faced Ken, and a dangerously furious Aya.
-Kudo, to the basement, NOW!
And with another subtle line the spell is broken.
-What the hell was that! You better leave you hand of Ken if you want to leave them where they belong. Understood? The statement was accompanied with a murderous look form the katana wielder's eyes.
-Wow that's the most you have talked to me since I burned down the toaster!
-Kudo…
-Ok ok sorry, no need to get all crazy, that is not the intention
-And what other intentions could you have for a naked Ken!
-Investigation, a little and necessary research, the need for information and knowledge; that's it.
-Now you are getting more than just your hands slice off.
-Calm down, big red. This is also convenient for you, I bet you also want to know. Have you ever wondered of Ken, like the rest of us, has a piercing?
-What?
-A piercing, like your earing, you know when you…
-I know what a piercing is, moron; but where the hell do you get those ideas?
-I was a P.I. And I sure that you are curious now, especially since this is Ken we are talking about.
-What do you mean with that?
-Je nothing. But since you didn't deny that you are interested, what about helping me a little?
-Hum, but why do you want my help? Luring people to get naked is your especially.
-Well, I just blow up all my plan and cover. Ken will be defensive and I bet you can make it!
-Why not only ask him?
-What about if he lies? Come on I mean no harm to him.
-…No
-A well, I did not expect much cooperation anyway…I guess I'll just use my charm on the sweet Kenken…
As the playboy retreats, the wheels on the redheaded head start turning, making conclusions and covering the noise made by Ran's pride; an so the word leave the leader's mouth.
-Forget it I will do it. Only for information, it is important to know a team.
A one plan is set in motion, little the redheaded knows that another plan was on its way.
-I can't believe that worked, Youji!
-Ja, told'ya our ice queen in not that hard to read.
-Let's hope that it does not backfire us. Now help me with my homework.
-Omi, you know I can't really help you.
-Yes you can, you are an expert. It is my anatomy class.
-You should have said that before! Let's get naked!
-Heeeeelp!
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