Pepper & Salt

Summary: Introducing your new boyfriend is always fun. Especially when you inadvertently give your family TMI about what goes on in the bed. Warnings: AU, Shatt, zi/zir pronouns for Pidge [because why not try it], kinks [but I'm not saying which one].

Disclaimer: I do not own Voltron and as of writing this I have still seen season three or four… writing or watching people –we all gotta make choices.

{I Say Vol...} [You Say Tron!]

"It's so nice to have the family together again," Colleen smiles as she pulls her famous green bean casserole out of the oven.

"Here, let me," Matt offers already wearing a pair of oven mitts himself.

"Thank you. It's so nice to have someone who actually enters the kitchen more than once a week for rations and retreats back to their cavern of computers." Colleen says in an overly sweet tone loud enough for the dining-living room to hear.

"Ugh!" Pidge groans from the room over slugging zirself over to the kitchen. "Fine," zer grunts out taking the pitcher of peach lemonade to the table.

"Yes!" Colleen keeps her back turned to hide her victory smile and Matt chuckles remembering a similar situation when he was younger of how his mother would always use his actions and eagerness to help against poor little Pidge.

The sliding glass door then opens with, "Chickens ready!" Shiro calls out as he and Mr. Holt step back into the house, Bae-Bae the family dog following right after them.

"Right on time," Matt greets them from the opening to the dining table, Pidge can be seen in view as well –already sitting and the glasses filled up with peach lemonade.

Within moments everyone is seated. Mr. Holt at the head of the table with Shiro on his left and his wife Mrs. Holt, Colleen, on the right. Pidge sits next to zir mother and Matt next to his boyfriend.

The evening is going wonderfully as far as Matt is concern. His dad seems to like Shiro and Shiro is getting a ton of brownie points from his mother. Things couldn't be going smoother.

"Hey daddy, can you pass me the salt?" He ruins the evening without even thinking or looking up from cutting up his baked potato.

Matt of course is spared from the follow out, having not been looking up when it happens. But the Holt's understanding of their son's relationship immediately changes the moment Shiro responds to the command just as automatically as Mr. Holt.

And with it, all of hell breaks loose.

{I Say Vol...} [You Say Tron!]

AN: Yes, that is the end. It was just a short scene that came to mind. Have a good day! [Runs away from every readers possible reactions of what happens next]

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PS. Feel free to use this as inspiration for future Shatt stories of what you think happens next! [Completely not subliminally suggesting for future Shatt writers to give us more Shatt-centric stories in the near-future, or the possibility of being able to read a daddy-kink Shatt story without having to write one herself]