A/N;
Welcome to the first amazing chapter of my amazing story; 'Amazing clichés'. Amazing, huh?

Now, I find this chapter amusing because I have two OC stories. I like OC stories, but only if they're well-written and not Mary-Sue. I try very hard to keep those guidelines when I write 'Forgetmenot' and 'Caged'. Let me know if I don't.

Anyway, on with the story. Suggest over-used fanfic subjects if you want, and I'll parody them.

Iggy: Rain owns nothing.

Rain: You're getting really good at that! You could consider a career as a disclaimer-er.

Iggy: Oh, it's my life's ambition.

Rain: Geez Ig, get a new dream. Gosh.

Iggy: It was sarcasm.

Rain: I know...

Iggy: -face palms-

Max and the flock were just flying around, you know, flying.

"I'm bored." Said Nudge, and everyone waited for the stream of words that would follow. Nudge clamped her mouth shut and said no more. Surely this was a sign of an apocalypse! Well, that might not be too far off the mark, because...

At that moment, Fang spotted a herd of flying Flyboys!

"Oh my gosh!! MAX! Look at the Flyboys!!!!!!" he cried. Total screamed like a little girl. Max immediately took charge, shouting 'AARRRGGGHHHHHH' and charging into the mob of Flyboys. The flock shrugged, and took off after her. Total screamed like a little girl yet again.

They fought the gazillion flyboys until Max suddenly got hit. She was unconscious as the rest of the flock watched her fall. Then, suddenly, something shot towards her and caught her right before she suffered a death that would result in her looking like a pancake with strawberry jam.

The flock flew down to see who this mysterious saviour could be. All their eyes simultaneously widened as they caught sight of her. She was incredibly beautiful, with long golden locks that reached her ankles, and sparkling blue eyes that seemed to shine when the sun hit them. She had olive skin and ABSOLUTELY NO blemishes whatsoever. She was wearing bloodied up clothes, but otherwise she was perfect. Fang and Iggy promptly fell in love with her, even though Iggy couldn't see. But she was so perfect that she sent out perfect vibes to everyone she came across.

"Oh my god. What's your name?" Iggy asked, gaping at her. The beautiful girl smiled, and Fang fainted into Iggy's arms.

"My name is Beauty-And-Perfection-With-A-Dark-And-Emo-Past. But you can call me Mary-Sue." She said, her voice like angel's choirs.

"What a beautiful name." Fang stammered weakly. Max chose this moment to wake up.

"Oh my gosh! Wait, why aren't I dead?" she asked, dazed and confused. "Oh, you must have saved me. Thanks a bunch!!!!!!!" Mary-Sue smiled down at her, and this time Iggy fainted. Her beautiful smile vibes reached him too. Max flapped her wings when she left Mary-Sue's arms, miraculously healed and able to fly again.

"Where do you come from? And how do you have wings?" Gazzy asked. Tears suddenly filled Mary-Sue's beautiful eyes.

"I... it's too painful to talk about. But I'll eventually tell you anyway. Even though it will cause me great pain. I was at the school like you, but Jeb didn't like me enough to take me with you. I'M SO UNLOVED!!!" Mary-Sue wailed. Iggy and Fang shot towards her, enveloping her in a warm hug.

"That's alright. You should stay with us!" Fang shouted.

"Okay." Mary-Sue giggled happily. Max's eye twitched as she glared daggers at Fang.

Later that night...

"Are you sure you want her to stay with us?" Max asked, obviously jealous of Mary-Sue's amazing beauty and powers and perfect-ness. Mary-Sue just scoffed and flipped her hair at her.

"Yes! She's so wonderful and funny and amazing and we totally love her already!" Nudge squealed.

"And she's not thinking any evil thoughts. They're pure goodness!" Angel agreed. "We can definitely trust her!"

"I think she's hot." Iggy and Fang said at the same time. "And I can't even see her." Iggy added as an afterthought.

"Thanks guys." Mary-Sue giggled and blew them a kiss. Fang fainted.

"Gazzy?" Max tried pleadingly.

"She's way cool! She knows how to make bombs, and she's dark and mysterious like Fang, and she talks with Nudge, and she's nice to Angel and she's basically incredible! We need her in our flock!"

"Yeah!" the others chorused. Max bit back a stream of profanities. Stupid flock and stupid Beauty-And-Perfection-With-A-Dark-And-Emo-Past! Gah!

"So, do you want to stay?" Iggy asked. Mary-Sue smiled sweetly at him.

"Of course. I love you all so much already!!!!" she cried.

"Group hug!" screamed Angel, and they all hugged. Total licked Mary-Sue's hand.

"Aw you're so cute!" Mary-Sue squealed. But it sounded cool when Mary-Sue squealed. Because she was so awesome and perfect and cool.

"So... what's your power?" Nudge asked.

"I can do absolutely anything. I bet if I wanted to blow up the world, I totally could." Mary-Sue boasted, but then she sighed dramatically. "But I don't want that power. I just want to be NORMAL! WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME!?!!?!!??!!?!?!??!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"Aw, it's okay. We don't hate you!" Gazzy said, patting her shoulder sympathetically.

"Thanks Gazzy." Mary-Sue hugged him tightly, and Fang and Iggy were jealous. Of course.

"I have something to tell you all... I am just so overwhelmed with emotion that you've accepted me!" Mary-Sue laughed, and Iggy and Fang sighed contentedly.

"Hey, Mary-Sue. You look a lot like Max." Nudge commented. Mary-Sue looked terrified for a second.

"I... I'm..." Mary-Sue sighed sadly. "I really didn't want to have to tell you all this... but... I'm Max's sister." Max stared at her in shock.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" she asked in confusion. "I have a sister? YOU?" Bee nodded. Max suddenly smiled. How could she hate her own sister?

"OMIGOSH SISTER DEAR!" she squealed (it didn't sound as cool as when Mary-Sue did it) and ran over to hug her. Mary-Sue laughed again, but then suddenly she fell over. Max checked for a pulse.

"She... she's... she's dead!!!!!" Max wailed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screeched Iggy and Fang.

Max checked her neck. "Expiration date. Oh well." She chucked as she chucked Beauty-And-Perfection-With-A-Dark-And-Emo-Past's body over a conveniently placed nearby cliff.

"But she was your sister." Angel said sadly. Max shrugged.

"Oh well." She repeated.

"But we just met her-"

"Oh well."

"And she was so nice-"

"Oh. Well."

"And she saved your life-"

"OH F#*ING WELL!!!!" Max shouted. No one said anything. "Now who's up for some smores?" Max magically produced some smores and everyone immediately forgot about Beauty-And-Perfection-With-A-Dark-And-Emo-Past and her tragic death.

Because after all, she was only a Mary Sue.

A/N;
Yeah, it was a weird and a little stupid chapter, but whatever. I was sorta just making it up as I went along. Suggest stuff you want to see in later chapters, fanfics you see a lot of. I know what I'm doing next chapter, but I still want ideas!
Thanks a ton!

Iggy: I'm not that sexist.

Rain: Ignore him.

Iggy: Oh thanks.

Rain: ily Iggy! -hugs-

Rain: -rolls eyes-