Short, sweet, enjoy.
'I'm your assistant, not your personal slave!'
'I'm sorry.'
'You never apologise. In fact I usually get the impression, you'd rather have a hive of bees nesting in your throat than apologise.'
'I'd rather apologise than cause you distress.'
'Why?'
'Because I care about you.'
'You...what?'
'I said, because I care about you'
'You mean in a marking-your-student-essays-and-cataloguing-your-potions way?'
'No, I mean in a non-stop-thinking-about-you-wanting-you-near-me kind of way.'
'...'
'Close your mouth - that look's not very attractive - plus I can think of a better use for it.'
'You're unbelieveable.'
'I know.'
Well that took all of 10 minutes! OOC but who cares! All in fun.
