Short, sweet, enjoy.


'I'm your assistant, not your personal slave!'

'I'm sorry.'

'You never apologise. In fact I usually get the impression, you'd rather have a hive of bees nesting in your throat than apologise.'

'I'd rather apologise than cause you distress.'

'Why?'

'Because I care about you.'

'You...what?'

'I said, because I care about you'

'You mean in a marking-your-student-essays-and-cataloguing-your-potions way?'

'No, I mean in a non-stop-thinking-about-you-wanting-you-near-me kind of way.'

'...'

'Close your mouth - that look's not very attractive - plus I can think of a better use for it.'

'You're unbelieveable.'

'I know.'


Well that took all of 10 minutes! OOC but who cares! All in fun.