Beavis and Butthead in the forces of chaos.

A surprisingly compatible crossover.

Chaos lost and the damned teenagers Beavis and Butthead sat around giggling on a grimy couch in front of a staticky display monitor. They were in a grimy apartment in the flagship of Night Lords Chaos Lord Luke Sevenson and were supposed to be at work cleaning the filthy cadaver choked walkways with the rest of their labor group. They were instead both admiring their new 8 pointed star chaos undivided tattoos on their arms.

"Hu hu hu, hey check out my awesome tattoo Butthead," Beavis said happily.

"Uh hu hu, huhu you dill hole. It's supposed to have 8 points huhu, you only have 7 butt dumpling hu hu hu." Butthead replied.

"Hey shut up fart knocker! It does to have 8 see, uh 6 uh 8, see 8!" Beavis argued.

"Hu hu, you forgot number 7 you fart jerker, hu hu hu, you only have 7," Butthead laughed.

Beavis counted again, "oh yeah... Um, hu hu hu, well you have 9 points on yours fart burglar!"

"Uh, hu hu, oh yeah hu hu hu, that sucks." Butthead chuckled.

"Hu hu hu yeah, I can just add another point but you have too many dill hole!" Beavis exclaimed triumphantly.

"Shut up fart knocker! I'll kick your ass," Butthead retorted.

A fight quickly ensued as the pair of imbeciles hit and kicked each other. After a while they stopped fighting and dusted themselves off.

"Uh, this sucks, let's go find a dead body to poke." Beavis suggested.

"Hu hu yeah, let's poke it's butt," Butthead chuckled.

The pair left the apartment, completely forgetting that they were supposed to be at work and instead wandered aimlessly about the massive chaos battleship. The place was poorly lit and absolutely filthy, in desperate need of morons like Beavis and Butthead to actually do their jobs.

After walking for a while they found a chaos spawn with 3 heads and 18 pairs of huge testicles. The chaos spawn was busily licking it's many testicles clean.

"He he he, it's licking its balls, hu hu," Beavis laughed in fascination.

"Uh hu hu hu, hu hu hu hu hu," Butthead chuckled.

"Hu hu hu, lick em! Lick em all! Hu hu hu," Beavis excitedly laughed.

For 5 minutes the pair just stood laughing moronically watching the chaos spawn lick it's impressive number of balls, it was the most entertaining thing they had ever seen.

Eventually the chaos spawn decided that it's balls were clean enough and it shambled off. The pair followed it for a while, laughing at it's many dangling testicles.

The chaos spawn walked to a walkway choked with fresh cadavers and started to enthusiastically eat them.

"Cool!" Beavis exclaimed excitedly at this act.

"Hu hu, woah! Hu hu, ball spawn is awesome!" Butthead agreed.

"Can we keep him?" Beavis asked.

Before Butthead could answer a ditsy slutty female voice said, "nice of you to finally show up to work. Where are your overalls?"

The pair turned around and they giggled excitedly to see their adult coworker, a busty curvy blond Slaanesh worshipping slut named Candy, in filthy work overalls and holding a mop.

"Hu hu, hey Candy, that spawn has 18 pairs of balls!" Beavis told the busty nymphomaniac excitedly.

Candy purred erotically in appreciation.

"Uh, hu hu, hey baby, uh, wanna like, do it?" Butthead said, trying his best to hit on Candy.

Candy dubiously looked Butthead up and down distastefully and said, "I don't often say this, but for once I think I will pass. My standards are really low, but not THAT low!"

"Hu hu hu, even Candy won't sleep with you fart knocker, and she sleeps with anyone, hu hu hu," Beavis mocked Butthead.

"Shut up ass wipe!" Butthead said and punched Beavis.

The hot Slaaneshi nymphomaniac watched as the pair had a fight with each other, she really wasn't impressed by these bottom crawling morons. Candy got bored and returned to mopping the filthy floor, letting the morons fight.

"Uh hu hu, look, ball spawn is licking his balls again!" Beavis exclaimed excitedly.

The pair stopped fighting and stood laughing as they gazed at the chaos spawn. All around them were coworkers doing the job they themselves should also be doing, but all that entered their tiny minds was the hilarious spectacle of the chaos spawn licking its balls.

Eventually the chaos spawn stopped and wandered off, and Beavis and Butthead eagerly followed it, ignoring their exasperated coworkers.

The chaos spawn wandered into the cathedral sized throne room of Chaos Lord Luke Sevenson and the pair eagerly followed it inside. The giant room contained many servants of various roles, a number of chaos space marines, the Chaos Lord himself sitting on his throne wearing ornate Terminator armour covered in runes of Khorne, and at his feet was a gorgeous naked concubine.

"Hey look, naked chick!" Beavis pointed out, noticing only the naked woman out of the extremely dangerous group of other people.

"YES!" Butthead cheered.

The pair ran up to the concubine at the foot of the throne and immediately started hitting on her.

The exquisitely beautiful Slaanesh worshipping concubine blinked in surprise as a pair of grotty teenage boys dared to make sexual advances on the personal concubine of the Chaos Lord right in front of him.

"Hey baby, wanna do it?" Butthead asked the bewildered woman.

The Chaos Lord grunted in irritation and the foolish pair gazed up at him with dim eyes and got excited.

"Hey, hey look it's the Chaos Lord!" Beavis exclaimed excitedly.

"Hu hu, yeah, he's awesome." Butthead said enthusiastically.

"Hu hu hu, space marines are really cool, I wonder how many people he has killed today?" Beavis added jubilantly.

The Chaos Lord rumbled, "today I have killed 51 people. I'm about to kill two more."

"Cool!" Butthead excitedly exclaimed.

"Hu hu, that's awesome, can we watch?" Beavis added.

The Chaos Lord snorted with laughter despite himself and told them that they had the biggest balls he had ever seen.

"Hu hu hu, he said balls, uh hu hu," Butthead chuckled.

"Hu hu, yeah, balls hu hu, he said balls, uh hu hu," Beavis agreed.

Several of the chaos space marines exchanged glances.

"What brings you to my throne room?" The Chaos Lord asked.

"We are following ball spawn, hu hu," Beavis said, which confused the Chaos Lord.

"Who is Ball Spawn?" The terrible Chaos Lord rumbled in his deep threatening voice.

"Hu hu hu, he's that chaos spawn over there, uh hu hu, he has 18 pairs of balls hu hu hu-hu," Beavis explained, pointing to Ball Spawn.

The pair started laughing moronically as they saw that ball spawn was once again licking his balls. The Chaos Lord and his space marines were all exchanging looks now and snorting with laughter at the idiocy of the pair.

"You boys have made me laugh, for that I won't kill you." The Chaos Lord told them with snorts of deep laughter.

A chaos space marine grabbed Ball Spawn and put a collar and leash on him and dragged the uncooperative creature to Beavis and Butthead and handed them the leash.

Butthead took the leash and Ball Spawn immediately bolted out of the throne room dragging Butthead behind him. Beavis ran after them, to the laughter of the Chaos Lord.

A while later the pair were back home, laughing moronically as their new pet "Ball Spawn" energetically licked it's many testicles. They still hadn't remembered to go to work and had achieved very little today.

"Today was AWESOME!" Beavis exclaimed excitedly.

"Yeah, we saw a naked chick hu hu, that was cool." Butthead agreed.