Oh sweet baby jeebus I can't believe I'm actually starting a Homestuck fanfic
Lord, GIVE ME STRENGTH.
Be warned, this is my first Homeystuck fanfic in the history of the world. There might be small spelling mistakes, clusterfucks and...junk of that sort ._. Need I say more? If your a perfectionist or whatever I suggest you click the back button or check out one of my other stories if you're interested P: That is all.
NEXT ON THE AGENDA: Realize I'm working more on the other junk in my profile. There might be weeks It seems like I'm dead on this thing, while other times it's the thing I'm updating the most. So yeah~ please be patient :)
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DISCLAIMER: I do not own HOMESTUCK. Andrew Hussie does. Becuase He's cool like that.
I really appreciate constructive critisism.
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The day started out in my normal routine- woke up at 1pm, washed my face, fell asleep again, Then woke up and ate. I was just doing my thing, eating breakfast at 5pm and watching Tv. All in all I was having a pretty DAMN Good Sunday morning, can't you agree? Of course you do.
Then I heard this loud noise up in the attic, and I figured it was a raccoon or something. Then I heard it again. I figured it had babies. Then I heard it again. And, another time. Than one more time. So finally I was like "FUCK IT!" and went up to the attic. I figured whetever was there, I could probably get rid of it. I was WRONG. I was HORRIBLY WRONG.
What do you do when you have an attic full of trolls? And no, I don't mean those annoying people over the internet- I mean those things from that web-comic series Homestuck.
I have only one question-
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING IN MY ATTIC?
"Okay Maxine, calm down. Maybe they won't notice I have a bunch of web-comic characters hiding out here if I just hide them in the attic." I say talking to myself, while walking around the room in circles- about to pull my hair out. Either I'm stoned as fuck, or this is legit shit. I believe the first one ten times more. Yep, I must be high.
"Why are we here anyway? Thiis is stupiid. I wanna go home." Sollux whines in his very noticable lisp.
So I yelled "Okay, you know what? If you wanna go home go ahead! Can't you poof yourself back to whatever planet that's called with what's their faces? Believe me, this is cool and all- but I'd much rather have tonight ALONE. And yes, I know their names! But frankly, I'm too freaked out to remember. So back the fuck up, shut the fuck up and get outta my face if your just gonna ask stupid questions." But, I only said that in my head. So nobody could here it but me.
"Oh I see a pool! We should go swimming sometime~" Feferi says peeking out the window.
I look over at Kanaya, who is examining my curtains "I think purple would look MUCH better here."
I glance at everyone else.
Nepeta was chasing a mouse and Equis was Sweating. Eridan was just complaining that his scarf got stuck to a hanger. Vriska was bitching. Gamzee was sitting in a box and Tavros was attaching magnetic alphabet letters to his wheel-chair. And Terezi was licking Karkat. Aradia well, she was doing her own little thing.
I rub my temples "Look guys, I really wanna take you home." I say trying to put up a smile. "But frankly I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU GOT HERE. So the nicest thing you can do right now is keep calm and-"
"PANIC MOTHAFUCKAS."
Soon, everyone was talking and yelling over each other, asking questions.
"Thanks for your help Gamzee!" I yelled "I'll make sure to remember that when your sleeping in my backyard and all the raccoons start to bite you in the ass!" Once again, I only yelled that in my head so no one could hear it except me.
Wait...Oh god if they can't go back to their place does that mean...?
Ring-Ring
"OH SHI-" I nearly jump ten feet in the air. "Oh that's just my phone." I sigh. "Can everyone please settle down this is my mom."
Nobody stops to even LOOK at me.
"Guys please!"
No one stops to breathe. Okay fine ignore me!
I close my eyes and zone everyone out. "~Hi Mom?" I push the phone closer to my ear, hoping it'd muffle the background. "Oh hi sweetie! Do you have some friends over? It sounds like your busy." She ask.
I gulp and glance at the trolls. "Yeah...Sort of. They're, uh..New at school! Yeah! They're new at school and we decided to uh...form a study-group." I say more as if I was asking myself instead of telling HER. "Alright hon' well I just wanted to see how you were doing." She starts, "I'll call back in about an hour, LOVE YOU." What I really wanted to respond was
"MOM COME HOME NOW. SOME WEB-COMIC CHARACTERS JUST FELL THROUGH THE SKY. I THINK IT'S RAINING TROLLS. MOMMA. HELP. ME."
But I just decided to stick with "Love you too mom. Bye~!"
I look at the several trolls talking to eachother. To some of you Homestuck fans- this is dream and I may or may NOT have wished for this to happen, but too be honest- I wished I could have enough money to buy a Snuggie too. Now that I think about it, that would be just a slight bit more appropriate for the time being.
Edit:Edit: I had originally posted this at like three in the morning. Someone pointed it out, I Read it over and I realized this needed some fixing up. Like when I put a four instead of an actual a, which was a typo on my part since I was writing this on my iPad (and it was still 3am OTL) There was other stuff I didn't notice too. Can't say I didnt see this coming XD I fixed up now. Thanks for reading~
