Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the song. The song is 'What a way to wanna be by Shania Twain.'

Author's note: I didn't like Ka-Ching but you all apparently did, so here is the sequal. If you haven't read Ka-Ching before I suggest you do. Because you won't understand this one.

"I wish I was rich!" Ron muttered. Hermione scowled. "Can you believe them?" she shrieked. Ginny rolled her eyes. "They are spoiled brats. Let's just leave." The group started to turn away. "No." Hermione snapped. "They think they are perfect because they can buy the latest fashions and what not. But they are not perfect at all." She walked over to the door and pulled it open. "Where are you going?" Ginny asked. "To set them straight." Hermione snapped. She walked into the shop. "She's gone mental." Neville cried. "Hermione's been mental, mate." Ron said. Ginny glared at him and followed Hermione into the shop. The rest followed.

A sales clerk looked at Hermione in disgusit. "Can I help you?" she asked. Another sales clerk rushed over. "No we can't help them, they can't afford anything in this shop." Hermione glared at the two of them. "What do you think you are doing in here, mudblood?" Draco snapped. Harry laughed. "Nice sombrero, Malfoy." he commented. Draco scowled and took it off. "You all think you are soooooo great becuase you have money." Hermione hissed as she put her hands on her hips angrily. "Um...we kinda are." Daphne replied with a smirk. Hermione rolled her eyes and walked over to Millicent. She ripped the sleeve of her shirt.

(Hermione)

I don't wanna wear that

It only makes me look fat

Millicent glared at her.

(Hermione)

Time to tone my thighs

Gotta lose another size, yeah!

What a way to wanna be

Pansy, Millicent, and Daphne crossed thier arms.

(Ginny)

Exfoliate- look great

Feel guilty 'bout what you ate

Ginny put a finger in her mouth and she faked throwing up.

(Ginny)

You're buyin' all the books

To learn the latest looks.

Hermione pulled magazines off the racks and flipped through them quickly.

(Ginny and Hermione)

What a way to wanna be

(Luna)

We like to buy, we like to spend

To keep up with the latest trends

But we don't get not satisfaction

Living like a slave to fashion

Hermione started to take clothes off the shelves and put them up against her to see how they looked. Ginny put a hat on her head.

(Luna)

No more thinking for yourself

Just get it off the shelf.

(Luna, Hermione, and Ginny)

Oh-oh- why be perfect- no-oh

It's not worth it

Hermione pushed Pansy to the floor. And looked down into her face.

(Hermione, Ginny, and Luna)

Don't be so obsessed-c'mon give it a rest.

This is not some contest-just do your best.

Cause no-oh body's perfect

What a way to wanna be

Luna walked over to the lotions and started putting some on. Ginny started to jog in place.

(Hermione)

Moisturize, Excercise

erase the rings around your eyes

Ginny threw a scarf on Hermione's head.

(Ginny)

Cover what you can

Get a Coppertone tan, yeah!

What a way to wanna be!

Luna started doing yoga.

(Luna)

Stabilize the mood you're in-

(Hermione)

You're back on diet food again

(Ginny)

Bigger is the best

But only in the chest-yeah!

(Hermione, Ginny and Luna)

What a way to wanna be!

We like to buy, we like to spend

To keep up with the latest trends

Hermione and Ginny fell to their knees, looking exhausted.

But we don't get not satisfaction

Living like a slave to fashion

No more thinking for yourself

Just get it off the shelf.

Oh-oh- why be perfect- no-oh

It's not worth it

Don't be so obsessed-c'mon give it a rest.

Ginny and Luna stand in a line. Hermione walks over and hands a blue ribbon to Luna. Ginny pushes Luna to the ground and they start wrestling.

This is not some contest-just do your best.

Cause no-oh body's perfect

What a way to wanna be

Luna rips jewelry off Daphne and throws it across the room.

(Luna)

It's so very-unnecessary

Ginny laid her head on Blaise's shoulder.

(Ginny)

Yeah, how insane- to be so vain

Hermione starts to knock over racks of clothes.

(Hermione)

It's so synthetic-I just don't get it.

Hermione, Luna, and Ginny start dancing with the manikins.

(Hermione, Ginny, and Luna)

I don't get it, baby, yeah, yeah

Don't be so obsessed-c'mon give it a rest.

This is not some contest-just do your best.

Cause no-oh body's perfect

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

Oh, no-oh body's perfect

No-oh, it's not worth it.

Don't be so obsessed

(Ginny and Luna)

No-oh body's perfect

Hermione starts painting Draco, Pansy, and Theodore's faces.

(Hermione)

This is not some contest

(Ginny and Luna)

No-oh body's perfect

Hermione throws water on Crabbe, Goyle, Draco, Pansy, Millicent, Daphne, Blaise, and Theodore.

(Hermione, Ginny, and Luna)

Perfect! What a way to wanna be!

The guys stared at Hermione, Ginny, and Luna in shock. "This hair cost a lot of money." Pansy whined. "Get them!" Millicent yelled. Hermione, Ginny, and Luna ran out of the shop. Millicent, Pansy, and Daphne chased after them. Harry, Ron, Neville, Seamus, and Dean started to back out slowly. Crabbe and Goyle cracked their knuckles threateningly. "Ummm..." Seamus said uncomfortably. "RUN!" Ron yelled. Harry, Ron, Seamus, Dean, and Neville ran out of the shop. Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Blaise, and Theodore ran after them. "Harry?" Ron said as they ran. "Yea, Ron." Harry answered. "I don't want to be rich anymore." Ron told him.