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Not the Time
The mobile rang, its simple default ring beaming through the air as it vibrated and threatened to shake itself into a flurry to the tiled bathroom floor. It was covered with a light smattering of moisture from the steam in the air; the mirror that hung over it was already fogged over. A hand reached out, connected to a slender ivory arm, and the call went through as it was pressed against messy blonde locks.
"Hello?"
"Norge, sweetie, it's Den." There was the hum of the transit, the whoosh of speed and clattering of compartments turning corners. Personally, Norway couldn't hear Denmark very well, but the irritating anko's voice was distinctive enough for him to get the general idea.
"What?"
"I'm coming home from work~!" There was a slight pause. "You sound irritated, darling. What are you doing?" His mind's eye saw Denmark sitting between a fat woman in a turquoise muumuu applying lipstick and an irritated, pierced punk who was trying to ignore the conversation of the chatty idiot with wild hair next to him, who was grinning like a stupid newlywed. Norway made a face.
"I was going to take a shower. But then you called."
There was an unnecessary yelp. "Norge!" He could see Denmark growing frantic and maybe waving his arms around to smear fat muumuu's lipstick or knock punk a little bit across the head. "You'll electrocute yourself!"
"Relax, idiot, I'm not in the shower." The bathroom was growing nice and warm. He was no longer shivering despite wearing no clothes. The water was beckoning him from behind the curtain. "But I want to be, so hurry up."
"Norge~" Somehow panic had been replaced by sly winks while he was talking. Denmark had probably sat back down as fat muumuu moved across to where an elderly man was sleeping and shoved him aside to sit. Punk was probably deciding to stand to give the raging moron some space. "Talking about taking showers…is this some new kind of foreplay~?"
"Now is not the time, Denmark." Irritating. Why did he bring his phone in the bath in the first place? He should have left it outside.
"I wanna take a bath with Nor~"
"I'm hanging up now," Norway said. He listened as Denmark sputtered fast I love you's and be careful don't slip. Knowing he was skating on thin ice by saying this, he rolled his eyes and added, "But if you hurry, you might catch the last ten minutes of my shower."
Denmark hung up on his own and as Norway put the phone back on the sink and slipped behind the azure plastic shower curtain, his mind's eye saw the stupid anko rushing to the front to the driver with excited impatience before closing it to embrace the comfort of the warm water.
Owari
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Note: The last dregs from the tub idea. Hello again friends. I don't know about my fascination with bodily washing. It's so fraught with ideas. Thanks for reading.
