Bella POV

"Oh, Bella!" I knew that voice. He was planning something. " Yes, Emmett?" I said warily as I walked into the Cullen's living room.

"Bella I have something to tell you..." He trailed off, not because of hesitation, but because he saw a fly and knew he just had to kill it. "Sorry, I just had to kill it. Anyway, Alice finally got Eddie to go on one of her shopping trips, and because this moment is so rare, they're gonna be gone for two days." Two days. Wow.

"Two days? He didn't even say goodbye." My voice faltered at the end."Yeah, well, Alice had to grab the chance before he changed his mind."

"Where's the rest of your family?" I asked, needing a witness to Emmett's craziness."Well, Carlisle has to work, Esme is grocery shopping in Beijing, Rosalie's angry, and Jasper is in Edward's room playing with his CDs." All alone with Emmett. Almost. Shudder. "Oh." Just the thought of being alone with Emmett.

Emmett POV

Yes! Alone with Bella, my favorite human. Bella said she needed a 'human minute', so this gave me plenty of time to plan out my plan to get Bella drunk. I bet she would be even funnier while not coherent, if not clumsier. I needed root beer bottles, and a good movie to keep her entertained. Yes, my plan would work.

Bella POV

When I came out of the bathroom from my 'human minute', Emmett had set th eliving room to look like movie night.

"So Emmett, what movie are we watching?"

"Romeo and Juliet."

"Wow, Emmett, I didn't know you even liked those kind of movies." What's his motive?

"I have my moments." He smiled a very wicked grin.

Emmett POV

In truth, I hated Romeo and Juliet, but it was the perfect movie to distract Bella.

And if this brilliant plan didn't work, it would still be fun for me to watch Bella slur Romeo's lines.

"Emmett, why are there root beer bottles all over the living room floor?"

She better not guess my plan.

"And why do I smell somethink rank? Ew." It did smell bad to me, but I thought that was just because I was a vampire. I guess not.

"Bella, stop with the twenty questions or my brain will explode. And no, I do not smell anyhting in particular." Except massive amounts of Budweiser.

"Whatever, Emmett, can we just watch the movie? Put that DVD in and come sit on the couch with me." Not yet.

"Wait, do you want to try something?"

"Sure Emmett, what?"

Bella POV

I really needed the movie to distract me of Edward's leaving, so I would agree to anything at this point. Basically, he just told me to drink one bottle of root beer every time that Romeo says Juliet. Sounds easy enough, right?

2 hours later and 13 bottles of 'root beer'...

"Emmett, what is in this root beer, I'm starting to feel dizzy and the room feels like rubber." He just smiled at me and said,

"Nothing Bella, nothing at all." For some reason I didn't even have the need to pry. But I did have the urge to...

"Emmett, do you guys have a karaoke machine?" His eyes lit up with laughter, and he went to go get it.

Emmett POV

As soon as I heard that Bella wanted to do karoake, I jumped on the chance for some humor. I was there and back in a matter of seconds. I was so excited, I just went ahead and plugged it in to the TV and also chose a CD from the stack in the corner.

Edward POV

I was missing time with my precious Bella, my angel, because of Alice and her sports car along with her love of shopping.

as we were about to go into a store, alice stopped and got a glazed look over her eyes. A vision.

Then she started laughing. I couldn't venture into her mind because she was blocking me from whatever she was seeing. She soon stopped laughing because of the stares we were getting. She still didn't let me in. "Alice, tell me what you saw." She looked at me and faked thinking. "Nope. Dear Brother, you will just have to figure out that on your own." Then she walked away skipping. I had no choice but to follow her.

Alice POV

Bella dancing drunk was the funniest thing I have ever seen. I will never let Edward see that though. He would be furious.

Emmett POV

Bella was just starting to sway just standing. Oh well.

Then she started singing. You could barely understand her.

Sit tight
I'm gonna need you to keep time
Just snap snap snap your fingers for me.
Good, good
Now we're making some progress
Come on, just tap tap tap your toes to the beat.

And I believe
This may call for
A proper introduction
And well can't you see
I'm the narrarator
And this is the prologue.

Swear to shake it up
If you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young
Desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes
Trophy boys trophy wives.

Swear to shake it up
If you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young
Desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes
Trophy boys trophy wives.

Applause, applause
No wait wait
To the studio audience
I have an announcement to make
It seems the artists these days
Are not who you think
So we'll pick back up on that
On another page.

And I believe
This may call for
A proper introduction
And well don't you see
I'm the narrarator
And this is just the prologue

Swear to shake it up
If you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young
Desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes
Trophy boys trophy wives.

Swear to shake it up
If you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young
Desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes
Trophy boys trophy wives.

Swear to shake it up
You swear to listen
Swear to shake it up
You swear to listen
Swear to shake it up
(Swear to shake it up)

Swear to shake it up
If you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young
Desperate for attention
I aim to be your eyes
Trophy boys trophy wives.

Swear to shake it up
If you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young
Desperate for attention
I aim to be
Your eyes

She was head banging like crazy too, it was so hilarious. When she was finished, we both cracked up. But then I stopped when I heard a thud. Bella was unconsious in the floor.

Then I heard him.

"Emmett, me and Alice are home early! Where's Bella?"

I was in deep trouble.