Credit for Red vs Blue goes to Rooster Teeth
Credit for the help for the title goes to panda8785
I don't know how many chapters I will make of this but I can't promise it will be very long
and I am still working on my other stories too and I have some of my stories on hold
and the ones I don't have on hold I am still working on
anyway thanks to panda8785 for the title I think it really fits
I was a normal human girl until I ended up in the red vs blue universe
and then I ended up in Project Freelancer and became Agent Los Angeles
but I went by the nickname Angel and my A.I. was well I really don't want to talk about my A.I. cause I want to protect my A.I. from those like Wash and Maine...I wasn't around the other Freelancers save for a few like Connie who after I was below the board after a failed mission I went on they gave me a A.I. anyway but the A.I. they gave me was well different...but enough about my A.I.
because right now I feel like I'm the most unluckiest girl I mean seriously!
the universe must really hate me right now, I mean what did I do to get stuck in this ship with the most annoying girl in the whole universe?
"so I was like telling her the reasons why I was out so late so I told her that I was-"the yellow armor girl said but I stop her right there cause I didn't want to know what happen next
"Kaikaina Shut Up! or else I promise I will slap you so hard your mama will feel it!"I said to her and she seem to stop talking finally but then she started to talk again "so yeah I was like all so what if you don't like him mom! I'm marrying him! but when we were going to get married he some how ended up dead, I think he might of caught whatever my last boyfriends had."she said and I couldn't believe Sister (who I called by her first name Kaikaina ) had lived this long from all the stuff she had been through before she join the army and I some how had my doubts that Lopez killed her...
I started to walk away from her as she keeps talking and I started to go over to where the pilot is.
"yo Philippe how long until we reach blood gulch?! this girl is driving me crazy!"I ask Philippe who turns around to face me and before he could say his favorite word I cut him off "and if you say the 'F' and 'Y' words one more time I promise I will break your arms and make you slap yourself with them."I said to him and he was real quiet after I threaten him but then he answer me finally.
"we will be there in a week as I said before...maybe a month."he said in his french accent
and my eyes go wide in shock at this cause I couldn't wait a week or a month!
just then Sister comes in and she is talking about some stuff that I really don't want to listen to.
"so yeah I was like all oh man that is hot and like the next thing you know the cops come and try to take us in for-"she said but I cut her off once again because again I really didn't want to listen to her.
"that is it! move over Philippe! Mama is driving this bad boy to Blood Gulch at Super Speed! anything to make her shut up!"I said as I push him out of the way and take over the ship's main controls.
and I'm guessing from the crashing sound that Sister hit the wall and Philippe hit the floor and when I look at the two I saw that my thoughts were right and Sister was stuck to the wall and Philippe was on the floor on his stomach.
it was a hour later when I was flying to blood gulch but there was a big problem
I didn't know how to land...
and that means I just had to let Philippe take back control or let the ship land itself by luck and on the pink dot
even though I know that was Donut and we lived through that whole ship landing on him (even though he fell through the ground and wasn't really killed by the ship but more like push by it and forcing him to go through the ground.)
"yeah sorry about this Donut, but just be glad you live through this whole ship landing on ya thing even if in real life that is very unlikely for others."I said as I was about to hand over controls to Philippe but he was still out cold and so I just let the ship land itself by pressing a button that says 'let the ship land itself' and then I headed over to Sister who was still stuck to the wall.
"come on Kaikaina move your butt we got to get ready to get out of this ship and head to our bases and then we can try to kill each other sounds fun right? me a red and you a blue so don't forget what I told you no matter what you stay on your side and I will stay on my side and you aren't even allowed to say hi to me unless I say hi to you first and don't try to talk to me unless I say it is okay and don't come near me! or tell me one of your long stories about your boyfriends or why you were out so late and you had to make a dumb excuse to your mom or brother about it cause I don't want to hear it do I make myself clear?"I said to her and she seem to be a little confused and some times I wonder if a A.I. broke her mind...it wouldn't be the first.
"what was the question again?"she ask and I could feel my left eye twitch as I was becoming frustrated with this girl
"okay shut follow me and don't talk to me..."I said and I started to walk out of the room where the ship was control by the pilot who by the way was still on the floor.
when we reach the door she was still talking and it was becoming really disturbing and unnerving
and it didn't help the ship's door was stuck!
I even tried to do some of that tapping thing that was done on the same episode that Sister was on (because she was the one doing the tapping.)
and I was tapping because I was trying to get someone to open the ship's door because I can't stand listening to Sister for another minute and after a hour or so later it happen...
"and the doctor said that my leg would be broken for a week and because of that I was kick off the cheerleaders again! and this time not because I cheered for the wrong team, cause that happens like a lot!"Sister said
and then as soon as the door opens up I was so happy I ran out of the ship screaming
"FREEDOM! THANK YOU!"I said as I ran past Sarge, Simmons and Grif
"What The Sam Hill was That?!"Sarge said and I look over at him and both him, Simmons and Grif look over at me and I was happy that I was using that same thing that changes the voice so I sound like Tex when she first came here.
"dude what's on that ship you can deal with it because I'm going to go live in the cave! I don't care if I am on Red Team! I'm staying in the cave!"I said as I was heading to the cave but as soon as I reach the cave someone grab me and put me over their shoulder
"put me down! I will bite you! don't make me bite you cause I will if you don't put me down this minute!"I said and I notice the one who was carrying me over their shoulder was Sarge
"just try it and no way you are leaving this team when you just got here little missy."he said and then my eyes go wide in shock
"how can you tell I'm a girl?!"I ask him and even my fake voice gave away that I was surprise.
"your figure gave it away little lady."he said and I couldn't help but feel myself become a little mad at him for guessing I was a girl by my figure (what is telling if someone was a girl by their figure the only way? that can't help all the time ya know!)
I did the only thing I could so I hit Sarge over the head
"Ouch!"Sarge yells in pain as he drop me to the ground and was now holding his head and after he drop me I turn off my fake voice thing and let my real voice show.
"yeah talk about my figure again old man and I will give you more then just a hit to your head."I said as I get up and I go over to where Simmons, Grif and sadly Sister was (and Sister of course thinks these guys are blue team and I'm not going to bother telling them.)
"yo could one of you take me to the base and take me to a free room so I can put my stuff away..."I ask and Simmons steps forward but he sounded nervous when he spoke to me, well he was still scared of girls wasn't he?
"y-ye-yes this w-wa-way p-ple-please."Simmons said and then he leads me to the base and then after which he headed back to where Grif, Sister and Sarge was and I just look at the room I was in.
didn't look much like the room I had back at Project Freelancer
but it soon will be after I put a little work on it...
I took off my helmet and my hair was black and my eyes were a glowing blue and my skin was pale and I really don't care to be honest.
I took off my armor which was a dark blue color that was almost black and it had red trim and I was glad that Red Team didn't try to shoot me after I yell out that I was on Red Team.
I took off my armor and headed over to my bed and decided to sleep a little before I unpack my stuff.
well I was going to go to sleep but my A.I. stop me from that nice chance because I hadn't slept in who knows how long since I was stuck on that ship with only Sister and Philippe.
"you aren't going to try to get close to these others either? Angel I really think you should try to get close to others, I worry that you might be closing yourself off because of what happen to Agent Connecticut and after word went out on what happen you had to be drag back to your room before you tried to fight Agent Texas even if you never met her and even after that failed mission you went on that was your very first one, you would think that you wouldn't get a A.I. and yet they gave you one anyway perhaps they wanted to see what would happen if they gave a A.I. to one who had failed their first mission."my A.I. said but hearing this theory made me roll my eyes and I face away from my A.I.
"just shut up and let me sleep..."I said but as I close my eyes once again the A.I. started to speak again and not letting me sleep.
"but I think you shouldn't push yourself from others just because you lost one friend like Agent Connecticut doesn't mean-"he said but I cut him off "look it isn't like that! so stop acting like you know anything about me! you can't know how I feel so just zip it and let me go to sleep and oh and log yourself off while your at it will ya?"I said as I close my eyes and I hear my A.I. who was Phi
and to tell you the truth I had more than just Phi in my head...it is just Phi talks to me more then the others do
and he seems to enjoy worrying over me and it was kinda sweet but I don't think he should worry about me so much or on what I do...I mean why would a A.I. care about me?
well the other A.I.'s I have are Omicron, Rho, Upsilon, Tau, Nu, Mu, Lambda, Kappa...so yeah I'm surprise that I haven't become like a female meta and not one of them seem like Sigma...
as I let my thoughts of the A.I. I had and the A.I. called Sigma fill my head I could feel Phi sending me comforting thoughts that made me fall into the dream land I was trying to enter.
I could only hope that I don't get Omega in my head because if I know anything he would still be around some place here but then there was the whole Agent Florida/Butch Flowers who was going to be brought back by one of those Aliens so when I get up I'm going to go find where Butch Flowers is because I want to make sure his helmet is off so Omega don't jump into his head.
yeah that sounds easier said then done.
