So I guess you could say that this is sorta like 'Twisted Sister', but not really...Ziva's drunk, she can't remember anything that happened the night before she ended up in Tony's bed...AND there's a murder going on, too...but not yet. :) So it's SORT of like 'Twisted Sister', but not really.

Okay, I know, I know that this is super SUPER SUPER short, but this is just a little prologue thing for the story. Not very long. Still, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own NCIS

"Martini, please…I don't think so…Oh, just one more…4th street….Tony…" Ziva David sat up straight in the bed, breathing hard, sweat pouring down her face as she stared into the darkness, her eyes trying to adjust to her surroundings. Her head and heart throbbed, a large pain swirling in her temple.

Ugh, She moaned, placing her head in her hands, trying desperately to get the pain away. What had happened last night? And why was her dream so vivid? Had she really drunk nine martinis? Had she really asked the cab driver to take her to Tony's apartment? Why couldn't she remember anything else?

Suddenly, she felt the bed move, and she turned and squinted through the darkness. Her vision was blurry, and her headache made her brain hurt to think or squint that hard.

Then, the light turned on, bringing the scene to her eyes, and a bare-chested Tony DiNozzo sat up in bed, "Ziva?" He asked, "What's wrong?" He yawned, blinking his sleepy eyes. She just stared in shock at him, and then felt an awkward coldness against her chest and stomach. She looked down and stared at her bare skin, her bare chest. She could feel her heart beat accelerate, and she turned and stared at Tony again, her eyes as huge as golf balls. How did she end up here? Naked in Tony's bed? She didn't remember it, she didn't remember anything about it.

"Tony…" She seethed, trying to keep down her level of anger with herself, "If you don't tell me in the next ten seconds what the hell I'm doing here, then you will find out how to kill someone with a paper clip…all eighteen ways."

Sorry it's short, but just think of it as one of those little scenes before the theme song or whatever. :) Review please!