Okay, I saw this one picture in deviantart and so I decided to make something out of it. It is a parody of the horror-puzzle game 'Catherine' using Vorona as 'Katherine', the goodly girlfriend of a bachelor, and Izaya as 'Catherine', the random girl at a bar, who Vincent, the bachelor who seems to be played by Shizuo, shares a fling with. I personally played the game and had been struggling to finish it so I found the picture cute. I have also read that Shizuo does hope to have a girlfriend (Volume 5 of DRRR light novel.) So… hocus-pocus!

Welcome to Whistling Dolls which is more likely Supernatural-Romance-Horror based like my other fics. Those three above will probably play the same roles save from the length of relationship, personalities of the people, and degree of attachment. Unlike Vincent who is with Katherine for years, Shizuo will just be meeting Vorona again after like five years and then he gets to meet the other 'chick' the same day. I will also be switching from POVs and label them as inside blah-blah's head. Outside anyone's head refers to Author POV. It may sound solid Shizuo x Vorona at first… just at first. ^^

Disclaimer: I do not own Durarara! As well as Catherine. Plot and weird unheard-of places mentioned are mine. Some other references used as well.

Warnings: Yaoi and hentai. Horror and supernatural themes implied. This is NOT based on the game Catherine's story line. Shizuo, forgive me.

Whistling Dolls

Summary: He has spent his whole life waiting for a woman to come and love him. Upon thinking that he has already found the one, a naughty act puts him in a cancerous pinch where he chooses between two equally corrupted women.

Whistling Dolls

Yandere… men dressed as women… nightmares… I must be so fucked.

Inside someone's head…

Beep-beep-beep. Every morning has been spent waking up to the sound of the fucking alarm clock I have to press every fucking time. The first term of my third year in Raira Academy is almost ending and I cannot still find a girlfriend.

Yes, I need a girlfriend.

I feel so incomplete without anyone taking care of me… hurling out sweet sincere words of endearment. But I can only dream…

No girls hang out with me and my friend since I always end up destroying things and picking fights. It is not my fault exactly. Those guys keep on coming to fight me just because of one incident I did not really think through. Now, I am merely suffering from its consequences.

Shizuo Heiwajima is such an unfortunate man. I cannot really fully enjoy my youth like this. I might really end up growing old alone…

My face moves forward in sudden imbalance and now, its burying deep against my blanket and bed. No one could imagine me in this position… but believe me, I do this every time I think about women and my future.

I get up after some seconds and get ready for school… still testing my luck on things. Specifically women.

I might or might not find the girl I need today but I will still try. I may not look and act that desperate, though.

It just takes a short walk from my house to the school. I do cross streets and alleys… but there is still no fateful meetings like how I see them in the anime or books. Of course, that only happens in someone's imagination.

Outside someone's head…

Shizuo Heiwajima, the man who is as desperate as any boys without girls are though he may not look like it, sighs as he recalls all those 'precious' thoughts in his head. But before he knows it, there is a girl staring at him from a corner. Her blonde locks are paler than his dyed hair and her icy eyes are contrasting to his hazel ones. Her emotion-devoid stare gets ultimately heavy… making Shizuo notice it before he completely passes through an alley.

He turns to her and then his eyes widen as she stares at him with murderous intent. A lump grows in his throat and his body stiffens at her very image… as he recognizes the girl. Despite her girly frame that's decorated with a white sleeveless shirt and red shorts, her dread-provoking stare is eating him up.

"…You're the girl from before. What do you want from me?"

"…" She continues to stare and not answer… a reason for Shizuo to just leave her alone. He then sighs and walks on ahead… only to realize that the girl is still following him, "What is it now?"

"Raira Academy. Take me there."

Whistling Dolls

Rei Haruno —Sakura no Imooto

Chapter 1: Messing Me Up

"Hey, Shizuo! Who's that girl you were walking with?"

"Someone I messed up years ago."

"Huh? Years ago? Aren't you just eighteen?"

"Seriously, I don't mean… what you think. I kind'a beat up her father and sent him to the hospital."

"Then why is she here? Don't tell me she wants revenge on that?"

"I don't know. She said she will be studying in Raira as well."

"I see." A friend, or should he say his only friend, speaks as he finds his speculations wrong. Apparently, the mere image where Shizuo is with a girl is enough to make a hot topic in the classroom. His classmates are considering Shizuo as a monster that no woman would ever want to get near to; thus, such view is beyond reality.

Their sensei walks in and writes something on the board… and then the girl that Shizuo was with walks in the room. She foreign looks appears godlike to everyone in the class… accompanied by a sweet smile she flashes.

"My name is Vorona Douglanikov, I'm still seventeen. I have a sweet tooth and there's only one person I like."

The last part causes the class to chatter and she walks towards Shinra, the friend Shizuo has, "I want to take that seat. Please move somewhere else."

The time freezes for a while for the sudden mood swing of the beautiful girl… the sensei still processing the scenario.

However, instead of refusing, Shinra winks at the blonde guy and he quickly gathers his things to sit at another vacant seat. The girl smiles again and takes the seat that belongs to her now. Everyone starts chattering again and then Vorona speaks which makes Shizuo shudder…

"I hope you're not going out with another girl, Shizuo."

Inside Shizuo's head…

A threading eerie feeling rattles along my veins as I hear her say those words. They sound like threats to a girlfriend that doesn't even exist. She has always been sounding and appearing creepy… but I should somehow give it a shot.

She might be the one I'm looking for.

"Well… I'm not."

"…That's really good to hear."

"Want to eat lunch with me later?"

"If you are treating me, why not? I don't have any yen with me. I forgot to change currencies."

I'm not really sure if scoring dates is this easy or it is because… why the hell would she like me for? Based from what I have remembered, I sent her father flying with a sign post five years ago.

Of course, I can clearly remember that day. That's the first time a girl didn't run away after seeing me rage over something trivial. Instead of scared eyes, I see her stare at me with curiosity… I just knew it's curiosity despite the kind of dead eyes she displays.

I was on my way home that afternoon when I saw her father scolding her at the street. She was holding her trolley and she was just staring at her father with those chilly eyes. Soon, he started slapping her yet her face sprang back to its normal position. Feeling all heroic and fuck, I walked to him and tried to stop him from hurting her.

"Hey, old man. You don't have to hurt—"

"Stay out of this, you snot-face punk! What do you know of our lives?!" He pushed me back… and I grew insanely mad like I always do. I picked up a sign post nearby… and hit him with it to send him flying like meters away.

The moment I looked at his daughter, I saw eyes of chilling curiosity. I wasn't able to move at all… it felt like I was waiting for her to scream. But she didn't. So I ran… still waiting.

And up until now, it seems like she hasn't changed yet.

I guess my long wait is finally over…

After some more hours, Vorona agrees to let Shizuo walk her home…

"You seem to get a good hang of things, Shizuo."

"I don't know what you mean." You mean us dating?

"I was looking for you all those years." Wait, what? I then look at her with curiosity, "You were looking for me?"

"Yes. You gave my father what he really deserves. No one has ever showed him that he is not the most superior man in the world. I wanted to thank you for that." "That's nothing… it actually gave me nightmares."

"Are you still that strong?" She then looks back at me… "Can you still pick up a sign post like that?"

"I still can. But I don't like doing it anymore. You see, it's really causing me trouble. A lot have been picking fights with me and—"

"Shizuo is so cool." She then snuggles my arm… and I can't help blushing as I feel the warmth of her chest. "I really wanted to be your girlfriend."

?!

"Can you be loyal to me? Promise that you won't go out with another girl?"

"Vorona… it's so sudden." Fuck, why is the girl making the move here? This picture is so wrong.

"I've been holding back for five years. This is the first thing I want to be the moment I set foot on Japan again!" She leans closer, "Months after that day, my father deported me back to Russia because I wanted to meet you."

She looks away and then she whispers, "I was just thinking maybe I should already tell you about it. My apartment is just around a corner. Thank you." She then grows nearer for a peck…

At my lips.

"Good night."

She runs off… leaving me…

I can't even describe what I feel. More likely, if I should dance in the middle of the street now or just do it when I get home…

I press a hand against my face as I try to hide that maniacal smile (I think) I am doing right now. I can somehow feel victory is getting the best of me. I never thought that thing gave me a girlfriend! I mean, a lot of guys went after me and I had to resort in beating them all up! That attracted a lot of goons, too! But I don't care anymore…

I need to celebrate!

After checking my wallet if I have much money for merrymaking, I decide to walk to the direction of my own house from there. But the surroundings cannot help but to amuse me.

I have never been in this part of the city. I guess this is the red-light district of Ikebukuro… and it does have a teasing air around here.

As my eyes examine much about the gross billboards each brothel is displaying, I happen to find a… well, a beautiful woman holding a tray against her chest. She then happens to feel my stare and so she looks back at me.

She then smiles with her red eyes gleaming differently. She then walks off to the counter… letting me see the overall design of her exotic-looking red-black maid dress. Not to mention the garter belt…

I shouldn't be looking around places like this… but this is the place to… no. I just got myself a girl— but what if…

Right, I'm always trying my luck on women. She'll probably hate me if I make a rampage anyway. Thank God, I'm not really wearing my school uniform.

Goat's Den? Quite a peculiar name for a bar. But let's see…

I walk in the bar and look around to see a lot of middle-aged men enjoying the company of the girls in maid gowns. A finger then touches my chin… making me turn to a direction.

"Oh, you did come in. What me to lead you a seat?"

It is the brunette with red eyes, red lips and red nails. She appears more beautiful and se… seductive up close. I just nod and then she takes my hand as she walks around the place… with me looking around.

"Oi, Kanra. Looks like a first-timer. Take care of him~"

"So sure, I will. Won't let your hands on him." Her giggle does sound strange.

We then sit down a table that can seat… five or six people. She asks me to move a bit so she can sit beside me. After that, she hands me the menu that she has been holding on to, "So… here's the menu. Order what you like."

I then take a look at the menu and order for… well, practically the cheapest among everything, a cup of beer. I don't really like the taste of beer… but I have to so I can somewhat complete a bar experience.

She leaves to get my order and then she comes back with it… sitting next to me again, "Here's the beer for the baby."

"Baby?" "You still look like a student. Senior perhaps." "Can't see the reason for the address."

She giggles again and starts playing with my hair, "We rarely get young customers around here. Personally, I call those under the age of twenty… baby."

"Why? You above baby bracket?" She smiles and then leans her face at her hand with her elbow on the table, "You're so cute. I hope you come visit me every night. Oh, yes, my name is Kanra… what's yours?"

Without prior consent to myself, my eyes start venturing down to see her name plaque which bears the word 'Kanra'… I don't really think that's her real name, though. And seriously… her chest is starting to show from this line of sight. It's not really that big compared to Vorona's… but…

"You know, you're really showing signs of virginity, sweetie."

"Signs of what?" I shoot my eyes back to her face which a peculiar smirk is welcoming me. "Want to continue our little chat upstairs?"

"Upstairs? "Bed." Here goes the bad picture again.

I turn away and just resort to drinking my beer… my bitter beer. I guess me drinking it non-stop probably shows nervousness… but what else can I do? But I really don't like prostitutes… they're dirty. But she's creating a weird impact on me…

"When I say bed, I don't really pertain to sex. That would require a lot of cash from you. But since you scanned the menu for the cheapest item, I don't think you have enough cash on you." Now, that's insulting. "I just wanted to talk in a more private and quieter place. Wanna come? It's for free."

I finish the beer and wipe off the foam around my mouth. I then look at her again… her entrancing smile makes me want to go and talk with her some more. This day is the best turning point of my life… but gaining significant acquaintances in just one day? It smells fishy…

Whatever, I do come with her anyway.

Her room is rather classy and sophisticated… it appeared more like an office than a brothel room. She leads me in another room inside her place… probably the bedroom. But she promises not to go there, so I just have to control myself… I don't want to be paying more than I can.

We both sit down at the bed with me feeling uncomfortable about it. She then starts talking, "You're reeking with another woman's perfume. Have a girlfriend or something?"

"…well, I can't really call her a girlfriend." Yet. "Well, that's perfect… or else you'll be cheating."

"Is that what you wanted to talk about?" I then glare at her which makes her smile more. She then pushes me to the bed and gets on top, her face nearing mine and her neckline plunging really low, "Honestly, no. I'm really irritated when guys come here without the right mindset." "Mindset?"

"Heheh, you don't simply walk in a brothel without any intention of playing fire, do you?"

"You said—" "Yeah, I only said no sex. But~" She then starts kissing me torridly… stupid me not helping myself. We then start making out at the bed… both moaning out for pure pleasure.

Seriously, I don't know if I regret going here or not. I don't even know what's what. Just today, I met Vorona and Kanra. Maybe the fun's just getting started for me.

But deep inside, I really feel something fishy about this. Like… a sign of some fucking bad thing to happen.

End of Chapter 1

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