A/N: Heey guys! This is my first FMA one shot! And as you can tell by the title it's gonna be 'bout Havoc! Ever wonder how Havoc even gets his dates? Well this is how I think it happened!

It was a bright and beautiful day in Central! Well it was for almost everyone. That's right our favorite bachelor lutendint just got shot down by another girl!

"OH WHAT AM I GONNA DOO!" Shouted Havoc in despair while attracting many, many stares from the poor passerby's. "Get a hold of yourself Havoc, it's not like your gonna get every girl in Central to go out with you." Mustang said calmly.

Havoc looked like he was gonna cry.

"Oh don't give me that look." Mustang said icily. Havoc sighed and pulled out a cigarette from his pocket. "I still don't get why im single…" He grumbled and fiddled with a match until he finally lighted his cigarette.

"Well…You reek of smoke, Your not the smartest person, you can't use Alchemy, you can't maintain a relationship. Do I need to go on?" Mustang replied.

That smart remark earned him a slap on the face.

"Well that was harsh Havoc."

"Harsh? You call THAT harsh? This is from the person who killed thousands of Ishvalins! And you call ME harsh! ?" Havoc demanded clearly losing his cool.

"To far Havoc too far." He said and walked away leaving a guilty Havoc.

Havoc slumped himself agasined some wall and sighed. Mustang was right. That WAS too harsh.

"Are you alright?" A timid voice said. He looked up to see a young girl with long black hair and a slightly mouse like face. Havoc grinned to himself.

"Oh im just having a bad day that's all…." He said with a sigh. The girl sat down beside him and smiled. "Well then tell me about it!" "Well…." Oh no what was he going to do! "Umm….My cat ran away!" "I cat really? That's all I can think of!" "Well that's too bad. What was your cat's name?" "Uhh…Roy! Yeah that's his name!"

"Roy? Really Havoc?" He thought.

"Well that's a nice name! Oh im Salona by the way!" She held out her hand for a shake. "Havoc….Jean Havoc." He shook her hand and smiled. "Would you care for a drink?" He asked. "I would be delighted to!" They held hands and went off into the sunset and lived happily ever after!

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WRONG!

5 days later….

Havoc pranced in clearly happy and he did a twirl in the air. "Well somebody seems happy." Breda said with a smirk. "Yep I got a GIRLFRIEND!" Havoc cheered. Breda spit out the hot dog he was eating and started to choke. "Y-you got what! ?" Breda yelled in shock. "You heard me Breda! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!" He yelled and Roy walked in. "5,4,3,2,1" He counted and the phone started to ring.

Fuery picked up the phone and said. "Hello? Yes he's here. Just a moment please." He covered the phone with his hand and looked at Havoc. "Havoc you have a phone call!" "Okay!" He simply said and took the phone.

"Hello? Oh hey Salona! You still on for are date tonight? Wait what? You're going on a date with someone else? Oh I understand…Bye…" He hung up and glared at Roy.

"YOU! YOU CAUSED THIS!" He yelled and threw the phone at his head but he gracefully dodged. "Oh I wouldn't say I caused it. More like…She now has good taste in men." Salona then appeared and locked arms with Roy and they walked away.

"That bastard…." He muttered.

A/N: Ta-da! That was my first ever FMA story! Love it? Hate it? Review please!