Hayes has added LoriSnori, LittleWolf, TheBigBadRaeken, Masesolvesthecase, and Corey to Groupchat: Puppy Pack Rocks

Hayes: so I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties

LoriSnori: um what?

LittleWolf: Vine is dead Hayden

Hayes: so? If I can come back from the dead so can Vine

TheBigBadRaeken: why the fuck did you add me to a group chat Hayden

Hayes: because I fucking can Raeken

TheBigBadRaeken: fuck you Romero

Hayes: go suck Liam's dick

Masesolvesthecase: im here im queer and i wanna go home

Corey: same

LoriSnori: GUYS!

LoriSnori: DOCTOR WHO SEASON 11 JUST PREMIERED!

LoriSnori: im gayer than I was before

LoriSnori: also why aren't my brother and his mans in this chat?

Hayes: they're too dramatic

LittleWolf: besides, they're too busy making out to look at their phones rn

LittleWolf sent an image: making

LittleWolf: see.

TheBigBadRaeken: I'm disgusted.

Hayes: as if that isn't you and Liam 90% of the time

LoriSnori: ^^

Masesolvesthecase: The tea has been spilt

Masesolvesthecase: also where the hell are you guys?

Masesolvesthecase: I'm bored and wanna hang out with you guys.

LittleWolf: first of all Hayden, no that's not me and Theo 90% of the time.

LittleWolf: secondly, we're at the Whistle Cafe, in Harborfield.

LittleWolf: y'know that town that's like an entire 40 minutes away from Beacon Hills.

Masesolvesthecase: Corey and I are on our way!

Hayes: rude

Hayes: just going to ignore us girls huh?

Hayes: fine, Lori and I can have our own chat.

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LoriSnori has left Groupchat: Puppy Pack Rocks

Hayes has made a new group chat.

Hayes has renamed group chat: men are useless.

Hayes has added LoriSnori to group chat: men are useless

LoriSnori: um one question?

LoriSnori: why did you name it that

Hayes: cause I'm bitter

Hayes: and I don't need the boys to have fun

LoriSnori: makes sense

LoriSnori: also, is that seriously my name in everyone's contacts?

LoriSnori: I thought only Brett and Nolan had it

Hayes: nope

Hayes: we all have it

Hayes: I'mma add Tracy

Hayes has added Still better than you to group chat: men are useless

Still better than you: mood

LoriSnori: Hi Trace!

LoriSnori: how's Denver?

Still better than you: Josh is fucking some guy in my bed so...

LoriSnori: yikes

Hayes: hahaha sucks to be you!

Still better than you: either Josh is really good in bed or this guy likes agreeing with him

LoriSnori: ew.

LoriSnori: sex is grossssss

Hayes: no it's not

LoriSnori: as an aro ace, I disagree

Hayes: I'm going to go see if the boys are back in the main chat.

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Littlewolf: he isn't serious, is he?

Masesolvesthecase: seems like he is

Corey: damn

Corey: that's fucked up

Hayes: um what's going on?

Masesolvesthecase: some asshole is breaking up with his girlfriend

Masesolvesthecase: she's crying rn

Hayes: ouch

Hayes: he sounds like a dickhead

Littlewolf: the guy seemed happy while doing it

Littlewolf: oh shit!

Corey: you saw Theo punch the guy right?

Corey: I'm not seeing things right?

Masesolvesthecase: damn

Masesolvesthecase: go Theo!

Hayes: what's going on now?

Hayes: keep me informed!

Masesolvesthecase: Theo's beating the shit out of dickhead

Littlewolf: I'm going to go break it up before someone gets killed

Corey: holy shit!

Corey: the ex girlfriend just slapped him

Corey: dickhead not Theo btw

Corey: tell Lori and Tracy to join the chat.

Hayes: aight

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Hayes: Corey wants you guys to come to the main chat.

Hayes: Theo's beating up a dickhead and they're giving us a play by play.

LoriSnori: oh shit

LoriSnori: I'm in

Still better than you: same here!

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Masesolvesthecase: Ex girlfriend knows how to bitchslap

Littlewolf: did that actually just happen?

Corey: yeah, it did

LoriSnori: what?

Corey: ex girlfriend just pushed Theo off of dickhead and now she's crying while hitting him

Masesolvesthecase: it's like one of Mama McCall's telenovelas.

TheBigBadRaeken: where the fuck did my pancakes go?

Littlewolf: you just beat the shit outta a guy and that's your first question?

TheBigBadRaeken: yeah.

TheBigBadRaeken: where are they?

Littlewolf: I finished them

TheBigBadRaeken: dickhead

Littlewolf: ass

LoriSnori: are you guys seriously flirting rn?

Still better than you: be glad they're not fucking