Hayes has added LoriSnori, LittleWolf, TheBigBadRaeken, Masesolvesthecase, and Corey to Groupchat: Puppy Pack Rocks
Hayes: so I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties
LoriSnori: um what?
LittleWolf: Vine is dead Hayden
Hayes: so? If I can come back from the dead so can Vine
TheBigBadRaeken: why the fuck did you add me to a group chat Hayden
Hayes: because I fucking can Raeken
TheBigBadRaeken: fuck you Romero
Hayes: go suck Liam's dick
Masesolvesthecase: im here im queer and i wanna go home
Corey: same
LoriSnori: GUYS!
LoriSnori: DOCTOR WHO SEASON 11 JUST PREMIERED!
LoriSnori: im gayer than I was before
LoriSnori: also why aren't my brother and his mans in this chat?
Hayes: they're too dramatic
LittleWolf: besides, they're too busy making out to look at their phones rn
LittleWolf sent an image: making
LittleWolf: see.
TheBigBadRaeken: I'm disgusted.
Hayes: as if that isn't you and Liam 90% of the time
LoriSnori: ^^
Masesolvesthecase: The tea has been spilt
Masesolvesthecase: also where the hell are you guys?
Masesolvesthecase: I'm bored and wanna hang out with you guys.
LittleWolf: first of all Hayden, no that's not me and Theo 90% of the time.
LittleWolf: secondly, we're at the Whistle Cafe, in Harborfield.
LittleWolf: y'know that town that's like an entire 40 minutes away from Beacon Hills.
Masesolvesthecase: Corey and I are on our way!
Hayes: rude
Hayes: just going to ignore us girls huh?
Hayes: fine, Lori and I can have our own chat.
Hayes has left Groupchat: Puppy Pack Rocks
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Hayes has made a new group chat.
Hayes has renamed group chat: men are useless.
Hayes has added LoriSnori to group chat: men are useless
LoriSnori: um one question?
LoriSnori: why did you name it that
Hayes: cause I'm bitter
Hayes: and I don't need the boys to have fun
LoriSnori: makes sense
LoriSnori: also, is that seriously my name in everyone's contacts?
LoriSnori: I thought only Brett and Nolan had it
Hayes: nope
Hayes: we all have it
Hayes: I'mma add Tracy
Hayes has added Still better than you to group chat: men are useless
Still better than you: mood
LoriSnori: Hi Trace!
LoriSnori: how's Denver?
Still better than you: Josh is fucking some guy in my bed so...
LoriSnori: yikes
Hayes: hahaha sucks to be you!
Still better than you: either Josh is really good in bed or this guy likes agreeing with him
LoriSnori: ew.
LoriSnori: sex is grossssss
Hayes: no it's not
LoriSnori: as an aro ace, I disagree
Hayes: I'm going to go see if the boys are back in the main chat.
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Littlewolf: he isn't serious, is he?
Masesolvesthecase: seems like he is
Corey: damn
Corey: that's fucked up
Hayes: um what's going on?
Masesolvesthecase: some asshole is breaking up with his girlfriend
Masesolvesthecase: she's crying rn
Hayes: ouch
Hayes: he sounds like a dickhead
Littlewolf: the guy seemed happy while doing it
Littlewolf: oh shit!
Corey: you saw Theo punch the guy right?
Corey: I'm not seeing things right?
Masesolvesthecase: damn
Masesolvesthecase: go Theo!
Hayes: what's going on now?
Hayes: keep me informed!
Masesolvesthecase: Theo's beating the shit out of dickhead
Littlewolf: I'm going to go break it up before someone gets killed
Corey: holy shit!
Corey: the ex girlfriend just slapped him
Corey: dickhead not Theo btw
Corey: tell Lori and Tracy to join the chat.
Hayes: aight
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Hayes: Corey wants you guys to come to the main chat.
Hayes: Theo's beating up a dickhead and they're giving us a play by play.
LoriSnori: oh shit
LoriSnori: I'm in
Still better than you: same here!
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Masesolvesthecase: Ex girlfriend knows how to bitchslap
Littlewolf: did that actually just happen?
Corey: yeah, it did
LoriSnori: what?
Corey: ex girlfriend just pushed Theo off of dickhead and now she's crying while hitting him
Masesolvesthecase: it's like one of Mama McCall's telenovelas.
TheBigBadRaeken: where the fuck did my pancakes go?
Littlewolf: you just beat the shit outta a guy and that's your first question?
TheBigBadRaeken: yeah.
TheBigBadRaeken: where are they?
Littlewolf: I finished them
TheBigBadRaeken: dickhead
Littlewolf: ass
LoriSnori: are you guys seriously flirting rn?
Still better than you: be glad they're not fucking
