A/N: So…I decided to put everyone in one fic! =D
Written in the same style I write my Clanfics for Next to Normal, only with all characters, no authors. So yeah! Enjoy!
WARNINGS: Adult language, content and slash!
REVIEW PLEASE!
Disclaimer: Don't own anything!
Will: *protesting*
*Enter cast*
Tunny: Uh…what are you doing?
Will: Using my rights of free speech.
Heather: You use that as an excuse for everything.
***flashback***
Heather: *grabs phone* Who's this Stacy?
Will: No one…
Heather: WHY ARE YOU SEXTING HER?
Will: Using free speech?
***flashback done***
Will: But it's real this time!
Whatsername: Why? What are you even doing?
Will: I WANT RESPECT!
Cast: *bursts out laughing*
Will: WHAT?
Jimmy: Nothing…nothing… You're just so stupid.
Will: I hate him.
Whatsername: *about to make rude comment*
Extraordinary Girl: Don't even waste your breath, sweetheart…
Johnny: How do you hate Jimmy? He's…Jimmy!
Tunny: Here comes the explosion…
Will: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK JIMMY!
Jimmy and Johnny: *awkward stares*
Heather: Oh my God…
Tunny: Awkward silence! I CALLED IT!
Whatsername: Do you ever stop and think 'wow, I'm with that guy?'
Extraordinary Girl: More often than you'd like to think…
Whatsername: I don't blame you for that.
Will: Um, people? STOP INTERRUPTING MY PROTEST!
Johnny: What are you trying to get out of this anyway besides R-E-S-P-E-C-T?
Jimmy: Don't do that.
Johnny: Ok…
Will: Well, if you MUST know, I feel terribly underused.
Extraordinary Girl: Try telling that to me. Have I showed up in one fic? No.
Will: It's all About Jimmy and Johnny, Jimmy and Johnny! *in a mocking tone* Oh! Look at us! Let's go get stoned and fuck each other!
Jimmy: Ok, that is NOT true!
Johnny: YEAH!...Like sometimes we're not stoned.
Jimmy: *smacks him*
Johnny: Ow…
Jimmy: Well, you deserve it, bitch.
Whatsername: Let's change the subject, shall we?
Tunny: Ok. I watched Sweeney Todd without puking today!
Heather: So, you can fight in a war and get your limbs chopped off, but you can't watch Sweeney Todd?
Tunny: Nuh-uh.
Extraordinary Girl: Blood makes him queasy.
Heather: You are so adorably innocent. *to Jimmy* Why can't you be like him?
Jimmy: Because he's a wimp and never gets any action.
Tunny: That's not true! Just the other day, I was driving home from the store and I almost hit a semi. How's THAT for action?
Jimmy: Dear God, he's like a fucking alien.
Tunny: Am not.
Jimmy: Are to.
Tunny: Am not!
Jimmy: Are to!
Tunny: *pushes Jimmy* AM NOT!
Jimmy: *punches Tunny*
Extraordinary Girl: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Jimmy: He's being a dumbass.
Whatsername: *holds in snide comment*
Will: *writing letter* Dear authors, if this reaches you, by now Jimmy has probably killed Tunny and I would like you to also know that I FEEL NEGLECTED IN THIS FANDOM AND WANT SOME FIC TIME!Thank you. Sincerely, Will.
Johnny: Wait. What if this letter works? What if I'm not loved anymore? What about my slash? WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY LOVERBOY?
Whatsername: Oh Lord…
Jimmy: *under his breath*I thought we agreed to never mention those names in public.
Johnny: Sorry. Involuntary impulse.
Extraordinary Girl: Eew, you have bromance pet names?
Jimmy: Yes, now-
Will: What are they?
Jimmy: That information will remain disclosed.
Tunny: I bet it's something dumb.
Jimmy: Like you?
Tunny: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
Jimmy: Because.
Whatsername: Ok, now I really want to know these alleged names.
Johnny: No! It's personal!
Whatsername: *kisses Johnny passionately* Come on…don't you wanna tell me?
Johnny: *overtaken by testosterone* I call him my Loverboy.
Will: Eew…
Johnny: And he calls me Johnny Cakes.
Heather: I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Tunny: EEEEEWWW! TMI! TMI!
Jimmy: He's so dumb he can't even speak.
Tunny: TOO MUCH INFORMATION! I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR NASTY SEX LIFE!
Jimmy: Sex isn't nasty. It's…someone help me out here.
Whatsername: Depends on who you're fucking.
Jimmy: Let's say for example me.
Whatsername: It's disgusting, Tunny.
Jimmy: Shut up! What if I said Will?
Whatsername: Even more disgusting.
Jimmy: So you've slept with Johnny. Elaborate.
Whatsername: Now THAT was somewhat decent.
Tunny: I don't get your point.
Jimmy: The point is life's short. Have sex.
Tunny: NO!
Jimmy: YES! GODDAMMIT, YOU WILL HAVE SEX WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
Tunny: *running around* JIMMY'S GONNA RAPE ME!
Extraordinary Girl: Thanks.
Jimmy: Don't mention it.
Will: OK THAT'S IT! EVERYONE OUT!
Johnny: But why?
Will: YOU'RE ALL RUINING MY PROTEST! OUT! NOW!
Whatsername: Jesus, no need to get pushy.
Johnny: I'm not being pushy.
Whatsername: ….
*All leave*
Will: Thank God.
Tunny: *running in* NOOOO! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!
Will: Fuck this.
A/N: Aw, poor Tunny…
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