Here's something that came into my head! Be afraid!

I own nothing you know, of course.

So far, this hasn't happened to me.


Oh, the first thing at Christmas my mommy screamed at me:

STOP PLAYING THAT VIDEO GAME!

Oh, the two things at Christmas my mommy screamed at me:

YOU'RE NOT A HYLIAN!
AND STOP PLAYING THAT STUPID VIDEO GAME!

Oh, the three things at Christmas my mommy screamed at me:

I'M A CUCCO?
YOU'RE NOT HYLIAN!
AND STOP PLAYING THAT VIDEO GAME!

Oh the four things at Christmas my mommy screamed at me:

YOU'RE WHINING 'BOUT LINK!
I'M A CUCCO?
YOU'RE NOT HYLIAN!
AND STOP PLAYING THAT VIDEO GAME!

Oh, the five things at Christmas my mommy screamed at me:

WHAT ARE RE-DEADS?
YOU'RE WHINING 'BOUT LINK!
I'M A CUCCO?
YOU'RE NOT HYLIAN!
AND STOP PLAYING THAT VIDEO GAME!

Oh, the six things at Christmas my mommy screamed at me:

GOING KEESE SLAYING?
WHAT ARE RE-DEADS?
YOU'RE WHINING 'BOUT LINK!
I'M A CUCCO?
YOU'RE NOT HYLIAN!
AND STOP PLAYING THAT VIDEO GAME!

Oh, the seven things at Christmas my mommy screamed at me:

WE DON'T LIVE IN HYRULE!
GOING KEESE SLAYING?
WHAT ARE RE-DEADS?
YOU'RE WHINING 'BOUT LINK!
I'M A CUCCO?
YOU'RE NOT HYLIAN!
AND STOP PLAYING THAT VIDEO GAME!

Oh, the eight thigns at Christmas my mommy screamed at me:

NOT RELATED TO ZELDA!
WE DON'T LIVE IN HYRULE!
GOING KEESE SLAYING?
WHAT ARE RE-DEADS?
YOU'RE WHINING 'BOUT LINK!
I'M A CUCCO?
YOU'RE NOT HYLIAN!
AND STOP PLAYING THAT VIDEO GAME!

Oh, the nine things at Christmas my mommy screamed at me:

DON'T CARE 'BOUT SARIA'S PASSING!
NOT RELATED TO ZELDA!
WE DON'T LIVE IN HYRULE!
GOING KEESE SLAYING?
WHAT ARE RE-DEADS?
YOU'RE WHINING 'BOUT LINK!
I'M A CUCCO?
YOU'RE NOT HYLIAN!
AND STOP PLAYING THAT VIDEO GAME!

Oh, the ten things at Christmas my mommy screamed at me:

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'MASTER SWORD'?
DON'T CARE 'BOUT SARIA'S PASSING!
NOT RELATED TO ZELDA!
WE DON'T LIVE IN HYRULE!
GOING KEESE SLAYING?
WHAT ARE RE-DEADS?
YOU'RE WHINING 'BOUT LINK!
I'M A CUCCO?
YOU'RE NOT HYLIAN!
AND STOP PLAYING THAT VIDEO GAME!

Oh, the eleven things at Christmas my mommy screamed at me:

YOU CAN'T FINISH THE TEMPLE!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'MASTER SWORD'?
DON'T CARE 'BOUT SARIA'S PASSING!
NOT RELATED TO ZELDA!
WE DON'T LIVE IN HYRULE!
GOING KEESE SLAYING?
WHAT ARE RE-DEADS?
YOU'RE WHINING 'BOUT LINK!
I'M A CUCCO?
YOU'RE NOT HYLIAN!
AND STOP PLAYING THAT VIDEO GAME!

Oh, the twelve things Christmas my mommy screamed at me:

SHUT UP ABOUT TWILI!
YOU CAN'T FINISH THE TEMPLE!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'MASTER SWORD'?
DON'T CARE 'BOUT SARIA'S PASSING!
NOT RELATED TO ZELDA!
WE DON'T LIVE IN HYRULE!
GOING KEESE SLAYING?
WHAT ARE RE-DEADS?
YOU'RE WHINING 'BOUT LINK!
I'M A CUCCO?
YOU'RE NOT HYLIAN!
AND STOP PLAYING THAT VIDEO GAME!


Merry Christmas, people. Merry Christmas.