S.I. 3
Episode
1:
"Just
You and I"
"Guilin
City"
"Ryo's
Stakeout Penthouse"
:Ryo follows Lan Di, walking, through a pair of binoculars:
Ryo-san: Ahhh... he's finally alone. Time for me to make my move.
:Full
of confidence, Ryo heads to the car garage:
:His
car was missing:
Ryo-san: You've gotta be kidding me.
:Ryo
pages Shenhua:
:A
few minutes later, Shenhua calls back to the Penthouse:
Ryo-san:(Anxiously)
Hello?!
Shenhua:
Speak.
Ryo-san:
Why did you take the car?! You had no permission to take it. Did I
not clearly explain the times that you can take my car?
Shenhua:
Your car?! I'm on the title too! Besides, what's soooo important
anyways?
Ryo-san:(calmly)
Well, I only just...(starts to stammer)... FOUND LAN DI BY HIMSELF! I
had this brilliant plan to do a driveby with a whole bunch of sharp
objects I found in our kitchen and you just had to go out to do
something more important huh? Great, now our whole journey has ended.
My vengance hasn't been fulfilled now. I minuse well just jump of the
goddamn Great Wall of China now!
Shenhua:
Then do it! I almost ran a red light because of you you DICK!
:Shenhua hangs up:
Ryo-san:(Ripping the phone cord out of the wall) Perfect! I guess I'm running...
"The Streets of Guilin City"
:Ryo
runs with all of his might, trying his hardest to get to his sighting
spot:
:He
arrives, but Lan Di is clearly unnoticeable:
Ryo-san:(Trying to catch his breath) F-Father will never forgive me.
:An American boy walks by, carrying a large sack over his shoulder:
Boy:
Hey.
Ryo-san:
Not now kid.
Boy:
I'll sell you a cool robe. It's some kind of Ancient Chinese Robe.
Ryo-san:(lifting
his eyebrow) Ancient you say? What did your client look like kid?
Boy:
Long black hair, a red skeet pot on his eye, ehhhh I think I could of
beat his ass, oh and he wore a red shirt with blue pants.
Ryo-san:
Hey watch your mouth. What would your mother think about your
language?
Boy:
I don't give a shit, listen, you want this rob or not?
Ryo-san:
How much?
Boy:
Hundred dollars.
Ryo-san:
I only have YEN.
Boy:
Then kiss off cheapskate.
:Boy turns around:
Ryo-san: Wait wait! Ok, hmmmm, hold on...
:Ryo
scavages through his pockets:
:He
takes out his pager that Shenhua uses to contact him when he's out:
Ryo-san: Shenhua's gonna kill me.
:Ryo trades the robe for the pager:
Boy: Boy you are dumb mister, I wiped my ass with that robe like five minutes ago. HAHA.
:The
boy runs off laughing:
:Ryo
carrys the sack, and trys to look for Lan Di among the crowd using
the boys description:
"Hair Salon"
:Shenhua
hung out under the hair dryer with a few of her recent friends:
:Her
friends were three females and they wore so much makeup that their
faces looked plastic:
:They
sat grinding their nails and gissiping about nonsense that would
lower your IQ:
Friend
#1: So you took his car?
Shenhua:
Yeah, and he gives me money all the time. I don't know if he's trying
to spoil me or get rid of me. He's so wrapped up in finding his man
that even sex has lost it's taste.
Friend
#2: He's gay.
Shenhua:
No.
Friend
#3: He's totally gay girl. Open your flaky eyebrows! Put two and two
together. He's giving up sex with you to find a guy? Ummm... sounds
like he's more interesting in meeting this guy than satisfying you.
Shenhua:
But there's more to it...
Friend
#1: He's gay, end of story, i've seen pictures ok?! Totally gay,
like, there's no more to it. You have to focuse more on yourself
girlfriend. Look at your clothes. What's with that 15th century
outfit you got going on?
Shenhua:
It's comfortable.
Friend
#1: It's repulsive. Before the day is over, your going to be a one
hundred percent stage girl, modern day terms, mmmkkk?
Shenhua:
I guess...
"Streets of Guilin City"
:Ryo
gets frusterated:
:His
eyes dim weak:
:His
body suckers his mouth dry:
Ryo-san: I can't lose him, can't lose him, CAN'T lose LAN DI!
:Suddenly
Ryo spots Lan Di, or so he thinks:
:It
was best to go with a visual instinct or go home, so Ryo follows his
gut and follows the man, far enough to be just barely visible:
:The
sun begins to set:
:Nightlife
starts to commence, and Ryo follows on until the man with the red
shirt and blue pants reaches his destination:
Ryo-san:(Reading the destination sign) The Dragon Club?
:It
was a club designed out of a dragon:
:People
were flooding in, and there was a long line stretching out to the
street:
:The
club was hot, and focused mainly on the two mirrors:
Ryo-san: Lan Di!
:Ryo
cuts to the front of the line:
:The
bouncer outside stops him:
Bouncer:
Back of the line pal.
Ryo-san:
Excuse me, but I really have to to get in there.
Bouncer:
Do you have an appointment?
Ryo-san:
With Lan Di.
Bouncer:
Impressive, you know Master Sama's real name. You must be important.
:The bouncer moves out the way:
Bouncer:
Enter.
Ryo-san:(Stands
cockily) Y-Yeah, and if this inconvenience ever happens again, I'll
make sure you shove fish with ice for the rest of you life pal.
:Ryo walks in:
"Dragon Club"
:Ryo looks around and sees that the dance floor was full of security:
Ryo-san: I need backup.
:It
was sad that the only person he could think of was Shenhua:
:He
found the nearest phone and paged Shenhua:
:Shenhua
calls back:
Shenhua:
Speak.
Ryo-san:(Talking
fastly and cluttering his words) Shenhua! I found the belly of the
beast! I need a distraction!
Shenhua:
And I crashed your car.
Ryo-san:
You what?!
Shenhua:
Some guy rear ended me.
Ryo-san:
Are you sure you didn't rear end him?!
Shenhua:
If I rear ended him I would of said I rear ended someone genius.
Ryo-san:
Listen, I don't have time to argue. Fuck the car, fuck what your
doing, fuck you, later I hope, and just come down to forth street I
found where Lan Di is.
Shenhua:
Ok, and I'm suppose to walk there?
Ryo-san:
Does Ryo want a woman in his life?
Shenhua:
I don't know, does Ryo WANT a woman in his life?
Ryo-san:
Your suppose to answer this woman.
Shenhua:
Oh so now I'm referred to as "woman" now? I see where I
stand in this relationship.
Ryo-san:
This isn't a relationship this is a partnership.
Shenhua:
Why is there music blasting in my ear?!
Ryo-san:
Cause I'm in a club!
Shenhua:
Oh, a club where Lan Di is huh? I guess you can wait until you gets
hammered drunk and knock him off right there huh?
Ryo-san:
Ok, I'm through with you, you can no longer come back to the
apartment.
Shenhua:
That's what you think, say goodbye to your sattelite television.
Ryo-san:
Don't you touch that sattelite!
:Shenhua hangs up:
Ryo-san: LORD HAVE MERCY!
:Everyone in the club was staring at Ryo:
Ryo-san: Hi. Hehe. (Under his breath) I guess I'm on my own with this.
"Back
of the Dragon Club"
"Lan
Di's Office"
:Men
came from all over the city to earn the 500,000 reward for the
capture of the Pheonix Mirror:
:Lan
Di thought he had a brilliant plan underway:
:Man
#876 walks in the office:
Lan
Di: Well?
Man:
I believe I have what it takes to be the Pehonix Mirror capturer!
Lan
Di: Well let your balls drop then.
:The
man takes out a bag and scrunches it:
:Lan
Di's men play the drums behind him:
:The
man pulls out an average mirror. No stone. A see yourself mirror:
Lan
Di: Ok, I'm going to say this to you in a more precise manner since
it obviously didn't click with the other 875 men. STOP BRINGING ME A
STUPID AVERAGE MIRROR! I have enough mirrors stored away in this club
from people like you to put a damn fashion market out of business!
Man:
I-I'm sorry sir.
Lan
Di: Tell this to all of your friends, next time one of you brings me
an average mirror, not stone, not looking like anything from the
Flintstones, I'm just gonna snap! Plain and simple. I'm going to
execute you, and it will not be pleasant... ok? See I don't get
you people there's only a hundred pictures in this club of the mirror
I want. Do you people stop by the kegs or something before you walk
in here? I mean shit!
Man:
Yeah yeah, I'm taking this mirror then.
Lan
Di: You see this hair? I need as many of those mirrors as I can get,
bring the mirror to me.
Man:
Like hell!
:The
man runs off:
:Security
trys to restrain the man but he pulls martial arts on them and lays
them flat on the ground:
Lan Di: Impressive. I could use you on Chi Yu men.
:The
man pulls of his wig and drops his attire:
:Ryo
appears before Lan Di:
Ryo-san: Never will I surrender.
:Lan Di stands up:
Lan
Di: Ahhh, so you've figured out my ways young child.
Ryo-san:
Cut the crap Lan Di! I know you've been brainwashing these people
with all these drinks and these lights you have in this club just so
they'll do your dirty work. Well let me tell you something, there's
only one person who knows where your other mirror is and that's ME!
Lan
Di: Well no shit, it's not like I had to pick up a book about
learning Rocket Science to figure that one out.
:Ryo
balls his fists:
:His
veins pop through his dusted, worn out skin:
Ryo-san:
Prepare for the fate that has been following you ever since you first
walked on my property you skumbag.
Lan
Di: Seriously, you expect me to fight you here? The music is loud,
the setting of this battle is entirely too dull, I mean we want this
fight to be... well, perfect. Right?
Ryo-san:(Starting
to do what he hated most, think) (Unsure) Right.
Lan
Di: Right. So let's set up an appointment.
:Lan Di takes out his log book:
Lan
Di: When are you free? I'm hardly ever free.
Ryo-san:
Tommorow I have dinner with Shenhua, but I'll probably just blow that
off and play some games at the arcade instead.
Lan
Di: So is that a go?
Ryo-san:
No! I have to break the record in QTE Title! I have a bet going on.
Lan
Di: How about the day after tommorow?
Ryo-san:
Hmmmm... can't.
Lan
Di: Jesus.
Ryo-san:
They got those new girl pants coming out. You know how I love girl
pants. Half the time I can't even feel my legs because my circulation
is cut off.
Lan
Di: Can't help you then. I'm booked.
:Lan Di moves towards the back wall:
Lan
Di: But we will meet again...
Ryo-san:
You better pray.
:Lan
Di enters a code on the wall, a secret chamber opens, and he
dissappears:
:Ryo
snaps out of his weariness:
Ryo-san: Wait, what just happened? Did I just let Lan Di escape? God I;m so stupid! I have to go back to my stakeout pad and figure out what to do next...
