Fe interview:
Ike and Ephraim
Subject:Little sisters
Ike:So eh...whats your name again?
Ephraim:Its ephraim
Ike:I see...so...i see you have a younger sister. I have one too.
Ephraim:Really? You lucky dog you.
Ike:what the hell are you talking about?
Ephraim:What? Arent little sisters the BEST things ever?
Ike:NO
Ephraim: D:...whatever do you mean!?
Ike:WHAT!? YOU HAVE A LITTLE SISTER! HOW COULD YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!?
Ephraim:Understand what?
Ike:How FING ANNOYING THEY ARE. ALL MIST DOES IS CALL ME NAMES AND INSULT ME. BUT I HAVE TO PLAY THE ROLE AS THE "GOOD,CARING AND PROTECTIVE" BIG BROTHER SO I CANT ATHER HER TO TEACH HER A GOOD LESSON
Ephraim:Why...would you do that?
Ike:... k I admit it. She annoys me, but, im so protective of her! I cant help it! I lay awake in fear that other men are looking at her the way i look at womenIMEAN the way BOYD looks at women!
Boyd:Ike,youre the one who showed me that gap in the fence to peep at tit-
Ike:SHUT UP BOYD. NOW.
Ephraim:Okay..now...back on subject, little sisters are the greatest things you could ever have arent they?
Ike:I can think of a few better things...like a GIRLFRIEND.
Ephraim:...girl...friend? What is this girlfriend you speak of?
Ike:What...the hell...are you serious? What about women?
Ephraim:I have erika!
Ike:Please...god...PLEASE SAY IM MISUNDERSTANDING THIS.
Ephraim:What? Didnt you take mist as your bride to be?
Ike:Youre kidding...you're fucking kidding!
Ephraim:Wha-
Ike:You're kidding!
Ephraim:No...here just look at this...gives ike a GBA with FE sacred stones Just read the support convos with me and erika.
Ike:walks away
2 hours later;
Ephraim:What took you so long?
Ike:I beat the last chapter for you...I wanted to see the ending...you 2...kinda give off an incest vibe.
Ephraim:Is that a problem?
Ike:YES EPHRAIM. YES IT IS. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP THAT IS? CAN YOU SEE ME FUCKING MIST!?
soren walks by and hears ikes last line
Ike: shit...soren listen-
Soren:NO! I HEARD NOTHING I KNOW NOTHING I SEE NOTHING IM CLEAN IM CLEAN MOMMY! runs off manically
Ephraim:Ike...i know it seems weird... but its not THAT bad...
Ike:Yes...yes it is. Im done with you. Next time, i know, dont talk to you or your sister.
Ephraim:Why wont he join our cause of incest approval? sheds a tear
next day at the breakfast table the greil mercenaries are enjoying their breakfast as mist walks by
Soren:Ughhh! I think im gonna vomit...
Rhys:Soren you're acting rather odd...
Ike:...AHA! HEY MIST! COME HERE!
Mist:What is it ik-
PUNCH
Mist:OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
Ike:IM MAKING A POINT DAMMIT! WE ARE NOT LOVERS!!runs outside
Mia:sighs guess its my turn to give ike his meds...damn it.
Yeah sorry for it being so...long and weird but eh i tried. Sorry if it sucks
