Fe interview:

Ike and Ephraim

Subject:Little sisters

Ike:So eh...whats your name again?

Ephraim:Its ephraim

Ike:I see...so...i see you have a younger sister. I have one too.

Ephraim:Really? You lucky dog you.

Ike:what the hell are you talking about?

Ephraim:What? Arent little sisters the BEST things ever?

Ike:NO

Ephraim: D:...whatever do you mean!?

Ike:WHAT!? YOU HAVE A LITTLE SISTER! HOW COULD YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!?

Ephraim:Understand what?

Ike:How FING ANNOYING THEY ARE. ALL MIST DOES IS CALL ME NAMES AND INSULT ME. BUT I HAVE TO PLAY THE ROLE AS THE "GOOD,CARING AND PROTECTIVE" BIG BROTHER SO I CANT ATHER HER TO TEACH HER A GOOD LESSON

Ephraim:Why...would you do that?

Ike:... k I admit it. She annoys me, but, im so protective of her! I cant help it! I lay awake in fear that other men are looking at her the way i look at womenIMEAN the way BOYD looks at women!

Boyd:Ike,youre the one who showed me that gap in the fence to peep at tit-

Ike:SHUT UP BOYD. NOW.

Ephraim:Okay..now...back on subject, little sisters are the greatest things you could ever have arent they?

Ike:I can think of a few better things...like a GIRLFRIEND.

Ephraim:...girl...friend? What is this girlfriend you speak of?

Ike:What...the hell...are you serious? What about women?

Ephraim:I have erika!

Ike:Please...god...PLEASE SAY IM MISUNDERSTANDING THIS.

Ephraim:What? Didnt you take mist as your bride to be?

Ike:Youre kidding...you're fucking kidding!

Ephraim:Wha-

Ike:You're kidding!

Ephraim:No...here just look at this...gives ike a GBA with FE sacred stones Just read the support convos with me and erika.

Ike:walks away

2 hours later;

Ephraim:What took you so long?

Ike:I beat the last chapter for you...I wanted to see the ending...you 2...kinda give off an incest vibe.

Ephraim:Is that a problem?

Ike:YES EPHRAIM. YES IT IS. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKED UP THAT IS? CAN YOU SEE ME FUCKING MIST!?

soren walks by and hears ikes last line

Ike: shit...soren listen-

Soren:NO! I HEARD NOTHING I KNOW NOTHING I SEE NOTHING IM CLEAN IM CLEAN MOMMY! runs off manically

Ephraim:Ike...i know it seems weird... but its not THAT bad...

Ike:Yes...yes it is. Im done with you. Next time, i know, dont talk to you or your sister.

Ephraim:Why wont he join our cause of incest approval? sheds a tear

next day at the breakfast table the greil mercenaries are enjoying their breakfast as mist walks by

Soren:Ughhh! I think im gonna vomit...

Rhys:Soren you're acting rather odd...

Ike:...AHA! HEY MIST! COME HERE!

Mist:What is it ik-

PUNCH

Mist:OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?

Ike:IM MAKING A POINT DAMMIT! WE ARE NOT LOVERS!!runs outside

Mia:sighs guess its my turn to give ike his meds...damn it.

Yeah sorry for it being so...long and weird but eh i tried. Sorry if it sucks