"BUT I DON'T WANNA GO!!!" Kankuro whined as he watched Temari pack her tooth brush.

"Come on Kankuro It'll be fun!" Temari prodded, trying to seem cheerful. (even though she was fed up with her brother for being so obstinate.)

"No!" Kankuro said crossing his arms.

A couple of days ago Temari had booked a vacation to a really nice resort out by the ocean. She didn't inform her brothers because she thought she'd surprise them. When she finally dropped the bomb shell, the two siblings had rejected the Idea entirely.

"But Why Not?" Temari asked.

"Because! I don't wanna go to some girly resort, just so you can run off to the spa and leave me to Baby Sit Captain Emo"

"I'm not a baby..." Gaara called from the other room. "...and if you even try to sit on me, I'll gut you alive and feed your organs to seagulls."

"Case and Point..." Kankuro spat.

"Gaara!!! Your not making things any easier!!!" Temari snapped.

"It's not like I wanna got either!" Gaara exclaimed as he appeared by the door frame. "Spending a whole week in some boring old dump, couldn't we just stay and do missions? Beating people to death is a heck of a lot more fun then anything this place could dish out..."

"How do you know?" Temari defended. "You could really like it."

Gaara and Kankuro still looked unimpressed so Temari decided to use a different tactic then reason.

"Hey Gaara it's right by the beach! You know what that means right?"

"Fat guys in speedos?"

Temari sighed. "No... Sand! Lots of Sand!"

Gaara's eyes brightened immediately. "You mean I could make a giant sand typhoon and crush every person on the whole beach" Gaara chuckled darkly as he pictured thousands of morons running for the lives as they were slowly crushed by a sand tidal wave.

"NO! NO! NO CRUSHING!!!" Temari shrieked. "But still... sand."

Gaara looked at Kankuro. "Pack your bags, I'm gonna go find some sand..." He instructed.

"Wha? But I-"

"I said Pack Your Bags!" Gaara repeated menacingly.

Kankuro swallowed. "Yes Gaara..." He stammered.

Gaara walked out of the room humming a cheery tune. There was a new spring in his step as he pictured what he could do to all the fat guys in speedo's with his newly acquired sand.

Kankuro shot Temari and angry look.

"Hey you heard Gaara." She smirked. "Pack your bags..."

Kankuro opened his mouth to say something but quickly closed it. He turned and stalked out of the room not nearly quite as happy as his little brother.

Temari smiled to herself as she zipped her suitcase closed. "I Love Bribery."