Nightshifter PM Story

Sam is nine months pregnant thanks to a vengeful witch. Sam and Dean are in the Impala. Sam is in the passenger seat reading the paper.

SAM

Hey, listen to this: "Women robs local jewelry store and then kills herself in the bathtub." Now does that sound normal to you?

DEAN

Not one bit.

SAM

Exactly, might be our kind of thing. We should check it out.

DEAN

What are you out of your mind? No.

SAM

Why not?

DEAN

Are you kidding me? Look at yourself, you could drop at any minute and you want to go on a hunt? No. It's not safe. You should be at home knitting booties or something.

Sam rolls his eyes.

SAM

Dean I'm fine. I won't involve myself in any of the action or heavy lifting just the interview process and what not.

DEAN

I don't like this.

SAM

These people need our help Dean.

DEAN

No they don't we can call another hunter.

SAM

The hunt is in Milwaukee, which is like, 20 miles away. We're probably the closest ones.

DEAN

What happens if you go in labor during the hunt? Like what if the stress of the hunt gets to you and the baby wants out.

Sam throws his head back in frustration

SAM

Then I won't get stressed.

DEAN

Why is this hunt so important to you anyway?

SAM

Because, this is it for me. This is probably my last hunt. Once this baby comes out I'm done with hunting.

DEAN

So this is like your last hurrah?

SAM

Basically.

Dean sighs in defeat.

DEAN

All right fine, but its my job as your big brother to protect you and my niece or nephew so when I say its gotten dangerous, you wait in the car, do you understand me?

SAM

Yeah I got it.

DEAN

And if you feel the slightest of pain that could be a sign of labor you tell me and we'll get the hell out of doge. Got it?

Sam rolls his eyes.

SAM

Got it.

SCENE 2

Sam and Dean are in Milwaukee, Wisconsin and posing as FBI agents at a jewelry store. The store clerk Frannie comes from the back room, behind the counter.

FRANNIE

So what's it like, being an FBI guy?

DEAN

Well, it's dangerous and the secrets we gotta keep, oh God, the secrets, but mostly its lonely.

FRANNIE

I so know what you mean.

DEAN

Yeah.

The Jewelry Store Manager (JSM) walks over to a heavily pregnant Sam. He's nine months pregnant.

JSM

Helena was our head buyer. She was family, you know? She said it herself, every year at the Christmas party. She said we were the only family she had.

SAM

So there were never any signs that she'd do something like this.

JSM

No, I still can't believe it, even now. That night, Helena came back to the store after closing, cleaned out all of the display cases and the safe. Edgar, our night watchman, he caught her in the act. He didn't know what to do. He'd known her for years. He called me at home.

SAM

And that's when she took his gun?

JSM

She shot him in the face. I heard him die over the phone.

SAM

Any idea what her motive could've been?

JSM

What motive? It makes no sense. Why steal all those diamonds, all that jewelry, then what, just dump it somewhere? Just hide it and go home and-

DEAN

She killed herself?

FRANNIE

Well the cops said she dropped a hairdryer in the bath and fried herself. They should know right?

DEAN

Yeah. Well thanks Frannie. Think that's all I need.

FRANNIE

Really? I mean, because I've got more. You know if you wanted to interview me…sometime in, private?

DEAN

Yeah. Yeah, I think that's a good idea. You're a true patriot, you really are. Why don't you write your number down there for me that'll be good.

SAM

So you never saw the security camera footage yourself then?

JSM

No. the police, they took all the tapes first thing.

Dean is approaching.

DEAN

Of course they did.

Dean waves Frannie's number at Sam.

SCENE 3

Sam and Dean pull up to a house in the Impala.

DEAN

So how are you feeling because you looked kind of tired.

SAM

You try being pregnant. You'll look tired too. Dude I'm fine. Anyway, look at your file this is it.

DEAN

Friggen cops.

Sam

They're just doing their job Dean.

DEAN

No, they're doing our job; only they don't know it, so they suck at it.

They both get are getting out of their car and walk to the house.

Talk to me about his bank.

SAM

Milwaukee National Trust, it was hit about a month ago.

DEAN

Same M.O. as the jewelry store?

SAM

Yep, inside job, long time employee. The never – in – a – million – years type. Dude robs the bank, then goes home and supposedly commits suicide.

DEAN

And this guy Reznick, he was the security guard on duty?

SAM

Yeah, he was actually beaten unconscious by the teller who heisted the place.

DEAN

Oh my God.

SAM

Yeah.

Sam knocks on the front door.

Mr. Reznick? Ronald Reznick?

A bright security light turns on and they shield their eyes.

DEAN

Son of a-

A young man comes in the doorway.

SAM

FBI, Mr. Reznick.

RONALD

Let me see the badge.

Sam and Dean slap their FBI badges against the glass door.

I already gave my statement to the police.

DEAN

Yeah, listen Ronald, just some things about your statement we wanted to get some clarification on.

RONALD

You read it?

DEAN

Sure did.

RONALD

Come to listen to what I gotta say?

DEAN

That's why we're here.

RONALD

Well, come on in.

Ronald opens the door for Sam and Dean and looks at Sam strangely. He then leads them into a narrowed hallway to a cluttered room. The walls covered with alien photos and conspiracy Theory paraphernalia.

None of the cops ever called me back. Not after I told them what was really going on. They all thought I was crazy. First off, Juan Morales never robbed the Milwaukee National Trust okay that I guarantee. See me and Juan were friends. He used to come back to the bank on my night shifts and we'd play cards.

SAM

So you let him into the bank that night, after hours.

RONALD

The thing I let into the bank…wasn't Juan. I mean it had his face, but it wasn't his face. Every detail was perfect but too perfect, you know? Like if a doll maker made it like, if I was talking to a big Juan doll.

SAM

A "Juan Doll?"

RONOLD

Look, this wasn't the only time this happened okay?

Ronald hands Sam a file folder.

And the cops and your guys, I mean, you just wont see it.

Sam opens the file to find newspaper clippings of the jewelry case.

Both crimes were pulled by the same thing.

SAM

And what's that Mr. Reznick?

Ronald holds up a science magazine with a robot on the front and the headline reading: "Birth of a Cybermen"

RONALD

The Chinese been working on them for years and the Russians before that. Part man, part machine. Like the Terminator but the kind that can change itself. Make itself look like other people.

DEAN

Like the one from T-2?

RONALD

Exactly! See, so not just a robot. More of a "mandroid"

SAM

A mandroid?

DEAN

What makes you so sure about this Ronald?

Ronald holds up his finger smiling wildly. He then inserts a VHS tape labeled "M.N.T. Camera 4-Juan" into a player.

RONALD

See I made copies of all the security tapes. I knew once the cops got them they'd be buried. Here now watch.

Ronald pauses the tape on Juan whose eyes are glowing.

You see, he's got the laser eyes. Cops said it was some kind of reflected light. Some kind of "camera flare". Okay? Ain't no damn camera flare. They say I'm a post trauma case. So what? Bank goes and fires me? It don't matter. The mandroid is still out there. The law won't hunt this thing down…I'll do it myself. You see, this thing, it kills the real person. Makes it look like a suicide. Then it, sort of like morphs into that person. Cases the job for a while till it knows the case is fat, then it finds its opening. Now these robberies, they're grouped together. So I figure…the mandroid is holed up in the middle. Underground maybe, I don't know. Maybe that's where it recharges its mandroid batteries.

SAM

Okay.

Sam slowly stands up with his hand on his back.

I want you to listen very carefully. Because I'm about to tell you the Gods honest truth about all of this. There's no such thing as mandroid. There's nothing evil or inhuman going on out there. Its just people. Nothing else, you understand?

RONLALD

The laser eyes-

SAM

Just a camera flare Mr. Reznick. See I know you don't want to believe this but your friend Juan robbed the bank and that's it.

RONALD

Get out my house! Now!

SAM

Sure, first things first.

SCENE 4

Sam and Dean are in their motel room. They are dressed in ordinary clothing. Sam is on his laptop and Dean is tracing the outline of the Milwaukee sewer path.

DEAN

Man, that has got to be the kicker straight up. You tell that poor son of a bitch – what did you say? Remand the tapes that he copied? Classified evidence of an ongoing investigation? That's messed up.

SAM

What are you pissed at me or something?

DEAN

No I just think its creepy how good of a fed you are. I mean come on we could've at least thrown the guy a bone. He did pretty good legwork here.

SAM

Mandroid?

DEAN

Except the mandroid part. I liked him. He's not that different from you and me. Well at least me since your kind of pregnant. People think we're crazy.

SAM

Honestly I just wanted to get out there. It was probably just my hormones at their worst. But he's not a hunter Dean. He's just a guy who stumbled onto something real. If he were to go up against this thing he'd get torn apart. Better stay in the dark and stay alive.

DEAN

Yeah I guess.

Dean places tracing paper over the map and starts marking it with a red pen as Sam pauses the tape on the flaring eyes.

SAM

Shapeshifter. Just like back in St. Louis. Same real retinal reaction to video.

DEAN

Eyes flare at the camera. I hate those fricken things.

SAM

You think I don't?

DEAN

Yeah, well, one didn't turn into you and frame you for murder.

SAM

Well, look, if this shifter's anything like the one we killed in Missouri-

DEAN

Then Ronald's right. All right they like to lair up underground, preferably the sewer. All the robberies have been connected so far right? To the sewer main layout.

SAM

Right.

DEAN

There's one more back lined up on that same sewer main.

SAM

Right so tomorrow night we'll disguise ourselves as security technicians and get a good look at the cameras.

DEAN

Wait what? No way. I'm not letting you go anywhere near that bank.

SAM

You said I couldn't fight, you said nothing about looking at security footage.

DEAN

I don't think you understand the severity of all of this. You are nine month pregnant Sam. Do you get that?

SAM

Yeah I do.

DEAN

Ok good, so that settles it, you're staying here.

SAM

I never said I'd stay here. I'll make a deal with you. I won't leave the security room. I wont be involved in anything but watching the monitors. Please Dean.

Dean sighs.

DEAN

Fine…Again I don't like this. But the MINUETE something goes wrong or you feel something you have to tell me and we'll get you out there.

Sam smiles

SAM

Ok.

SCENE 5

Dean is in the bathroom of the motel and Sam is packing up their things for their hunt. He grabs a gun and puts it in his duffle bag. He turns around to grab some bullets when he feels a pain in the side of his stomach. He grimaces and realizes that his stomach got hard. He tries to rub it to calm it ease the pain. He breathes slowly. Dean walks out of the bathroom.

DEAN

You okay?

Sam turns around.

SAM

What? Yeah I'm fine let's head out.

Sam and Dean are at Milwaukee National Trust Bank. They are now uniformed as technicians and a security guard leads them down the main hall.

GUARD

We haven't had any flags go up on our system yet.

SAM

No, this is a glitch in the overall grid. Just wanna make sure the branch monitors are kosher.

GUARD

Better to be safe than sorry, I guess.

DEAN

That's the plan.

The guard opens the door to an observation room with several screens showing security footage.

GUARD

All righty. You guys need anything else?

SAM

Oh, no, we'll be in and out before you know it. Just a routine check.

GUARD

Okey-dokey

The guard leaves the room.

DEAN

I like him. He says "okey-dokey"

SAM

What if he's the shifter?

DEAN

Well, then we follow him home and put a silver bullet through his chest plate.

They sit down to watch the monitors.

Okay got any popcorn.

SCENE 6

Time goes by and they are still reviewing the screens. The guards eyes are normal.

DEAN

Well, looks like Mr. Okey-Dokey is…okey dokey.

SAM

Maybe we jumped the gun on this, Dean. We don't even know what's here. Maybe we should just go back to the sewers and….and….

Dean zooms in an attractive employee bending over.

SAM

Dean we're supposed to be looking for eyes.

DEAN

I was getting there.

SAM

Oh yeah?

DEAN

Taking care of your pregnant ass has made my sex life incredibly dull so sue me.

SAM

Whatever.

DEAN

Wait a minute.

On another screen a middle-aged man turns toward the camera and his eyes flare.

Hello freak.

SAM

Got him.

Sam heads for the door. Dean still seated grabs his shirt to stop him.

DEAN

Hey! Where do you think you're going?

SAM

Dean we don't have time to talk about this.

DEAN

We'll make time! You said to me you would look at the camera and nothing else! Now get your ass back in here.

Sam sighs and walks back in. He narrows his eyes on the monitor.

SAM

What's that?

Dean turns around to look at the monitor. He see's Ronald breaking into the bank.

DEAN

Hello Ronald. We need to get you out of here.

SCENE 7

Sam and Dean walk down the hallway towards the hall. A few people brush past them, running the other way.

DEAN

And you said it wouldn't get complicated.

SAM

I didn't know this was gonna happen, Dean.

DEAN

Yeah well let me to the talking I don't think he likes you very much Agent Johnson

Ronald is holding a key.

RONALD

Now there's only one way in or out of here, and I chained it up. So nobody's leaving, do you understand?

Dean and Sam enter the main Bank Hall.

DEAN

Hey, buddy. Now why don't you calm down? Just calm down.

RONALD

What the-? You. Get on the floor now.

DEAN

Okay we're doing just that.

Sam and Dean kneel on the floor.

Just don't shoot anybody especially us.

RONALD

I knew it. As soon as you two left. You ain't FBI. Who are you? Who are you working for? the men in Black? You working for the mandroid?

SAM

We're not working for the mandroid!

RONALD

You shut up I aint talking to you, I don't like you!

SAM

Fair enough.

To one of the hostages

RONALD

Get over there, frisk them down, make sure they got no weapons. Go!

A middle aged black man frisks Sam and Dean and finds a knife on Dean.

Now what do we have here?

To Sam

DEAN

I'm not just gonna walk in here naked.

Ronald takes the knife.

RONALD

Get back there.

Ronald drops the knife in a deposit box.

DEAN

No, no, no, no! we know you don't want to hurt anybody but that's exactly what's gonna happen if you keep waving that cannon around. Now why don' you let these people go?

RONALD

No! I already told you…if nobody's gonna stop this thing then I gotta do it myself.

DEAN

Hey we believe you. That's why we're here.

RONALD

You don't believe me. Nobody believes me. How could they?

DEAN

Come here.

RONALD

What? No.

DEAN

You're holding the gun, boss, you're calling the shots I just want to tell you something. Come here.

Ronald approaches cautiously and Dean leans in.

It's the bank manager.

RONALD

What?

DEAN

Why do you think we got these getups? Huh? We've been monitoring the cameras in the back. We saw the bank manger. We saw his eyes.

RONALD

His laser eyes?

DEAN

Yes. No. No! Look we're running out of time okay? We've got to find hum before he changes into something else.

RONALD

Like I'm gonna listen to you, you're a damn liar.

Dean stands cautiously with his hands in the air. Ronald cocks his gun at him

I'll shoot you get down!

Sam touches his stomach as a form of protection.

DEAN

Take me. Take me as a hostage. But we gotta act fast because the longer we just sit here, the more time he has to change. Look at me man. I believe you. You're not crazy. They're really is something inside this bank.

RONALD

All right. You come with me, but everyone else gets inside the vault.

SCENE 8

Ronald rushes everyone into the vault including Sam.

RONALD

Come on move, move! Move. Move.

Talking to Dean.

And you lock it up.

Dean starts to shut the vault door.

DEAN

It's okay everyone. Just stay cool.

Dean looks over at Sam.

You're going to be ok.

Sam nods and Dean shuts the door. A young red head, Sherry, stares at him.

SHERRY

Who is that man?

SAM

He's my brother.

SHERRY

He's so brave.

Sam rolls his eyes and then feels another sharp in his stomach. He realizes that they are contractions. Sam grimaces and once again puts his hand on his stomach and strokes it rhythmically.

SAM

Hurry up Dean.

SCENE 9

15 minuets pass by and Sam has already had 3 contractions. He's trying his best to hide it from the other hostages in the vault but is struggling. Sherry walks over to Sam.

SHERRY

Has your brother always been so…wonderful? I mean staring down that gun. And the way he played right into that psycho's crazy head telling him what he wanted to hear. I mean he's like a real hero or something.

Sam grits his teeth for his going through a contraction.

SAM

Yeah. Yeah.

Dean opens the vault door and Sherry gets very excited.

SHERRY

Oh my god you saved us! You saved us!

DEAN

Actually, I just found a few more. Come on everybody lets go.

Sam stares at him in confusion as several more people, including the guard from earlier file into the vault.

SHERRY

What are you doing?

DEAN

Sam? Look Ronald and I need to talk to you.

Sam leaves the vault and Dean shuts the door. Ronald walks away.

It shed its skin again. We don't know when-It could be in the halls, in the vault.

SAM

Great. You know Dean you are wanted by the police.

DEAN

Yeah.

SAM

So even if we do find this damn thing, how-

Sam bends over in pain

DEAN

Sam? Sammy? What's wrong? Wait was that a-

Still in pain

SAM

Yeah it is.

DEAN

Did this just start?

SAM

Not exactly…I've been feeling them all day.

DEAN

Are you kidding me?! You promised!

SAM

I know and I'm sorry. I didn't think this hunt would take this long.

DEAN

Ok well we gotta get you outta here.

SAM

How? The place is surrounded.

DEAN

We can call an ambulance and get you to the nearest hospital.

SAM

And then what? Get a doctor to deliver a baby from a man? No Dean, I'm not moving.

DEAN

Sam we gotta get you to Bobby's or something because I don't know how to deliver a baby from a woman yet alone you. You're not gonna give birth in a damn bank.

SAM

I don't think we have much of a choice.

Ronald walks over to Sam and Dean.

RONALD

What's going on?

DEAN

We've hit a major speed bump.

RONALD

But what about the shapeshifter?

DEAN

Look the bank is surrounded by police. The monster's not going anywhere.

Sam has another contraction. His knees buckle and Dean catches him. He puts Sam's arm around his neck and leads him to the floor with his back against the Bank Managers desk.

RONALD

What's wrong with him?

DEAN

Ok I don't have to time to ease you into this. That's my brother and he's nine months pregnant and he's in labor and we need to get him out of here fast.

RONALD

But how?

DEAN

It's a long story but word to the wise; don't piss off an already angry witch. Keep an eye on the hostages.

Ronald goes over to vault and holds his gun to the hostages. Dean takes off his jacket and makes it into a pillow and puts it against Sam's head to rest on.

SAM

Thanks.

DEAN

Don't mention it.

Sam smiles but quickly fades when another contraction hits him. Dean kneels down next to him and throws out his hand so he can squeeze.

SAM

You should keep on eye on Ronald.

DEAN

I'm not leaving you.

SAM

I'm clearly not going anywhere Dean.

DEAN

No! I'm done listening to you. Look where every one of your ideas have gotten you. I'm not leaving. Plus Ronald can handle himself.

Ronald runs over to Sam and Dean

RONALD

We have a problem.

Sam looks to Dean

SAM

You were saying?

DEAN

What's wrong?

RONALD

The security guard seems to be having a heart attack.

The phone rings.

DEAN

I'll answer the phone, Ronald you keep an eye on the security guard and Sam hang in there.

Dean walks over to the ringing phone and answers it.

DETECTIVE

Can you tell me how many hostages this guy has taken?

DEAN

Look one of the people could be having heart trouble. You need to send a paramedic.

DECECTIVE

Just stay calm, we'll have you folks out of there-

DEAN

Just send in a paramedic, okay? And don't try anything else. Please.

Dean hangs up the phone and walks over to the hostage.

No worries we've got a paramedic coming for you.

GUARD

Thank you sir.

Dean walks away and to himself.

DEAN

I just wish one was coming for us.

SCENE 10

Dean walks the Guard to the paramedics and locks the bank up again. Ronald is still looking after the hostages and Sam is still on the floor clutching his stomach in pain. Dean walks over to him and takes a knee.

DEAN

How far apart are your contractions?

SAM

Not far enough. Did you get the guard out okay?

DEAN

Yeah but I think some cameras out there got my mug.

SAM

Oh that's just great. What do we do?

DEAN

And here I thought you had all the answers.

Sam chuckles.

SAM

Smart-ass.

DEAN

We could try to sneak in Bobby but that would be too risky.

SAM

He's too far away anyway. The way I look at it we have two options. Either get me to a hospital or someone in this bank is going to have to deliver this baby.

DEAN

And we still have a shifter to worry about. Dammit.

Sam leans forward and grabs Dean's hand.

SAM

Arghhhh! Holy crap.

DEAN

It's ok I'm here Sammy.

Sam starts breathing heavily.

Slow breathes okay? In through your nose and out through your mouth.

Dean demonstrates and Sam copies him.

Good.

The contraction ends.

I'll be right back.

Dean gets up and walks over to the hostages.

Ok we're having a medical emergency here. Does anybody know how to deliver a baby?

One of the young adult female hostages raises her hand.

What's your name?

RACHEL

Rachel. I was my sister's midwife when she was pregnant.

DEAN

Great you'll do fine.

RACHEL

But if someone's in labor shouldn't we just call another paramedic for her?

DEAN

We can't really do that.

Dean grabs her hand and walks over to where Sam is.

RACHEL

Um, what is this?

DEAN

This is your new patient. But just for precautions…

Dean takes out the silver letter opener and cuts her arm with it and doesn't have a reaction.

RACHEL

OW! What the hell!

DEAN

Sorry I just had to make sure.

RACHEL

Make sure of what? That I bleed?

DEAN

It's a long story.

RACHEL

Yeah well start with him. What's his problem?

DEAN

He's pregnant and he's in labor. I don't have time with the whole "how did this happen" speech. It happened and now we need you to deliver the baby. Can you do this?

RACHEL

But where is the baby coming out?

DEAN

From what I understand down…there. Certain body parts were replaced if you catch my drift.

RACHEL

I see.

Dean kneels next to Sam.

DEAN

I'm gonna find the shifter.

SAM

Wait you said you weren't leaving me.

DEAN

I know but if I'm going to protect you and this baby I have to find this son of a bitch and kill it. I'll be back. Try to hold it in until I return ok?

SAM

No promises.

Dean pats Sam's shoulder and signals Ronald to come with him.

SCENE 11

Sam's contractions have speed up and are now 3 minutes apart. He barley has anytime to recover once one contraction has ended. Rachel is coaching Sam through his contractions.

RACHEL

That's it you're doing really good. You're a natural.

Sam scoffs

SAM

Yeah right. But thank you.

RACHEL

I can't believe I'm coaching a man through childbirth.

SAM

You and me both.

RACHEL

So I gotta ask, how did you get into this mess?

SAM

Me and my brother we're trying to kill a witch who was killing men. I slipped up, got myself exposed and before I knew it, I was puking my guts out every morning.

RACHEL

So you're okay with this?

SAM

I wasn't at first but now-

Sam gets a contraction. He grits his teeth.

I fricken hate this kid!

Rachel smiles. She puts her hand on his back and rubs circles around it.

RACHEL

Ok you know the drill.

They hear a gunshot. Sam lifts his head up.

SAM

DEAN!

Dean yells out.

DEAN

I'm fine Sam. Ronald on the other hand didn't make it.

SAM

Ronald, you stupid son of a bitch.

Sam grits his teeth and leans forward.

Arrghh! Nghhh! God!

RACHEL

I know it hurts Sam.

SAM

No. No. No. It's coming.

RACHEL

Yes I'm aware.

SAM

No like now!

RACHEL

Like now? Now?

Sam nods his head. Rachel acts fast and takes off Sam's pants and throws his jacket over his legs.

Yeah you are moving along very nicely. On your next contraction you're going to push.

SAM

Wait not without Dean.

Sam feels a contraction coming on.

Oh God!

Sam leans forward.

RACHEL

Push Sam. That's it.

Sam pushes and lets out a low growl.

SAM

DEAN!

Dean hears Sam and runs over to a pained Sam.

DEAN

Hey what's wrong?

SAM

I'm having a freaking baby!

DEAN

Other than that!

RACHEL

Sam is less then 10 cm dilated.

DEAN

English please!

RACHEL

The baby is coming right now.

DEAN

What? What do I do?

SAM

Come here.

Sam gestures for him to sit down next to him.

I need you to be my brother and be here for me.

Dean kneels next to him and grabs his hand.

DEAN

Ok. I'm here.

RACHEL

Sam, when you have the urge to push just go for it, don't fight it.

Sam nods his head and breathes heavily. He then continues pushing. He squeezes Dean's hand in the process. When the contraction ends his back flops back against the desk. Sweat pours down his face. Sam is beyond exhausted. Then they hear the phone ring.

SAM

Are you gonna answer it?

DEAN

I have to. If I don't they'll come bursting in. Keep pushing.

Dean leaves Sam's side and walks over to the phone to answer it.

SAM

Oh my God I can't take this anymore.

RACHEL

You're doing really well, Sam.

Rachel rubs his leg for assurance.

The baby should be out pretty soon.

SAM

How soon is soon?

Dean walks over.

DEAN

Yeah how much more time we got?

RACHEL

Within the hour.

DEAN

Well we're on sort of a time crunch. That was Agent Henrikson on the phone. He knows all about us and our criminal record. Apparently we've been part of his little project. He wants our heads and says he'll be coming in guns blazing in an hour.

SAM

What we do?

DEAN

Pray that this kid comes out within the hour.

SCENE 12

A half hour has gone by and Sam is still pushing.

RACHEL

I can see the head Sam. A few more pushes.

SAM

Thank God.

DEAN

And just in time.

Sam starts breathing heavy, gearing up for the next contraction. Dean is kneeling next to him gripping his hand. The contraction rips through him. Sam leans forward and starts to push. Letting out a loud moan while gritting his teeth.

SAM

Mhmmm it burns!

DEAN

You're okay Sam.

RACHEL

I got the head and here comes the shoulders.

Rachel grabs her jacket and lets the baby slip into. She gets a pair of scissors and cuts the umbilical cord. The baby starts crying.

Say hello to your new baby boy.

She lays the baby over Sam's chest. Dean laughter turns into a soft cry.

DEAN

I can't believe it.

Dean looks at Sam.

You did so good Sam.

Dean looks at the baby with a smile.

Hi Robert.

Sam looks over to Dean and smiles, but his smiles quickly fades into a frown then a grimace.

SAM

I'm having another contraction.

Dean grabs the baby off Sam's chest.

DEAN

What? Why?

RACHEL

Oh my God. You're crowning again.

SAM

Twins?!

DEAN

Holy crap. I didn't see this coming.

SAM

How much time do we got?

DEAN

Forget about the time Sam. Just focus on getting this second baby out.

SAM

What if they come-

DEAN

I'll handle it.

Dean looks at his watch they the FBI will be bargaining in less than 10 minutes.

SCENE 13

5 minutes go by which leaves 5 remaining.

RACHEL

Okay I can see the head. Like two more pushes and you'll be done. How are we on time?

DEAN

Less than 5 minutes.

SAM

Dean I don't think I can.

DEAN

Don't worry about it Sammy. Keep going. You're going to be fine.

SAM

Not if they burst in here and see a pregnant guy giving birth.

Sam gets a contraction.

Nghhh. Mhmhmm,

RACHEL

Big push. We might be able to get the baby out on this push alone.

Sam pushes letting out a very loud scream. His scream is accompanied by his new baby girl's scream.

You did it! She's out.

SAM

That's it right? There's no more?

Rachel chuckles.

RACHEL

Not that I can see.

Rachel cleans the baby and puts it on Sam's chest. Dean smiles at Sam.

DEAN

Congratulations Sam.

SAM

Thanks Dean.

RACHEL

I don't mean to cut out this family moment but didn't you say the FBI should be busting in here soon.

SAM

Yeah and what about the shapeshifter.

Dean hands Rachel the baby girl.

Where are you going?

DEAN

I have a funny feeling I know where the shapeshifter is. Rachel you need to get Sam in the broom closet and be as quiet as you can. Then once you get him in there take the babies and head back to the vault.

SAM

Wait what?

DEAN

Once the FBI escorts you and the kids out go in the car garage. On the second level there's a 67 Chevy Impala. We'll meet you there.

SAM

Dean those are my kids. I've barely had them for five minutes.

DEAN

Hey this is what we're doing! Go now!

Rachel helps Sam up and get's his clothes back on. Dean goes in the opposite direction holding a silver knife.

Rachel gets Sam to the broom closet. Sam is holding his baby boy and Rachel is holding his baby girl.

RACHEL

Ok give me your son.

Sam hesitates.

You can trust me, Sam.

Sam hands over his son.

Thank you. You'll see them soon. I promise.

Rachel leaves the closet and heads towards the vault.

SCENE 14

Time passes and Sam made a seat out of mop bucket. He's biting his nails and trying to ignore how sore his body is after giving birth to twins. He then hears screams and what it seems like fighting jargon go on in front of the door. He holds his breath as the door opens to broom closet. Sam is relieved to see Dean, wearing a SWAT uniform, open the door dragging a SWAT member by his arms into the closet next to Sam. Dean closes the closet door.

SAM

What do you think you're doing?

DEAN

Hurry we don't have much time, put on his clothesso we can get out of here.

SAM

Are you out of your mind?

DEAN

Quite possibly.

Sam undresses the knocked out man and starts to put on his uniform.

SAM

Did you kill the shapeshifter?

DEAN

Yeah, it was Sheryl.

SAM

Really? Nice catch.

DEAN

That's why I'm the better hunter.

SAM

Yeah you wish.

Sam puts his new shirt on.

So what's your intelligent plan on getting us out of here?

DEAN

Well with these getups we can walk out the front door. No one will ever question us. You ready?

SAM

Yeah lets go.

Like Dean predicted, Sam and Dean ran past the other SWAT agents with ease and walked out the front door. Once Sam was no longer in eye line of the SWAT team or news media he collapsed with exhaustion. Running around after giving birth to twins is no easy task.

DEAN

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Are you okay.

Sam rips off his SWAT helmet.

SAM

I just need to rest. Just get me to the car.

Dean puts Sam's arm around Dean's neck and guides him the rest of the way to the garage where their car was. Rachel is waiting there with twins in her hands. When she see's them coming toward her she becomes concerned when she notices Sam's pained face. She walks towards them.

RACHEL

Is he okay?

DEAN

Yeah just open the back door.

Rachel opens the back seat door and lets Dean glide Sam into the seat. Sam throws his head back in relief and sighs.

SAM

Finally.

RACHEL

Here I think you might want these.

Rachel hands over his babies and Sam holds them close to him. Sam looks up to Rachel.

SAM

Thank you, seriously, for everything. If there's anyway we can repay you.

RACHEL

I want visitation rights to those kids.

Sam smiles.

SAM

Of course, but I was thinking about naming our girl after you.

RACHEL

Oh no that'd be way too much.

SAM

Without you, they would've never been born.

Dean gets in the driver seat.

You really worked a miracle for us.

RACHEL

Ok then, I'd be honored! Robert and Rachel, it has a nice ring to it.

DEAN

I don't mean to end this great moment but we gotta get out of here fast.

RACHEL

Right. Stay safe.

DEAN

You too.

Rachel leans in and kisses Sam on the lips.

RACHEL

Bye Sam.

Rachel walks away from the car. Sam smiles at the kiss.

DEAN

Hey dude.

SAM

Yeah?

DEAN

We're totally screwed.

SAM

Oh yeah.