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10 Ways Death Note could have gone horribly wrong… or horribly right.

#1: Light chokes on a potato chip

Light: I'll take a potato chip… AND EAT IT!

*Shoves chip in mouth*

Light: Mwahahahaha! *chokegagcough*

#2: Corny movie jokes are made

L: What's that?

Light: My Preeeeeeciooouusssssss *strokes Death Note*

L: Okay.

#3: Matsuda dies

Matsuda: I'm going to jump off this building now because I'm pretending to be drunk to escape these thugs! Be sure to catch me with that mattress!

*jumps off building*

Aizawa: What did he say?

#4: L slips up

L: *turns to Light* I am Lawliet

Light: Who?

L: Darn, I meant to say L!

Light: Pfft… What kind of name is Lawliet? *writes it in Death Note*

L: *dies*

#5: Matt gets more than 10 scenes

Matt: Mello look at me I'm alive for an extra scene!

*is shot*

Mello: Okay, Matt! Don't worry, I die soon too!

*dies*

#6: Mikami is sane for once

Light: Ouch, I have been shot numerous times!

Mikami: Oh my God, I should definitely not stab myself with this pen!

*throws pen at Matsuda*

#7: Mello goes nuts

Mello: CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!!

Near: I win. I lost my sanity way before him.

#8: Ryuk is neglectful

Ryuk: Hmm… what language should I write the instructions for the Death Note in? I know! *scribbles and then drops notebook in human world*

Light: *picks up notebook* What's this? Huh… there's writing.Askaribfafioas fasfohanf… what is this? It looks like someone just wrote random letters down! *throws notebook away*

Ryuk: Darn.

#9: People actually begin to care about the minor characters

Raye Penbur: Does anyone remember me? Anyone at all?

Random Person: You're the one… on the subway… I think.

Raye: Arg! C'mon, do you at least remember my fiancee?

Random Person: That one lady… who… yeah.

Raye: Arg!

Random Person: What are you, a pirate?

#10: Misa gets a brain

Misa: Huh?

Light: Huh?

L: Huh?

Mello, Matt, Near: Huh?

SPK/Task Force: Huh?

Random Person: Huh?

Leprechaun: Huh?

Mikami: GOD?

Narrator: Who am I kidding, that could never happen.