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10 Ways Death Note could have gone horribly wrong… or horribly right.
#1: Light chokes on a potato chip
Light: I'll take a potato chip… AND EAT IT!
*Shoves chip in mouth*
Light: Mwahahahaha! *chokegagcough*
#2: Corny movie jokes are made
L: What's that?
Light: My Preeeeeeciooouusssssss *strokes Death Note*
L: Okay.
#3: Matsuda dies
Matsuda: I'm going to jump off this building now because I'm pretending to be drunk to escape these thugs! Be sure to catch me with that mattress!
*jumps off building*
Aizawa: What did he say?
#4: L slips up
L: *turns to Light* I am Lawliet
Light: Who?
L: Darn, I meant to say L!
Light: Pfft… What kind of name is Lawliet? *writes it in Death Note*
L: *dies*
#5: Matt gets more than 10 scenes
Matt: Mello look at me I'm alive for an extra scene!
*is shot*
Mello: Okay, Matt! Don't worry, I die soon too!
*dies*
#6: Mikami is sane for once
Light: Ouch, I have been shot numerous times!
Mikami: Oh my God, I should definitely not stab myself with this pen!
*throws pen at Matsuda*
#7: Mello goes nuts
Mello: CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!!
Near: I win. I lost my sanity way before him.
#8: Ryuk is neglectful
Ryuk: Hmm… what language should I write the instructions for the Death Note in? I know! *scribbles and then drops notebook in human world*
Light: *picks up notebook* What's this? Huh… there's writing.Askaribfafioas fasfohanf… what is this? It looks like someone just wrote random letters down! *throws notebook away*
Ryuk: Darn.
#9: People actually begin to care about the minor characters
Raye Penbur: Does anyone remember me? Anyone at all?
Random Person: You're the one… on the subway… I think.
Raye: Arg! C'mon, do you at least remember my fiancee?
Random Person: That one lady… who… yeah.
Raye: Arg!
Random Person: What are you, a pirate?
#10: Misa gets a brain
Misa: Huh?
Light: Huh?
L: Huh?
Mello, Matt, Near: Huh?
SPK/Task Force: Huh?
Random Person: Huh?
Leprechaun: Huh?
Mikami: GOD?
Narrator: Who am I kidding, that could never happen.
