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Letter from the Fifth Hokage
Pack your bags! You're going off on a mission!
Starting next week you and a group of others are off to Hogwarts.
Hogwarts is a school of witchcraft and wizardry in somewhere is Scotland. That's in Europe.
Scotland, Europe is in another world! Are you excited yet? You should be.
Your companions will include Team 7, Team 8, Team 10, Team Guy, and the Sand Siblings.
Go meet me tomorrow with your packed bags and don't expect to be back for at least a year.
You'd better come because if you don't you'll have to pay the school back since I've already spent all the payment gambling.
-Tsunade
All over Konoha and somewhere in Sunagakure, 13 voices yelled out, "What is this!?" This was followed by another voice, "I CAN TELL BY YOUR YOUTHFUL SHOUTS THAT YOUR YOUTH IS FLARING THIS WONDEROUS MORNING!" Even more shouts were heard that morning, most involving telling Lee to shut up and how they were going to destroy Tsunade.
Elsewhere in Konoha, Tsunade stood on her desk and attempted to fend herself from the sand reaching for her throat. She laughed evily and said cheerfully, "I love the sounds of disorder in the morning!
"…and then we'll chop her hand off and then we"
"Hey guys!" Naruto screamed as he ran eagerly to his friends. "What'cha doin'?"
"We're devising some plans to kill our current Hokage." Kiba said.
"Oh. Are you done packing yet?"
"Yeah," everyone else said.
"What do you guys know about this "Hogwarts" place?" Sakura asked.
"Nothing," everyone else muttered.
"She isn't serious about this whole from a different world is she?" Sakura said.
"We never know with her." Shikumaru said.
"Well, whatever. We'll see tomorrow. Right guys?" Naruto said. As everyone departed Naruto was left standing there repeating. "Guys? Guys? Guys?" over and over again.
The Next Day…
Everyone stood in Tsunade's room waiting for an explanation for all of this madness. Tsunade was being held up against a wall by a hand of sand. Everyone, except Gaara who was threatening her with sand, was threatening the Fifth Hokage with every weapon available.
"Hahaha!" Tsunade laughed as she tried to explain. "Well, you see there was this old guy wearing a dress covered in stars. He told me he needed a team of elite ninjas to guard his school and this boy named Harry Potter. This Harry Potter boy has a scar on his forehead and that's why he's so important! He paid us a ton of money."
"That is the stupidest lie I have ever heard." Sasuke said. Everyone could almost feel the coldness of his words. "An old guy wearing a dress? A guy wearing a dress owning a school? Any guy wearing a dress sounds like a hobo. How could he possibly own a school? Even more, Harry Potter? What a stupid name. Potter? Who has a last name Potter?"
"It's the truth!" Tsunade insisted. "Anyway, it's too late. I already took their money and your transportation is on the way! Look! There it is! Mokona!"
A strange white creature came bouncing up. "Mokona is here! Mokona will transport you to Hogwarts. Mokona has already received payment from old man in dress."
"Whoa!" Naruto exclaimed as he attempted to jump out of the way as Mokona came bounding up.
"What the hell? What's this giant manju-bun creature?" Sasuke said. "The old man's real?"
"Mokona saw old man! Too late to explain! Time to go!" Mokona said. Secret Skill Number 5: Transporting Between Worlds! Mokona sucked all of the ninjas in and somehow transported them to Hogwarts. As the ninja left they could swear they heard someone shouting "Mokona! Where did you go! We need to find Sakura-hime's feathers!"
Everyone else turned to the pink haired Sakura. "I don't know who that was! I don't have feathers!"
They all landed in a bedroom that was in the Leaky Cauldron though the ninjas didn't know that at that time. When they finally untangled themselves from each other they turned towards someone they sensed standing next to them. It was an old man wearing a dress covered in stars.
"Hello ninjas from the Land of Fire and Wind! I am Professor Albus Dumbledore of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry." Dumbledore smiled and his eyes twinkled. Wait, they didn't just twinkle they blazed. Everyone looking at him was immediately blinded and fell over clutching their eyes and screaming in agony. Everyone except Shino because of his mega-sunglasses, Shino merely stood there and wondered why everyone else was convulsing on the floor.
