b alternate version of the twilight wedding spoof

*NOTE:THE BEGINING IS THE SAME AND IS SUPOSED TO BE THE SAME AS THE ORIGANAL TWILIGHT WEDDING SPOOF I MADE*

*the day of edward and bella`s wedding in bella`s dressing room thing*

Edward: bella...there`s...something i need to tell you...

Bella: edward todays our wedding day theres no time for ur vampire moodyness its a time to celabrate.

*bella goes to the mirror and tries to deside between two vals*

edward: bella...this is kind of important.

bella: ok, what is it?

edward: um...bella...i`m...

alice: edward, bella its time! its time! its time! its time!

bella: time for what?

alice: the wedding silly

edward: we`ll be a second alice i was just have to telling bella something kinda imporant.

alice: there`s no time for ur moddyness edward you guys have to be walking down that asli in less than ten secs.

edward: but i...

alice: shhhh*as she pushes then out the door*

*they begin to walk down the asile as the wedding music plays*

jacob: *in the aduses* y the fuck did i come here? oh yeah because i`m stupid thats y.

billy black: jacob shut up bella and edward are coming down the alise.

jacob: and i care why?

*bella and edward are walking down*

bella: i love you edward!

edward;*says really fast*i love you 2 *then chages the subject*how come jacob isnt shirtless today?

*pauses*

bella: its a wedding why would he come shirtless?

edward: because he`s sexy

bella: edward are you feeling ok?

*they finally get the stage alter thing*

preist:*the preist waves his hands to get the peoples attenion* dearly belove it we are gathered here today to join this women and this man in holy macanony...

edward: um i have something i would like to say

preist: ok go for it

*preist gives the mic to edward*

edward: yes, bella...*turns to bella* there is something i must confess to you right here and now, bella...i`m...gay.

*everyone in the adusins gasps*

*jacob laughs extermly loud*

bella: your what!

edward: i`m gay

preist: oh good lord man say its not true!

edward: its true, and i have a gay crush too

Bella: edward how could you play with my heart like this?

edward:i`m sorry bella but i was in love with you...once..but then i saw ur native american wolf friend shirtless and i was turn on.

*bella gasps then slaps edward than walks out of the church angrly*

*edward walks up to jacob and trys to grab his hand*

jacob: dont touch me

edward; can i touch ur abs

jacob: no

edward: fair enough. but jacob i want u to be my gay lover.

jacob: yeah i`m not gay

*seth jumps out of his seat*

seth: i`m gay

jacob: no one was talking to u seth!

leah; do you even know what gay means?

seth: it means you like cookies?

leah: no it means you like men

seth: oh i defitally like men

*leah slaps her forhead*

seth: i like jacob.

jacob: y dose everyone like me?

*edward is down on one knee*

edward: jacob, would you please marry me?

jacob: no i would never marry a bloodsucker a specially a bloodsucker whos a dude.

edward: but i`m rich if you married me you would get my money.

jacob: i dont need your money where doing fine on our own.

billy black: wait...wait...wait just a second there jacob maybe you should marry the...edward, i mean we havent been doing so well finacally.

jacob; u have got to be kidding me? you want me to be gay and marry the enime just so we can have more money in the family. has everyone gone insane!

*bella re-enters the church singing please dont leave me way off pitch and seeming as if she where drunk*

jacob: yep yep everyones gone insane.

*bella runs up to the camera*

bella: *sing* pleeeeeeeeez dont leave me!

THE

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