b alternate version of the twilight wedding spoof
*NOTE:THE BEGINING IS THE SAME AND IS SUPOSED TO BE THE SAME AS THE ORIGANAL TWILIGHT WEDDING SPOOF I MADE*
*the day of edward and bella`s wedding in bella`s dressing room thing*
Edward: bella...there`s...something i need to tell you...
Bella: edward todays our wedding day theres no time for ur vampire moodyness its a time to celabrate.
*bella goes to the mirror and tries to deside between two vals*
edward: bella...this is kind of important.
bella: ok, what is it?
edward: um...bella...i`m...
alice: edward, bella its time! its time! its time! its time!
bella: time for what?
alice: the wedding silly
edward: we`ll be a second alice i was just have to telling bella something kinda imporant.
alice: there`s no time for ur moddyness edward you guys have to be walking down that asli in less than ten secs.
edward: but i...
alice: shhhh*as she pushes then out the door*
*they begin to walk down the asile as the wedding music plays*
jacob: *in the aduses* y the fuck did i come here? oh yeah because i`m stupid thats y.
billy black: jacob shut up bella and edward are coming down the alise.
jacob: and i care why?
*bella and edward are walking down*
bella: i love you edward!
edward;*says really fast*i love you 2 *then chages the subject*how come jacob isnt shirtless today?
*pauses*
bella: its a wedding why would he come shirtless?
edward: because he`s sexy
bella: edward are you feeling ok?
*they finally get the stage alter thing*
preist:*the preist waves his hands to get the peoples attenion* dearly belove it we are gathered here today to join this women and this man in holy macanony...
edward: um i have something i would like to say
preist: ok go for it
*preist gives the mic to edward*
edward: yes, bella...*turns to bella* there is something i must confess to you right here and now, bella...i`m...gay.
*everyone in the adusins gasps*
*jacob laughs extermly loud*
bella: your what!
edward: i`m gay
preist: oh good lord man say its not true!
edward: its true, and i have a gay crush too
Bella: edward how could you play with my heart like this?
edward:i`m sorry bella but i was in love with you...once..but then i saw ur native american wolf friend shirtless and i was turn on.
*bella gasps then slaps edward than walks out of the church angrly*
*edward walks up to jacob and trys to grab his hand*
jacob: dont touch me
edward; can i touch ur abs
jacob: no
edward: fair enough. but jacob i want u to be my gay lover.
jacob: yeah i`m not gay
*seth jumps out of his seat*
seth: i`m gay
jacob: no one was talking to u seth!
leah; do you even know what gay means?
seth: it means you like cookies?
leah: no it means you like men
seth: oh i defitally like men
*leah slaps her forhead*
seth: i like jacob.
jacob: y dose everyone like me?
*edward is down on one knee*
edward: jacob, would you please marry me?
jacob: no i would never marry a bloodsucker a specially a bloodsucker whos a dude.
edward: but i`m rich if you married me you would get my money.
jacob: i dont need your money where doing fine on our own.
billy black: wait...wait...wait just a second there jacob maybe you should marry the...edward, i mean we havent been doing so well finacally.
jacob; u have got to be kidding me? you want me to be gay and marry the enime just so we can have more money in the family. has everyone gone insane!
*bella re-enters the church singing please dont leave me way off pitch and seeming as if she where drunk*
jacob: yep yep everyones gone insane.
*bella runs up to the camera*
bella: *sing* pleeeeeeeeez dont leave me!
THE
END
