Disclaimer: And the top five answers of what I don't own are: 5) A boat. 4). A home that is immune from powercuts. 3) A copy of Saving The World And Other Extreme Sports. 2) A 'get out of school free' card. 1) A TV program.
Reason One: He never changed Rule 23
"No," Abby protested, firmly holding her ground.
"You agreed last night!" Tony whined in response.
"I was on a caffeine high!"
"You're always on a caffeine high!"
"If you're so eager to try it, you do it."
"No way – you're his favourite, he'll forgive you."
"Fine."
McGee looked up hopefully at this potential end to the argument – Abby wasn't stupid – she wanted to do it, but wanted people to testify that Tony bullied her into it. Glancing around, Abby took a swig of the coffee on Gibbs' desk, popped off the cap and poured in some of her CafPow!. She set the coffee down, and got Tony to hold her drink. At this moment, Gibbs entered the bullpen. He gulped his coffee, and spat it violently back out. Tony, realising how this looked, quickly put down the CafPow! in his hands.
"Abby did it, boss."
"DiNozzo, what's Rule 1?"
"Never screw over your partner . . . though technically she – "
"Abs, what's Rule 23?"
"Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live," she recited dutifully. "Sorry Gibbs."
He inwardly smiled at the rule – one of his favourites. Even after about a decade and a half out of the Corps, he hadn't changed the wording. And he never would.
Little review for my little drabbley-thing?
