It is summer time, and day. The South Park pool was open and it was quiet and hot.
Suddenly, Johnny B. Goode starts playing in the background and Kids stampede to the pool. As they did, Butters Stotch was having trouble getting in to pool, the 6th graders were sitting on each other's shoulders to fight each other and see who can stand the longest, Stan and Wendy were just splashing each other and Cartman was floating in the pool by himself since he was buoyant enough to do it, he rearranged himself to be upwards in the pool.
"Heeey! The water's warm in here!" he said, he saw kindergartners swimming past him
"Aw dude Lame!" he said in embarrassment and disgust.
The Boys went to the store, Cartman felt embarrassed from the pool.
"Uhh! That was the worst pool party I have ever had!" Cartman complained
"Hey, someone's hair's on the floor!" Stan pointed out, picking up a hair from the floor behind Kyle
"Hey, that's my hair!" Kyle said
"It is?" Stan asked, Kyle took off his hat and saw that his hair was messed up, or to be precise, there were hairs sticking out of his Jew fro… and one fell out
"Oh god!" Kyle exclaimed
"Sweet!" Cartman said taking a photo of the single hair
"You guys… You think I'm becoming bald?"
"What? No! That's bullshit! You've got the most hair in school! Well, for a guy" Stan reassured, Kyle put his hat back on
"Hey, want me to nonassure you?" Cartman asked
"No!" Kyle said automatically
"Too bad!" Cartman said, he pulled Kyle's top up to reveal his belly, which flopped over his tracksuit pants.
"Heheha! Kyle's getting fat!" Cartman mocked. Kyle punched Cartman's belly, only for Cartman to barely flinch.
"Nice try Kyle, but that's like the opposite of my weak spot!" Cartman pointed, Kyle punched him in the face, getting a reaction out Cartman
"Ow ow ow! Okay that hurt!" Cartman exclaimed, Kyle pulled his shirt back down.
"Nobody is going to make me feel old! I'm only ten and just because I've lost hair and I've gained a few pounds does not mean that I'm like, losing myself and will gradually die" Kyle exclaimed
"Ahh relax Jew fish! At least you still have your ass!" Cartman reassured
"Oh no! My ass!" Kyle ran home
