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-DRAGON AND FAMILIAR-
*CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!*
My name is Hyoudou Issei... a second year high school nobody that manages to drag on his life. A no one with no special characteristics or any notable skills... someone who li-
"Issei, you're here again." A girl says to me. Turning to her I recognize her modified miko garb and giant red hairbow. "Don't you have other things to do than go here." She says to me, a frown marring her face.
"Eh? Eh? I'm not welcome anymore?" I ask, a panicked expression on my face.
"Yes you are ze~. Reimu is just upset that you weren't able to get her tea." Another girl says to me. This one wearing a black witch's garb complete with pointy hat and broom. "Is that my cookies. Thanks again ze~" "Hmph." While one girl is glad, that other is annoyed.
"I'm sorry Reimu. I swear I'll get your tea when I get here from school tomorrow. I promise!" I tell her, while going down on my knees and clasping my hands together.
"Alright." Forgiven I stand up and still her frowning. "But if you don't get it you'll be sorry!" She threatened. And considering she is I believe her...
Ah... I lied? Yeah maybe I did. I am someone special. But only by the chance of luck.
You see it all started when the game Touhou Pocket Wars came about. It was a collectible card and figure game from a popular danmaku series Touhou. At that time during the time I got my first few figures, played some matches and went up in battle rank I witnessed something strange and fascinating. On my way back home I saw two figures, one regal woman with multiple tails and small cute cat girl fussing about: Ran and Chen. At that moment I was shocked. Two persons of fictional origin was before me and discussing an anomaly in the Hakurei barrier... and considering the 'gap' in sight of them I believe them.
Then they turned on me.
It was not surprising of course. As their activities needed to be kept secret. But to my shock as I got trapped by them my figures... the figures of the characters from the same world came alive and turned real before my eyes, turning into the characters they represented and eventually beating Ran and Chen back. After that was my stupid curiosity pulling me into the gap and into the fantastic world of Gensokyo and a grand adventure...
Months has passed since then, I had free reign to go back whenever I pleased... As I said goodbye to return home I wondered what the next day would bring.
*CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!*
"I give! I give! Stop hitting me!" The kendo club members finally let up and stopped. Each one having angry frowns.
"Hyoudou! I thought you reformed but we find you going back to your lecherous ways!" The captain angrily shouted at me, pointing her bokken menacingly. I used to be a pervert... a very lecherous pervert. But ever since my adventure in Gensokyo and getting... educated by certain individuals...
("Satori-chan I'm sorry but how ca- UGGGHH!" "I swear I'm not perving miss Eirin! I swe- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT LARGE SYRINGE!" "I promise not to peep." "Again." "I promise not to peep." "Again." "Lady Byaku-ARRGGHHH!" "What are you doing in my fields Issei hmmmm?" "Nothing! I swear Yuuka! Nothing! I wasn't peeping as y-HGWEHGNWEGNBERBBNDNMVNS!")
"*shudder* *shudder* No more..." I whimper as horrible, horrible memories flood into my mind as my punishment for being lecherous... Honestly I'm still a pervert but hell if I do some thing that would get me in these kinds of situations.
"You're shuddering... like they said you would. So you are telling the truth." "I told you! My two idiot buddies tricked me into coming in the storage area when you caught them!" "Alright. Alright. We're sorry Hyoudou. Kaori-chan, Minazuki-chan please escort Hyoudou to the infirmary. Hyoudou think of this as our apology." "Accepted. Now can you please pick me up. I can't feel my arms..."
Honestly I wonder why I'm still friends with Matsuda and Motohama... Then again despite them throwing me to the lions they were my friends for a long time. It's probably the fact they're still angry at me at mending my ways... or hiding my perverse tendencies. Can't help it though.
"Hmmm? Who's that." "You don't know Hyoudou? For a guy who still hang out with those low lives you aren't familiar with Rias-sama." "Rias-sama?" "Yeah Hyoudou. She's one of the four ladies of Kuoh! She's such so elegant and beautiful it's hard not to idolize her." "I see... so why is she looking at this way." The girls scream as they callously dropped me. "Oh kami! She is!" "This is the best day of my life." "This is the worst day of my life."
*CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!*
"Poor you ze~. Still you got Reimu's tea and got a cute girl to confess to you." Marisa said, nudging her elbow all the while. Reimu just nodded in her seat, nodding at agreement while she enjoyed the tea I bought her.
"True. But it's kinda suspicious you know. I mean I even asked the faculty and they admit that they only realized that... Yuuma girl is enrolled at our school. Could it be she's some youkai and felt the power of the meteor from my figures?" I asked, paranoid. Honestly being in Gensokyo for a long time has increased my paranoia. It's quite helpful too as it enables me to evade my buddies when they set me up for something. Fat lot it did me at the incident this morning.
"That maybe true Issei. But the outside world is not Gensokyo. Treat as it is, but if you are truly certain that she will do no good then carry our familiars with you." "Reimu is right Issei. Just go with the flow this time." "Alright guys. Wish me luck tomorrow."
*CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!*
The next day.
"Will you die for me?" "Well sh-" I run as a spear of light stabs the concrete to my life.
"Well well, you do have some brains after all. Not that it would do you good. You will die all thanks to the Sacred Gear god left for you." She said as she hurled spear after spear at me. What in makai was she saying! Still I ran far enough into the trees that no one will notice what would happen. "Oh? I take that back. You just led me a nice place to kill you."
"Says you." I tell her as she fell down as red ball of light smashes to her side and a sudden gust of wind picks her up and smashes her into a nearby tree. Emerging from two other directions were the figure of Mizuhashi Parsee and Shimeimaru Aya. Well they were actually my figure familiars.
"What who are you?!" 'Yuuma' demanded, unfortunately my familiars never talk. The only response she got were more attacks. Heck she herself shut up and tried to attack me again but fortunately she was outgunned and in a few minutes flew away. But before that: "I'll get you for this humiliation. And as for you, you will die! Mark my words." She threatened as she flew off. I wiped sweat off my brow and sat down as my two familiars vanished into pillars of light and returned to their figurine forms.
"I gotta get back to the others and tell them about this!" I said to myself as I grabbed my two precious figures. Unknown to me someone did see what transpired in that clearing... A small silver haired first year who was shocked by what she just witnessed...
*CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!*
