The TV started to make some sexy music, kinda like what you hear at a store that sold mattresses, and all the sudden, an announcer with a thick Hungarian accent began to start the commentary for the show.

"We're here live in the beautiful motherfucking Indigo Plateau and we are having the most spectacular match that I have seen in four minutes! This match will decide which nigga will advance through the preliminaries and then fight the Elite Four and win the grand prize that is absolutely nothing except some diploma shit thing that is on recycled paper! We will now turn the cameras now to the combatants and see how poorly these niggas will train their Pokemon in order to show how good they they think they are, but in reality, are fucking terrible!"

A guy wearing a speedo and a tank top was controlling a Gengar and said, "Don't let that nigga's Nidorina get the upper hand! After all, you are a ghost and poison type and I doubt that that nigga's shitty ass Pokemon will inflict any damage on you!" His eyes suddenly grew and he released a giant fart on national television! This nigga had blood-orange hair and amber eyes.

"Holy shit! I bet you can smell that through your cheap ass tv, niggas!" said the announcer as he continued to watch the battle. He started gagging on the smell of that nigga's fart and pressed on.

"Hah! I'm not going to be intimidated by some loser who is wearing a spandex diaper!" said his opponent. This fool was wearing a crop top and had a gorgeous black pony tail and it was very funny to see this fool battle with his Nidorina. All the sudden, the redhead said,

"Use thunderbolt, Gengar!"

All the sudden, the tv was turned off and a woman appeared in front of it and said,

"Seriously, Naruto? You shouldn't be watching crap like this, nigga. If you wanna see some good shit, all you gotta do is ask me and I'll give you a few bucks to buy a Kill Bill VHS tape." The woman sighed and dumped her cigarette ashtray on to this nigga's head. It was Uzumaki Naruto, a 10 year old who had a huge hair of yellow cheese slices. His mom's name was Imogene Theresa Pamela Uzumaki and she seriously hated her name. It sounded like the name you would expect to hear from someone who never even knew how to fart in English. Naruto was mad and gave his mom the middle finger when she didn't see him and she said,

"Oh, by the way, Naruto? Will you go check on your baby sister? I need to take a shit after eating Taco Bell again."

"Yeah, sure, mom!" he said as he got up and went to the room that contained his little 2-year-old sister, Sakura. Sakura's room was one of the most interesting things that you probably never saw, and that was saying a lot because her room looked like something that a blind person who never even smell paint selected. It had hideous orange stars everywhere and it also had a photo of a woman twerking in front of a cactus in El Paso. Sakura was wearing a diaper that was shaped like a thong and she had on some clip-on earrings that their mom got from a gas station outside of Galveston, Texas when she was trying to get some fluid for her siggeret lighter.

"Hey, Sakura, it's good to see you again!" said Naruto as he approached her and played with her earrings. Damn, did this little ho have some sexy ears for someone of her age! She started screaming because Naruto was playing with her earrings again and he took this opportunity to get out of their fast before his mom threw some shade on him for being a retarded nigga.

"NARUTO!" shouted his mom as she coughed as she took out her medicine for her sore throat. The pills were tye-dye and they smelled like old diarrhea that was left in a toilet in Fargo from a woman who had chicken and beer for a snack while she was trying to take refuge in Minneapolis.

"Yes, Mom?!" shouted Naruto as he farted.

"You need to go to bed, because if you don't go to bed, you are gonna be at least 4 hours late to get your Pokemon and you will probably just get something stupid like a Rattata. Get your ass upstairs or I will fart in protest!"

Naruto went upside and went to sleep on his pink waterbed. The 10 year old was so excited to get a Pokemon! He hoped he got something like a Moltres or a Mewtwo. He may even get a Venusaur just for having an interesting haircut! He farted as the rain started falling and he then closed his sexy eyes.

The next morning arrived and his mom slammed the door.

"Naruto! Thank goodness that you're awake because I was gonna call 911 if yo ass didn't wake up!"

"What time is it?" asked Naruto as he looked at her.

"It's 6:34 a.m!" she said as she handed Naruto a fresh bikini to put under his clothes. "You need to hurry up and get breakfast, young nigga!"

Naruto farted and got up. The little ninja wanna be headed to the kitchen and opened the fridge and got a pint of Nguyen and Jimmy's ice cream. It was peanut butter and crushed almond flavor and he began to eat some of it and farted as soon as he swallowed. He put it back into the fridge and saw his mom holding Sakura.

"You have some nice socks on, Mom!" said Naruto as he kissed her on the cheek.

"You need to hug the socks, nigga!" she said as she pointed down to her rainbow socks. Naruto got on his stomach and hugged her socks. This was something they did every once and a while and it was not kinky.

"Okay, I need to get going!" said Naruto as he went over to Professor Oak's lab and barged in.

"Give me a Pokemon, nigga!" he said as he pointed at Professor Oak.