707 enjoyed the small of onions, but not like this.
He was just walking in the swamp of a certain ogre, when he felt something long and phallic press up against his back.
"OI! get outa mai swamp!" shrek bellowed.
707 was a cinnamon roll so he just fainted dead away. Shrek felt bad so he took the Animu boy to his home in the swamp with his gay fuck-buddy donkey.
"Da hell man"
"he passed out, idk wat 2 do.'
'Lets tie him up and use him as a sex slave."
"Nah man thats gay"
''Its not gay if its in space.''
"Oh shit boy we gotta make a rocket!"
so they made shreks house on a gigantic rocket and they went to the moon.
"nice man its like that choke fetish for real cuz there is no oxygen"
"true babe now lets bang the animee boiiii"
so they untied him
*warning bang bangs r gonna smoop ur loopy looper*
dick was a hardwirking man. He always did his job and sometimes it was hard. Really hard. *winky face*
Dick was a very strange individual. he had an elongated body, and two stumpy round legs. He wore a special brand of shoe called Testicles, and he always used a special hair gell known as semen. People would jump on him a lot, but he didn't get a swelled head over it [ ;) ] he would just keep on cumming and wouldn't stop cumming and he hit the ground running [kill me]. He doesn't understand why he is alive. Sometimes, he thinks back to when he was a little boy. Those were his golden days. He wouldn't have to worry about getting beaten or being forced into a dark place. Somewhere along the line dick had grown [ ;) ] to accept his fate in the world. He was now an empty shell of what he once was.
End of Chapter 1!
