The Introduction (with assistance from Q)

Jay'a: [Dragging a slightly taller girl through a hallway] C'mon Shi, stop squirming! I told Q we'd let him give his opinion on our intro's and stuff. [Kicks open an Office door] Hi Q!

Q: I was wondering when you two were gonna show up. You were the ones who wanted my opinion on something.

Jay'a: [as Shi glares at her] *sweat drop* Ah, heh heh, right.

Shiane: [stops glaring, looks sheepish] Ah, yeah, well... Ya know how I'm living in Toyama now.

Q: Yes, that is kind of covered in the omnipotent part.

Shiane: Why you.. you.. nerf herder you! That's it! How dare you insult my intelligence as if I was.. was.. Wesley Crusher!!!!!!! [let's loose a cry of fury and proceeds to attack Q]

Jay'a: [smacks herself in the head] How do I get myself into these things? [grabs Shi] NO! Shi! Calm down... Take a deep breath... That's it... Kay. Now. [looks at Q] You. No more smart-ass comments. Got it?

Q: Fine. [leans back]

Shiane: [breathing heavily, gets control of herself] Anyways... Jay'a and I decided to share our experiances with the Ronins with other people. So we're going to start writing down some of our adventures for other people to read.

Q: Because misery loves company, right.

Shiane: [waves hand tiredly in the air] Something like that.

Jay'a: Yeah, so anyhoo, 'cause we're both such nice people [looks around suspiciously], we decided to introduce ourselves to the world first. That's where you come in. You're the sound board.

Q: You know, I kinda feel bad for the world...

Jay'a: I said no more smart-ass comments. Shiane: Seriously though, we really need help with coming up with the best way to introduce ourselves. Like how do we go about doing it? And what exactly do we tell everyone?

Q: Okay, seriously now. Hmm... Well, what do you look like? Jay'a what do you look like? Jay'a: Uh, short. NO, wait! PETITE! Yeah petite, with short brown hair, and blue eyes. Um, my feet are a size six [she grins], my dresses are a size four. Uhh, I'm pretty, at least Luke thinks so. At least he sure as Hell better think so... [Shiane giggles]

Q: Alright, enough of you. Shi what do you look like?

Shiane: My looks are more classical than petite and bubbly. My hair is as short as Jay'a's and it's a much lighter brown, especially because I get it glitzed (sort-of highlighting). My eyes are hazel so they can appear different shades of blue, like blue-grey, blue-green, etc. It depends on what I'm wearing. Oh yeah, I wear size five jeans, I'm about 3 inches taller than Jay'a but I wear the same shoe size. She's built like a dancer while I'm built like a runner.

Q: Okay, so what are your personalities like? Shiane: I'm evil! [starts susupicious hysterical laughter] Q: Let me phrase that differently. What kinds of things do you like? Vanilla vs. chocolate, dogs vs. cats, sci-fi vs. scary, etc.

Shiane: Original vs. Next Generation! [continues insane laughter, now bouncing up and down]

Q: [wincing] You gave her Mountain Dew didn't you.

Jay'a: I plead the fifth! Can I be evil too? [Joins in the insane laughter]

Q: ...........

Jay'a: Chocolate, cats and sci-fi!! [high-fives Shi, continues to laugh] But I gotta say that I'm a Next Gen person. DS9 too. As far as that goes, I'm the innies and she's the outies. [thinks] But I got an outtie belly button, see? [more peals of laughter from both, this time from the floor]

Q: [sighs] And this one had Pepsi...

Jay'a: DUDE!! And Star Wars!! [yet more hysterical laughter]

Q: [another sigh] Well, nothing's gonna get done while you two are hyped up on caffine. [looks at two teens in hysterics] So..... [snaps fingers]

{time fasts fowards}

Shiane: [groggily] Urgh, can't you omniopotent beings be more gentle when you do that.

Q: Sorry but You asked for My help. Now then, let's get some basics. Where do you live?

Shiane: [recovering from time phase] Toyama, Japan. Q: And who do you live with?

Shiane: My guardian Connor MacLeod and my cat Mica. FYI, Mica and I share a telepathic bond and he can shapeshift into a large black panther when necessary.

Q: Okay Jay'a, where do you live and who do you live with?

Jay'a: I live on Yavin with my bf, Luke. He's mine, mine, mine! I don't care what anyone else tells you. He's my sweetie, my Tiger. That's why my Office door says "Beware of Low Flying Tigers". I think Shi made that up.

Q: O...kay.

Shiane: I made one for myself too. It says "Your worst nightmare has come true."

Q: Because you're put in charge of our lives, right. I got it.

Shiane: Yeppers!

Jay'a: [nods and grins] Pretty scarey, huh? [checks her watch] Dude, we oughta wrap this fun stuff up pretty soon. Me, Luke, and the Kyp-meister are gonna grab Wedge and Cor and them an' go check out the bar scene. [looks at Shi] Wanna go?

Shiane: Hell yeah! Kyp and I want to hold another droid race. Cor's gotta bring Whistler 'cause I'm taking bets!

Q: All right, I think we've covered all the important basics. You guys can post this now. And, hey, put me down for 50 creds on Whistler. Oh wait, was there anything else that you guys wanted to add?

Jay'a and Shiane: Umm... well... let's see. I guess... I don't know.. Jay'a: Oh I got one. We should probably mention that we're both Jedi.

Shiane: And that I'm a Ronin Warrior.

Jay'a: And....

Shiane: And what?

Jay'a: Well, I have my Tiger and you have your Hairball!

Shiane: Sage is not a hairball! [thinks] Well, I guess he is. But he's a cute hairball. And he's MY hairball!

Jay'a: [grins] That's all I wanted to know.

Q: ...I need new friends.

___________________________________________________________________________________________Well, there ya go. That's some of who we are. What do ya think? (Besides the fact we're insane....)