So I had this conversation with a friend about a week ago and I thought it was absolutely hilarious, so i'm transforming it into a conversation between Percy and Nico through text message. Enjoy! (Im Percy, My friend is Nico, and my friend's boyfriend is the girl. I had to change the genders around a bit)
Disclaimer: I don't own PJO But I do own this conversation.
UndeadWarrior = Nico ThatBlueKid = Percy TooKewl4You = Nico's girlfriend
Undeadwarrior: Percy! Guess what?!
ThatBlueKid: What...?
UndeadWarrior: I got a girlfriend!
ThatBlueKid: LOL! That's real funny...
Undeadwarrior: No... I really did! Here, I'll add her to the conversation.
TooKewl4You has joined. Invited by UndeadWarrior.
TooKewl4You: Hey Nico! Uhmm... Who's "ThatBlueKid?"
Undeadwarrior: Uh, Sash, this is my friend. He wanted to meet you xD
ThatBlueKid: Hehe, Hi
TooKewl4You: Kwl hi
ThatBlueKid: Sho...
UndeadWarrior: ...
ThatBlueKid: Erm. What's up?
TooKewl4You: Nm I guess, hbu?
ThatBlueKid: Not much...
-10 minutes later-
Undeadwarrior: Anyone still here?
TooKewl4You: I am
UndeadWarrior: Perc? Wby?
UndeadWarrior: C'mon. I know you're there. Don't make me infect you with mai crazeh-ness!
ThatBlueKid: OH GOD
ThatBlueKid: NO! EVERYONE IS PERFECTLY FINE!
UndeadWarrior: It's scareh, isn't it?
UndeadWarrior: Hehehehehe...
ThatBlueKid: ._. Don't do it...
ThatBlueKid: I know what you're thinking.
ThatBlueKid: But resist the urge.
Tookewl4you: Wha going on about?
Undeadwarrior: *Throws pie at that blue kid's face* NOTHING!
ThatBlueKid: D: That was a perfectly good pie!
ThatBlueKid: YOU RUINED EVERYTHING! YOU THREW MAI PIE!
Undeadwarrior: XD MUAHAHA
TooKewl4You: Okay...
ThatBlueKid: DO YOU KNOW WHAT i HAD TO DO TO MAKE THAT PIE?!
ThatBlueKid: DO.
ThatBlueKid: YOU.
ThatBlueKId: KNOW?!
Undeadwarrior: NO! *Throws poneh at chur face*
ThatBlueKid: *Goes and cries in corner*
Undeadwarrior: Sorreh :c *Gives new pie that magicly came out of pocket*
ThatBlueKid: *Sniff sniff* What kind of pie is that?
ThatBlueKid: *Sniffle sniffle*
Undeadwarrior: Its your favorite kind of pie.
ThatBlueKid: IT'S CHOCOLATE?!
Undeadwarrior: Yush
ThatBlueKid: *Throws pie* I HATE CHOCOLATE!
Tookewl4you: LOL
Undeadwarrior: DX What kind of pie do you like?!
TooKewl4you: Best convo everrrr
ThatBlueKid: Hmm
ThatBlueKid: Uhmm...
ThatBlueKid: I like...
Undeadwarrior: I promise I'll make it!
ThatBlueKid: Pizza. I like Pizza.
ThatBlueKid: Can you make me a pizza pie?
UndeadWarrior: Okie! *Makes pizza pie and gives it to chu*
ThatBlueKid: *sniffs pie*
ThatBluekid: *Licks pie*
TooKewl4you: Lol
Undeadwarrior: XD
ThatBlueKid: Can you make it blue?
Undeadwarrior: *sighs* Okie *Dyes it blue*
ThatBlueKid: NUUUUH! *throws pie*
ThatBlueKid: I NEED IT TO BE NATURALY BLUE!
ThatBlueKid: NOT ARTIFICIALY BLUE
ThatBlueKid: THATS UNHEALTHY
Undeadwarrior: Fine...
TooKewl4you: LOL! You can't make it naturaly blue if it's already made blue!
ThatBlueKid: And that my frands, is why you then throw the pie at innocent bystanders like so. *Throws pie*
Undeadwarrior: *Makes new blue pizza pie* HERE!
ThatBlueKid: *waits*
ThatBlueKid: *Waits some more*
Undeadwarrior: What?
ThatBlueKid: ...How...?
ThatBlueKid: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS?!
ThatBlueKid: You have the nerve to bake me a naturaly blue pizza pie, and I DON'T EVEN GET A SPOON?!
ThatBlueKid: I.
ThatBlueKid: Am.
ThatBlueKid: Ashamed.
TooKewl4you: LOLOLOL
Undeadwarrior: XDDD
ThatBlueKid: C'mon man, I thought you were better than this.
ThatBlueKid: *Still waits*
Undeadwarrior: ?
ThatBlueKid: After all that raging, I still didn't get a spoon.
Undeadwarrior: *Gives spoon*
ThatBluekid: YAAAAAAY! *Numz pie* NOMMY!
ThatBlueKid: Wait...
ThatBlueKid: I can't eat dis alone!
ThatBlueKid: *Gives half of pie to Nico* Dere you go (:
Undeadwarrior: *Eats it*
Undeadwarrior: Knock Knock.
ThatBlueKid: Who's dere?
Undeadwarrior: Hackeem.
ThatBlueKid: Hackeem who?
Undeadwarrior: HACKEEM IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL! *Faceplants into your pie*
ThatBlueKid: :O
ThatBlueKid has left the conversation.
So I hope you find this conversation as funny as I did. I think the best part was my friend Darci's boyfriend chipping in every five minutes with a random comment or two. Also, Im sorry for the week wait for my other story, Welcome to the dark side. I started the next chapter, but i'm having a bit of trouble with it, and I don't have enough to post as a chapter. I'll try and get that done as soon as I can! Thank's guys (:
