Here are 20 ways to annoy Darren Shan, the famous half-vampire prince! Keep in mind however, that Darren may not like you annoying him. He may try to hurt you or worse. I do not take responsibility for anything that happens to you if you try these things.

1. Keep reminding him of the time Mr. Crepsley died

2. Ask him if he's a prince, where's his crown?

3. Tell everyone he's Lord of a Shadows

4. Blame him for Mr. Crepsley's death

5. Tell him Debbie's going out with Vancha

6. Mistake him for Steve

7. Follow him around and every time he sees you burst into tears and ask why he's following you

8. Tell him Harkat's better looking than he is

9. Give him flowers then bat your eyelashes and say they're from Steve

10. Tell him he'd look so much better if he just dyed his hair green

11. Have a party for him and invite all the vampaneze you can find

12. Lock him and Steve in a room together

13. Tell them you won't let them out until they kiss and make up

14. Paint a scar on your face and pretend to be Mr. Crepsley

15. Tell him the vampires would have been much better off if he hadn't spoiled Kurda's plan

16. Tell him you stole a poisonous spider from a vampire and it bit your best friend

17. Give him a miniature stake

18. Paint a picture of Steve and give it to him

19. Whenever he says something reply: "but Steve said…."

20. Tell him something went on when he tried to re-blood Darius and now he's half-vampaneze