The Ability to Ignore the Obvious
Disclaimer: I don't own Detective Conan/Case Closed. Gosho Aoyama does...
What if when Conan told Ran the truth, she didn't believe him?
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Conan was fed up with it all.
Ran cried all the time, he was miserable all the time, and he felt the need to end this mess.
'Screw Haibara, I'm telling Ran the truth.' he thought to himself, as he walked in the Detective Ageny's door.
"I'm home!"
"Konnichiwa, Conan-kun. How was your day?"
"Good, good. Hey listen..Ran...I've got something important to tell you."
"Oh? Is it another good grade? I always knew you were smart, Conan-kun!"
"Ran. Listen. I'm....I'm........I'm Shinichi! Yes, thats right! I am Kudo Shinichi!!"
"....."
A few moments passed before Ran responded. Conan was shocked by her response.
"Oh, you're so funny Conan-kun! You crack me up!"
"Huh? Ran, its me! Look, without my glasses, I look like my real self!"
"It's because you're distantly related to Shinichi."
"Uh- um- Look at this voice-changing bowtie! I can make my real voice come out of here! See Ran? My real voice!"
"Hmm..that's a nice recording of Shinichi you got there, Conan-kun."
"Both me and Shinichi have the same birthday and blood type!"
"Now, Conan-kun, you're starting to annoy me with this outrageous story."
"I'm a super smart detective! I have a stun-gun watch that knocks your father out! I solve his cases!!"
"Hush, Conan! Father is a very good detective. I know you're jealous but..."
"I shrunk from a poison that day we went to Tropical Land!"
"Hmm...Shinichi told you about that day?"
"Haibara dressed up as me during the school play! I changed back from a temporary pill!"
"Conan, I highly doubt that sweet Ai-chan would be able to pass off as you. And, what pills are you taking? Are you on drugs?" Who's giving them to you??
"No, Ran, I'm not on drugs! A secret criminal organization is trying to kill me and everyone around me!! Believe me, Ran, please!!"
"......are you feeling OK, Conan-kun? I want you to go to bed! You're obviously sick, and delirious!"
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"UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! KUSO!" Conan yelled from his bedroom.
"Watch your mouth, young man!" Ran yelled back.
'Well, at least I don't have to worry about blowing my cover anymore....' Conan thought to himself.
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This story is drabble....but i kinda like it :)
Yea, most of it is speech, but i like that kinda stuff.
For those who don't know, 'Kuso'= darn, damn, shit, etc.
R&R! Flames accepted-
Kyoko-chann
