Disclaimer: I do not own the movie that I'm going to hint at!


"Normal talk"

"Skyler's Radio Talk"

::Comm. Link::

'Thoughts'

Flashback/Imagination

Songs*Stands in the police light showing them my jazz hands*


Madison chirped unhappily as her nose whirred with congestion. With the whole Jello fiasco, Madison was now sick. Salimah was wondering, how the hell do Vestroiaian's get sick? At least Heaven explained before Shane whisked her off to work on the Shrink rap. When Vestroiaians get sick it's because their body because congestion with frost or gunk (in this case Jello) it mimics the humans' common cold. The body reacts to getting rid of the gunk; unfortunately a virus is produced and now the frame has two problems: the gunk and the virus produced from over production of coding to combat the gunk.

For now Madison was cuddling against Salimah, with Skyler and Rosalina lounging on the bean bags beside Salimah. It was a lazy day. Sure they should be prepping for an invasion but it was pointless if they were the size of hotel shampoo bottles! Madison coughed and Salimah let her hand stroke in against her back earning an appreciative mewl. Rosalina rolled her eyes.

"Maddie it's not that serious!" the Star knight sneered as Madison let out a tiny sneeze. Salimah rolled her eyes as Skyler jumped in.

"Stop being a child! Your puppy dog eyes act was bad enough now this is taking it too far."

"Knock it off you two," Salimah groaned as she sank deeper into her bean bag, Madison safely tucked in the crook of her neck. "I don't want fighting right now. Dad isn't breathing down my neck, he's working, Nick isn't going to provoke a fight again, and for once, I don't have to do anything for school right now." Skyler and Rosalina both rolled their eyes but didn't complain.

They all directed their attention to the TV screen, watching a very quirky movie.

"You humans have quite the imagination." Skyler piped up, watching a man wearing a green mask in an orange suit, dancing rapidly, once in a while throwing in a cartoon action or stunt. Soon, Madison dozed off, nasally watching his dream unfold.

Salimah felt Madison relax in her arms and Rosalina shifted over, now fully pressed against her neck. The girl raised an eyebrow.

"Did you need something Rosalina?"

"Nah, Ah hate bein' cold."

"You're feeling cold?"

"Ya, somethin' wrong with tha'?"

"No. I thought it was weird because don't you guys have something inside you to regulate your temperatures?"

"Yes and no." Skyler spoke, deciding to face Salimah, climbing in front of her. She sat on top of her chest and explained, "It usually depends on the frame types. Like mine." Skyler gestured to herself, "I am extremely sensitive to temperature because of my triple changer frame. Rosalina suffers from coldness because of old wounds acting up. Madison here is only suffering from temperature fluxes due to her ailment."

"Oh ok." Salimah nodded with understanding as she relaxed back into her bean bag chair.

"Ow!" Skyler and Rosalina were startled by Salimah's cry and saw Madison's Stinger Monado entangled with her long hair. Skyler jumped to Salimah's rescue and started untangling the hair with deft precision. Rosalina would've helped but he knew he'd make it worse. The samurai got the hair out of the sword and resumed unwinding, watching the movie unfold.


All was quiet and peaceful until a couple shots rang out (courtesy of the film), Madison was startled out of his sleep. Madison rubbed her eyes tiredly before stretching and pushed the remote button.

"Hey!" Rosalina shouted, throwing his fist in the air with anger. Salimah raised an eyebrow at Madison.

"I want to show you guys something!" Madison squealed as she poked Skyler with her pede. An eye opened lazily, watching the Star warrior position herself so then the projection would be displayed on the wall.


So far everything looked like the movie they were previously watching. Although they were all watching in tension when suddenly the guy who was supposed to be wearing the light blue mask was replaced by Rosalina. She was boarding up the gate to the park, losing the unknown cops. The real Rosalina growled at her daughter and whipped out her sword only to falter when her face jumped out with big eyes at the helicopter and SWAT team waiting for her. The dream Rosalina stood there, glancing from the helicopter to the crowd of SWAT men. One of them happened to be Skyler in that crowd. With a cheeky grin, Rosalina jumped and yelled, "Hit it!"

Immediately the cops lights and the helicopter spotlight shined onto Rosalina, revealing Rosalina had traded her dress in for a top used for flamenco dancing with the puffy sleeves. Rosalina swayed her hips back and forth as flamenco music turned on, the Star knight dancing to the beat. The dream Skyler started to as well yet stopped when she got glares from the cops. The real Rosalina facepalmed and before she could demand the video be turned off, the dream Rosalina began to sing, whipping out boxes of ammo.

They call me Cuban Pete. I'm the king of the rhumba beat.
When I play the ammo boxes I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom

Everybody was laughing hysterically as they watched the dream image of Rosalina shaking her hips and chest, shimmying her way over to the cops. Heat swelled in her cheek and she snarled angrily as the song continued

Yes sir, I'm Cuban Pete

I'm the craze of my native street.
When I start to dance, everything goes chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom
The senoritas they sing and how they swing with this rumbero,

Everyone including Rosalina went into fits of hysterical laughter as the women on the streets were actually Salimah and Fox. Fox was dressed in fishnet stockings, wearing a short leather shorts along with a latex top that revealed his bellybutton piercing. He wore bright red lipstick and a pink feather boa. Madison giggled as she slightly bounced to the tune, reminding herself to show Fox the image of him being a prostitute.

It's very nice, so full of spice.
And when they're dancing they bring a happy ring the maraquero,
Singin' a song, all the day long.

So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you to chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom.

The dream Rosalina jumped over to dream Skyler and waved her hands, getting Skyler to start dancing and singing. Salimah and Madison continued laughing while the other two abruptly stopped, both faces blushing with embarrassment and awkwardness.

He's really a modest guy, although he's the hottest guy
In Havana, in Havana.

The Mother and daughter started doing a duet dance with their hips and the real pair were burying their face in their chest's too ashamed to continue watching the film.

Si, senorita I know that you would like to chicky-boom-chick
It's very nice, so full of spice.
I'll place my hand on your hip, and if you will just give me your hand
Then we shall try - just you and I. Aye-aye-aye!

The officers who were supposed to catch Rosalina finally showed up. Surprisingly it's Mario and Shane who watched the scene below. Instead of them being snarky towards each other like the original film suggested, they were both stunned and shocked. Shane yelled at his daughter to stop dancing while Rosalina danced on top of a police cruiser.

So if you like the beat, take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky-boom

Rosalina got off the car and managed to get every single person to do a congo line as they weaved their way through the gaps of police cruisers before dancing the night away. It would've worked until Mario and Shane shot into the air, trying to free their officers of the hypnotic spell Rosalina put them in. Catching the hint, Rosalina slid out of the picture.

Shake Your Booty, Daddy, Wow!
See ya!

The film ended with Rosalina dashing into the alleyway with all officers chasing her.


Salimah and Madison giggled and occasionally burst out laughing from the memory of the dream. Rosalina and Skyler couldn't bear to look at one another for the rest of the week. The end result: a very confused Shane and Heaven.