It was a sunny day on Delta Halo. The Sangheili Field Master, Jakofmee, froze where he stood. Immediately, the Unggoy leader Meepmeep bumped into him. Sexyback, who was busy singing Michael Jackson songs, ran into Meepmeep, and so on all the way down the column.
"Ow!" loudly lisped Sexyback. "Look what you do! Dirt in fingernails ruin manicure!"
"Since when Covenant accept gay?" Meepmeep asked.
Jakofmee turned to them with a horrified look on his face. "Since it began! I mean, come on!" He gazed at the smaller aliens. "Which one of you hasn't had same-gender sex?"
No one spoke…except Meepmeep. "Come on, Beepbeep!" he whispered to his best friend. "Don't tell me you not swing that way?"
Beepbeep hesitated. "Well…me have few drink with Oopoop one night at pub, but that all me did."
Jakofmee laughed. "But what did you do after that? Huh?"
Beepbeep shrugged, looked at the ground in embarrassment and muttered, "Well…"
Meepmeep wailed, "Ewwww!!"
"Quiet!" Jakofmee exclaimed, remembering why he'd stopped. He sniffed the air. "Jiralhanae."
"How can you tell?"
"All Sangheili become aroused as they enter battle. The stench of Jiralhanae turned me off. I cannot get hard. Seriously," he continued. "I tried jacking off. Nothing happened." He looked at the ground like Beepbeep. "Nothing."
Something exploded over the taller alien's head. Jakofmee went flying a short distance. A Jiralhanae thundered out of hiding, with his Brute Shot in hand.
"Ha!" Jakofmee yelled in triumph. "My shields protected me! You ugly motherfucker!"
The Jiralhanae just chuckled and pointed down. Jakofmee looked that way and realized he stood in midair over a five-hundred-foot cliff and deadpanned, "Aw shit."
"AAAAAAAHHH!!!"
