Disclaimer: Axis Power Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya.

Warnings: Eatings disorders (in the future), fatphobia, curse words, no romance (as of yet).

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The Top of the Worls is a Lonely Place

Prologue:

Their unrest with his lingering presence in the conference room had been painfully obvious. Palpable, even. He almost chuckled. Almost. Acting clearly wasn't their forte. Then again, they probably thought him too stupid to comprehend what was going on.

Grinning like the fool they perceived him as, America gathered his things and bid the remaining nations farewell. "See y'all next month!" He shouted before stepping out of the room and getting as far away as he could before-

"... Childish..."

"... Warmonger..."

"... Spying on us!..."

"... Sticking his nose everywhere..."

"... Better without him..."

"... Idiot fatso..."

It began.

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