Disclaimer:
Me: Alright so um, we're back, and I think I'll have one of our villains tell you the disclaimer today.
Ridley: Why of course, now anyway, this guy, Zero, he does not own anything Nintendo in this thing, and any characters that are not of that origin are his basically, but that might change, you know with all of them dying! -Laughs maniacally-
Me: Right, like I'd ever let that happen, so um, on with the show!
Super Smash Bros. Mayhem! 2
Chapter 1: Noobs are interesting
1st person point of view: Ramiro
Alright so it's been about 5 months after the whole Mewtwo Incident as everyone likes to call it. Carlos and I are working with Krystal to help bring law and order to this odd and wonderful land I like to call Brawl. Anthony helps too but recently he's been meditating and training nonstop, it's like he has something on his mind that he's not telling us. Oh but besides that we have Link and Zelda working with us, and get this, their finally together. Then there's also Meta Knight who is also helping us whenever we need it and we'll help him whenever he needs it. We've been protecting this realm from any hair-brained schemes by the villains. But trust me, they are nothing compared to what Mewtwo did before. Oh and I heard Olimar is starting up an evil Organization, I bet that thing won't even last too long. But yeah, fighting all these villains is tiring. Carlos and I both agree that we might need some more help around here. But who do we ask for help though?
Now switching to 3rd person point of view
Both Ramiro and Carlos limped into their break room inside of the Great Fox. Both of them were exhausted from their recent missions and needed a break.
"This is getting ridiculous, we need some more help." Ramiro said slumping down on the couch with sigh, he looked at Carlos who slumped down on the couch as well.
"Yeah, but how are we going to get more help?"
"Well Meta Knight said he had the whole Olimar thing under control so we have that, but I mean we need more help, as in, actual people."
"Yeah, but it's not like Zelda can open up another portal on accident again suck people inside of this place."
"I thought I told you already Carlos, she did it on purpose so that we could save this place."
"Oh right, but still it's not like she could."
"I'm betting she can, and that's a bet I'm willing to take, one because we need help, two because we need a small vacation, three and this ones for you, you and Krystal need some alone time, like a date or something."
"So how does the third one help me?"
"Because if we don't get help, you'll never really go on another date with her again," Ramiro replied soon thinking of something, "How did that last date work out?"
"It went fine, I'll tell you about it later."
"Anyway, yeah, I suggest we go see Zelda now." Ramiro replied getting up but soon saw Carlos was still slumped down, "You're too lazy to get up aren't you?"
"What do you think?"
"Get off your lazy ass and get up!" Ramiro demanded.
-Meanwhile at Olimar's secret base in Delfino Plaza-
"Alright, so this is not so much of an evil base, but at least the Delfino Inn has a nice meeting room we can all occupy illegally." Olimar replied sitting in the lead chair of the meeting room, but there were several other characters there as well. They were the best 2 bit villainy could offer, various different ones like Gray Fox, Wario, Pichu, Roy, Samurai Goroh, and Waluigi, not to mention G&W and R.O.B., but what Olimar was most happy about was the fact that Shadow had joined their ranks.
"So exactly why did he have to go to the bathroom for the umpteenth time?" Wario asked to which Pichu glared at him.
"Maybe the fact that your onion breath smells so bad caused him to throw up."
"Now, now guys, let's not fight amongst ourselves, remember we're all here for a common purpose." Samurai Goroh said sharpening his katana "Isn't that right boss?"
"That is correct." Olimar replied as Shadow came back from the bathroom, "Glad you could join us again Shadow, anyway on to business, the first order of business is to see what we can do to sabotage the Smashers."
"I've got an idea." Gray Fox said while looking around the room, "How about we just simply take them out, nothing complicated, just taking out the smashers."
"That works!" Olimar exclaimed, "R.O.B. are you getting all of this?" He asked as the robot nodded typing it down into his hard drive while Shadow simply leaned against the wall looking at the scene going on.
"Yeah, this will be interesting all right."
-At Hyrule Temple-
"Alright , so here's the deal you two, your going to get us new people to help us cause we are going insane over here!" Ramiro exclaimed while Zelda and Link looked at him weirdly. "Don't believe me?" He asked soon pointing to Carlos talking to himself. "See!"
"Okay you two just put up that act right now didn't you?" Zelda asked seeing through their little ploy. Ramiro sighed and nodded. "But why, you didn't need help before."
"Yeah, but that was before Anthony started to train a lot more, I don't know why he's doing it though."
"That's odd, he was never one to really train."
"Yeah, so will you help us? All we need is three people."
"Fine, but we'll need your help after this."
"Okay, and that's by?"
"Your friend Carlos needs to help us decided where we should go on our date." Zelda replied to which Ramiro and Carlos both dropped to the ground anime style. Before she could say anything else however, Ramiro quickly shook her hand.
"We'll take that deal." He replied.
"Alright now let me walk you through how you're going to go get the three people into this realm." Zelda replied walking off with Ramiro in tow, Link and Carlos followed as well both discussing possible ideas for a date.
-Meanwhile in Skyworld-
Anthony was meditating on one of the platforms when Pit walked up to him, "Excuse me, but I need to ask something."
"Ask away." Anthony replied still meditating.
"You've been acting different recently, what's with all the training and meditating? Not that I don't like it I'm just not sure what you're trying to do."
"I've been getting visions recently, bad ones, thing is, I have a mentor whose telling me how to interpret them, right now I'm training for something bad that will come."
"Coming from you, and since your in the body of Lucario it makes sense, I'll be sure to be on alert."
"Right, but for now," He said getting up and looking at Pit, "I need to go see Ramiro and Carlos, so yeah, I'll be seeing you later." He replied running off of the stage.
-At the waiting room for online matches-
"Okay, so let me get this straight, I'm going to go in there, fight three people in a two stock match and make sure someone uses their Final Smash right in the beginning?"
"That's basically the gist of it, it's the Final Smash that will pull them into this realm, just make sure it's a powerful one." Zelda explained, "Now that you know what to do, I'll check back up on you later."
"Alright, I'm sure you guys will figure something out." Ramiro replied while Zelda walked away, soon the Sandbag appeared next to him, "Oh hey Sandbag." He said while the Sandbag just looked at him, "Oh right, no mouth." He said soon tapping his foot, "Any day now."
-Meanwhile in the real world-
"Alright time to slaughter my opponents with the most unforgiving character ever." A teenager by the name of Matthew said picking Kirby as a character, "They will bow before me killing them in the most sick and twisted of ways."
"Okay time to play." A girl known as Celest said, "Now who should I pick that kick's the most ass, oh wait I know." She said getting an idea and picking Samus for a character.
"Let's see if there's anyone good this time." A teenager known as Marcus said going through the list of characters and picking Sonic the Hedgehog, "Speed will help me win this match for sure."
Little did any of them know, they were about to get sucked into something really freaking crazy.
-Now back to the match-
Ramiro soon entered the stage Yoshi's Island, "Really, this place?" He asked soon seeing Sonic, Samus, and Kirby spawn, "Oh great, I'm praying to Master Hand that the appropriate genders are playing these guys." He said as the announcer counted down to one, and soon the match was off. Samus immediately shot missiles at everyone to which Ramiro and Sonic dodged. Kirby was unlucky and was blasted back but countered by puffing up and floatind down to the stage. Ramiro was soon trying to shoot Sonic but the hedgehog kept moving too fast for him to aim. Ramiro was about to use Falco Phantasm but was interrupted by Kirby smacking him up in the air with his hammer, he was soon knocked back down to the ground by Sonic and shot off the stage by Samus' charged energy shot. When he respawned he was pissed.
"Alright, you guys want to take this to the hard way, I'll be happy to oblige!" Ramiro yelled out which freaked out the three teenagers playing the game, he soon glowed as if he had gotten a Smash Ball, "Personally I prefer the air, but I know I'm going to love this." He said as a Landmaster landed in the middle of the stage where everyone is launching them into the air in the same direction, but that wasn't the end of Ramiro's attack. He soon aimed his cannon at them and shot a blast sending them blasting off in the air. This caused everyone's screens to glow bright white and in a flash of light they were gone. Ramiro sighed in relief as the Landmaster disappeared, once he was on ground again he sat down before looking up in the sky and seeing the three unconscious bodies flying down towards him, "Oh shit." He said soon diving out of the way of the falling people. "I really feel sorry for these three, especially Samus.. I hope a guy didn't get in her body again."
"Hey Ramiro, what's up?" A voice asked causing Ramiro to turn around and look at the source of the voice, he saw Anthony, "And what's with the pile of Smashers, you doing training again?"
"Nah, getting people to help us out with protecting the world, besides with all of Bowsers, and Ganondorfs plots I'm kind of tired helping out Mario and Link." Ramiro replied.
"Really now, anyway I'll leave them to you."
"Hey can you do a favor for me?"
"Sure, what's the favor?"
"Go and wait in Skyworld since people who participate in brawls go to there or hell, though that's doubtful, or to heaven, and I need you to make sure they don't wander off anywhere before the match ends."
"That makes sense, besides it's the only peaceful place I can meditate." Anthony replied soon walking off before Ramiro stopped him by putting his hand on his shoulder.
"You okay man, you've been meditating more than normal lately?"
"I'd tell you but right now you've got your hands full."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean their slowly waking up so yeah, I'll tell you once we have some free time later, now according to the screen, you have one life left, so yeah, good luck." He said soon jumping off the stage leaving Ramiro to turn around and look at three confused people getting up.
"Okay, what the hell happened and why is the floor pink?" Marcus asked getting up, little did he know that he was a hedgehog, "And why is it that I'm like short and everything's like one of those Beatle's songs?" He soon noticed the white gloves and shoes, "Wait why do I have Sonic Gloves and shoes?" He soon looked himself over and screamed in horror, "I've become Sonic the Hedgehog? This is impossible!"
"Actually I don't think it is impossible." Celest replied looking herself over, "Though I can't see too well I think I'm Samus right now, yeah I'm Samus, either that or I'm in an Iron Man suit."
"Nah you are definitely Samus, just like I'm Kirby." Matt replied looking up at the two, "So yeah, I only figure that out due to the fact I can't see any body limbs and the fact that you two are taller than me."
"Welcome to the world of Super Smash Bros! And I say world because you are not in the game! Yes this is real so yeah, welcome to the exciting and magical.." before Ramiro could actually finish he was rushed at by Matt who sucked him up threw him up in the air and slammed him into oblivion with his Hammer.
"What the hell was that for?" Marcus asked, "He was trying to explain something to us."
"I get bored easily." Matt replied with a deadpan look before smiling, "So who wants to get murdered next?"
"WILL YOU JUST LET ME FINISH!" A voice said booming from the heavens as all three looked up.
"God?" Matt asked, "Is that you?"
"YES IT IS I, THE ALMIGHTY CREATOR, STOP YOUR EVIL WAYS, JOIN THE BLU-"
"SHUT UP!" Another voice said as a slam was heard. "Anyway, my friend Anthony was trying to get your attention, anyway um, yeah, so your in Brawl, I'll explain all after you finish each other off, in Mortal Kombat! I'm joking of course, anyway yeah, just go ahead." Ramiro explained.
"What happens if we die?" Celest asked trying to figure out why he was so much in a hurry to have them finish each other off.
"Nothing, you just go to heaven for the time being."
"Well can't we just sit here and do nothing forever?"
"No, because I want you to fight to death so just go and fight already."
"But why do you want us to fight?"
"Because I demand entertainment, dance my little puppets, dance! Wow I feel like that one guy who controls puppets… I forgot who he was, it was that guy with Deidara, anyway just fight!"
"Fine." Celest replied grabbing Matt with her armors energy whip and walking over to the edge of the stage, she let him got and slammed him down to the ground soon giving Matt a complete game over.
-Meanwhile in Heav- I mean Skyworld-
"Nice move, you kill me but you didn't do anything to stop her, what the hell was that?" Ramiro asked while Anthony laughed.
"You just got owned by a girl!"
"Oh shut up you bunch of furries you." Matt replied to which he got death stares from both of them, and sooner than you could say Koopa they were both above him with deadly serious expressions.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL US?" They both yelled out in a slightly demonic voice to which Matt slowly backed away to a corner.
"And I thought I was evil." He said as the both of them calmed down and proceeded to watch on the big screen in Skyworld to see who would win.
"I'll be you ten bucks the girl who's in Samus' body is going to win." Ramiro replied to which Anthony smirked,
"I'll take your bet and raise it up to 20 bucks."
"Awesome, may the best man win then." He said as both of them watched Celest and Marcus go toe to toe.
Now because their watching the match we don't need a nice little cut in the story like we usually do, so let's continue on with the fight. Marcus dodged several missiles from Celest relatively easily and sped up to her kicking her in the face, though it didn't do anything due to her wearing armor on. She soon grabbed his leg and threw him onto the ground and shot a missile at him sending him up into the air. He was heading out of bounds but that was before he used a spring to launch him upwards and away from the out of bounds area. He soon sped out and did a spin dash against Celest causing her to stagger a big but she shot a missile at him sending him backwards again. As he recovered she used what time she had to get a charged shot fired up. Once she did so she aimed for Marcus and shot it at him, though Marcus anticipated this and sped underneath it, soon getting behind Celest and using another spin dash to knock her down.
He soon saw his chance for victory and sped up towards a smash ball punching it several times before it broke, he soon landed next to Celest who was slowly getting up, "Now I'll show you!" He said before transforming into Super Sonic and with some quick movements he was able to get behind Celest and soon punched her off of the stage. He smirked in victory before he reverted back into his normal form and sighed, "Come on it was this easy?" He asked as he disappeared.
-Meanwhile in the Waiting Area-
Marcus had appeared alongside Celest and Matthew who were looking around and waiting for someone. That was when Anthony and Ramiro appeared in the waiting area as well.
"Alright, so you probably want an explanation right?" Ramiro asked as all three nodded, "Alright, anyway allow me to explain this all to you three, it's a long story so yeah." He said explaining all of the events from the first story to the three. Why am I not paraphrasing the events? Well you shouldn't be reading this story if you didn't know what happened in the first one so go and read it so your not confused. Once done he had all three of them looking at him strangely, "Don't believe me?" He asked.
"No we believe you." Celest replied, "It's just we're surprised you guys went through all of that."
"Hell it was fun." Anthony replied, "Except for when I got stuck in Samus' body, that was just horrible."
"Anyway yeah, so we've recruited you guys to come and help us." Ramiro explained while Matthew walked up to him.
"So you're saying we can do anything in this place as long as we protect people and stop evil?" He asked while Ramiro nodded, "Good then I can do this." He said soon launching him into the air and sending him flying away. "Make a break for it!" He yelled out as all three of them trampled Anthony in order to get past him. He groaned in pain as all three of them jumped out of the waiting room. Ramiro soon teleported back in dazed a bit.
"What the hell happened?" Ramiro asked while Anthony slowly got up and shook his head a bit.
"But mommy, I want to stay home and back cookies with you." He said causing Ramiro to punch him back down to the ground, Anthony soon got back up, "Okay I'm okay, things will be okay man I'm sure of it."
"Oh there you two are." A voice said to which to two turned to see who it was, it was Zelda accompanied by Link. "I see you two are here, but where are the newcomers?"
Ramiro slowly turned back to Anthony, "I would say we're screwed over just about now."
"Yeah… yeah I guess your right." Anthony replied while Zelda just looked at them.
"Well, what's wrong? Where are they?"
To Be Continued...
Will Olimar's plan succeed? Will Anthony ever tell Ramiro about his funky dreams and visions of the future? Will the newcomers ever adapt to life in Brawl? And what will happen to Ramiro and Anthony in the next Chapter? Tune in to the next Chapter to find out.
Well we finally have it out, and note I probably won't release Chapter 2 until I have at least Chapter 3 or 5 done, depends, because I want to space them out like I did last time. Also this is going to be a very long series, probably no PSA's, several surprise guests, and others things. Also I would have had this out sooner but I lost inspiration ever since the first four chapters that I wrote for this thing were in my old computer at the time. I've basically rewritten any of the idea's I've had I just need to rewrite the first few Chapters, and it's going to be a pain. Oh but yeah, short Chapter I know, anyway the rest will be longer.
