DISCLAIMER: Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling.

~ Ozone Flavored Jelly Beans ~

"You really don't like your name?"

"Of course not. Who would want to be called something like that?"

"I think it sounds great, though! I'd rather be called Nymphadore* than Harry."

"Oh, right then, I'll call you Nymphadore and you can call me Harriet, and everyone will think we're a pair of weirdos for wanting to trade names."

"... I'd rather have them call us of pair of weirdos than not call us a pair of anything."

~oOo~

*Yes, I purposely spelled it that way to give the name a male version.